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I'm just a weird/insane 18 year old guy who probably won't be writing much, if ever... so yeah hi!!
Hey guys so i decided to make a fictionpress account just cuz...so here it is!
(because of my eternal laziness i simply copy and pasted my FanFiction profile onto this one so if some of this doesn't make sense, sorry but my fortay is Fanfiction anyways)
My favorite: Russian Reversalism
I) In America you break law, in Soviet Russia law breaks you.
II) In America we have "In god we trust" printed on our money, in Soviet Russia we have no money
III) In Soviet Russia president assassinates you.
IV) In Soviet Russia anime watches you.
V) In Soviet Russia Apple eats you.
VI) In Soviet Russia Zero divides by you.
VII) In Soviet Russia Horse ride you.
VIII) In Soviet Russia Goddamn door closes you. (I write tragedies not sins)
IX) Pokemon Catch YOU!!
X) In Soviet Russia you have the right to arm bears.
XI) Breaking news this just in "Last night in Soviet Russia a fire was destroyed by a home." OMG WTF BBQ
Current Favorite Pairings (ones that i enjoy reading for, and might write for)
Neutral Pairings (Eh don't love em' don't hate them)
2. Peracheal (It works sometimes)
4. Jasper (JasonXPiper)
5. Peo (PiperXLeo)
5. Gruniper (GroverXJuniper) (is that right?)
Hate Pairings (mostly M/M slash)
1. Puke (PercyXLuke) *(The name says it all)
2. Pico (PercyXNico) (Just no)
3. Pason (PercyXJason) (Ewwww)
4. Dercy (PercyXDionysus) (O.o EWWWWWWWWWWW)
5. Pretty much any other M/M slash pairing
6. Pertamis (overall it's a good pairing but EVERYONE messes it up...although i have read a few good ones like "Lord Perseus and the Forbidden Love")
44 things i would do for a girl
1-touch her waist
are you remembering this?
11-smile with her
Are you thinking about someone?
16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her
oh, and on that last one... u need to show her you mean it too
21-kiss her on the lips
26-don't lie to her
are you still reading this? u better be, its important
31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.
remember this next time you are with her
36. when people diss her, stand up for her. take her side no matter what.
MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED
41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night. (she'll feel safe, if you put your arms around her.)
youll never know when she needs just a lil more love
repost this in 20 sec. or you will lose the one you care about the most!! Guys Repost: "44 things i would do for a girl"
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
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If you've ever missed your mouth while eating something, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, The Sage of Spirits, Twilight Princess6, Solo384, mythologirl, In The Closet FanFic Reader
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
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Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
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Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are one of the few teens who don't have or want to have a myspace, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, RosalieHale123, crystalwolfberri, The Sage of Spirits, Twilight Princess6, Solo384, mthologirl, In The Closet FanFic Reader
If you have ever gotten a good idea for a fanfic while sleeping, copy and paste this into your profile.
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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...
Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On artificial bacon:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire
Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking
Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado
Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts
Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping
Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required
Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
(\ _ /)
This is bunny.
Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time)
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.
Please read-true story (not me)
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
PLeAsE pUt ThIs in yOu'Re ProFilE:
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Now you have two choices
9 Things I Hate About Everyone:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". yeah right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it?! Do people do this? Who and where are they? !
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fricken floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What the heck can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?!?
YOUR GUY SIDE
xYou love hoodies.
TOTAL: 21 (Well i am a guy so this was the hoped result)
YOUR GIRL SIDE
xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick. (just no)
TOTAL: 3 (Well im not a girl so...)
X You own a cell phone.
Total: 3 (I hate preps)
X Black is one of your favourite colors.
Total: 2 (If your not a prep u generally dislike them and I like Hot Topic and it is not just for goths and emos, and I'm neither)
X You can skateboard
Total: 3 (I'm not very punk...)
X You love the computer.
Total: 7 (I actually thought I was a major geek, and apparentley I am)
X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
Total: 2 (true...)
X You like loud music.
Total: 3 (never)
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
List twelve of your characters from your fandom
1. Have you ever read a Four/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
o.O...Annabeth and Bianca? Just...no
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yes...pretty hot but not as hot as my girlfriend (I love you babe!)
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Uh...?? The universe would 'Splode cuz thats impossible, Travis ain't a sea-horse and grover ain't gay
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
NO! EWWWWWWWWWWWWW gay incest...with a cyclops...X.X Dies
6. four/Nine or four/Ten? Why?
I have to say 4/10 cuz of the whole Annabeth/Luke thing.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
She would throw up and run away screaming, oh and juniper and annabeth would kill grover and percy respectively. (btw EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)
8. Make up a title for a Three/Ten fic.
I think I got ahold of some bad Shrooms (DONT READ THIS FIC)
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
GOD NO!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
(This would NEVER happen btw) Gardner knows best
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
I'm Awesome (that would be his theme song)
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Massive Flirting, and a scared pant-less satyr
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
The other day, shes in like all of them.
Ipod Shuffle Quiz: One Trick Pony
1: IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY:
2: WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
3: WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
4: HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
5: WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
6: WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
7: WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
8: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
9: WHAT IS 22?
10: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
11: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
12: WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
13: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
14: WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
15: WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
16: WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
17: WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
So Long Self: Mercy Me (freeeaaakkkkkyyyy)
18: WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Dance: Newsboys (nonono I cant dance to save my life)
19: WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
20: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
21: WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
22: HOW WILL YOU DIE?
23: WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
24: WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Starry Night: Chris August (They do make me happy)
25: WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Kyrie: Mr. Mister (it is sniffle a beautiful song sniffle)
26: WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
27: WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
28: DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
29: IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
30: WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
31: WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
post this on your profile if you hate justin beiber, think he sounds like a girl, think he's 5 years old, and only has his music to make fun of him. also if your not one of those die-hard fans that travel hours to see him, cry when he sings, and never wash your hand when he touches it in a concet. add your name if you hate JB: KNDnumbuh007, rachpop15, buddygirl1004(all 5 of us!), In the Closet Fanfic Reader
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile.
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If you hate people who swear becouse they think its cool, copy and paste to your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, pot, drugs, or anything like that, and it gives you nightmares copy and paste this into your profile.
THE MORSE CODE:
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
20 Percy Jackson Questions
1) Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth.
2) Favorite guy character? Beckendorf
3) Favorite girl character? Annabeth
4) Favorite god? Poseidon, he's the most powerful and chilled
5) Favorite goddess? Artemis, shes a 12 year old girl...who could pulverize you to a fine dust and then drink it
6) Zeus, Posiedon, or Hades? Poseidon, always. He is awesome! And the nicest
7) Is Luke hot? ….ewwww im a guy so no o.o...
8) Would you join the hunters? Would I even be allowed to? Seeing as I'm a you know GUY? And no cuz I got Dani.
9) Archery or sword fighting? Sword
10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Iris Messaging.
11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Hestia.
12) Favorite book? The Last Olympian
13) Least favorite? BotL
14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Year round. I don't wanna miss out on all the fun!
15) Favorite couple? Tratie (even if that might not be in the book)
16) Are you a demi-god? HELL YEAAHHHH.
17) Who would be your parent? Poseidon
18) Favorite minor character? Ethan Nakumara
19) Ethan or Luke? Well Ethan is more awesome
20) Favorite monsters? Drakon's
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (well most of the time)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (no I have 1 girlfriend whom I love)
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm BLACK, so I must love watermelon!
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (its not my fault people hate me)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud, and obnoxious.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (that would be a TERRIBLE thing to do!
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (I just dont like it!)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
37 Things to do in an Elevator
Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
God is whispering. Do you hear him? Can you feel the power in his voice? Does he guide you? Does he save you from the dark depths of hell? If he does,
The cookie gods are angry. You have stolen the last box of Oreo's! How could you?! They will hunt you down, for you are to dangerous to be left alive! Which sucks for you!
If you're completly random like me, post this on your profile!
If you found out about fan fiction on a Google search like I did, post this on your profile!
If people annoy you on a regular basis, post this on your profile!
If you cant figure out how to work an electric can opener, post this on your profile!
If you have ever had to watch six ours of Wow! Wow! Wubzy!, post this on your profile! (Little sisters O.o)
If, when you imagine the charcters in a book they looking nothing like the actors in the movie, post this on your profile!
If you've ever bitten into a banana with the peel still on it, post this on your profile!
If you have ever spent over six hours wathcing hilarious videos, post this on your profile!
If you have ever spent six hours on youtube watching random videos, post this on your profile!
If your one of those people that reads other peoples profiles, post this on your profile!
If you have ever been so bored that nothing you do ever seems fun, post this on your profile!
It was a cold winters night,
Two deaf policeman heard the noise,
Two guys were sitting in a bar.
They start up a conversation. One says, "Hey where did you used to live?"
"142 Elm Street"
"No way, me too."
"What did your dad do for a living?"
"He was a teacher."
"No way, me too!"
Where did you go to school?"
"You have got to be kiddin', me too."
A little farther down the bar another guy is really confused by this, so he turns to the guy next to him.
"What the heck is goin' on over there?"
"Nothin. The Wilson twins are drunk again."
I, In the Closet Fanfic Reader, promise to do everything in my power to review every story that I read regardless of age, rating, or pairing.
Copy and Paste this onto your profile and take up the review revolution, for those of us who hate when you have 500 hits, and 1 review.
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
Now follow this carefully...it
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
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If you've ever checked your story for reviews over 5 times in one day, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.
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If you smack books when the charecters are being annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile. My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sradishing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sradish to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
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If you love Tratie , copy and paste this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it,copy this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks,copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you know how to copy and paste this on your profile well you know the drill.
If you have so much "Copy&Paste" stuff on your profile you think you deserve an award for it Cop&Paste this onto your profile. "Where's my trophy?"
If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile. (YES)
You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times
When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.
When she misses you, she's hurting inside.
When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers.
When she walks away from you mad, follow her.
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.
When she pushes or hits you, grab her tight & don't let her go.
When she ignores you, give her your attention.
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful.
When you see her crying, just hold her and don't say a word.
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared, protect her.
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steals your favourite jacket, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up with the truth.
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand.
When she grabs your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers.
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does.
Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.
Don't let her have the last word.
Don't call her hot, but gorgeous or beautiful is so much better.
Say you love her more than she could ever love you.
Argue that she is the best girl ever.
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go.
When she says she's OK, don’t believe it, talk to her about it, because 10 yrs later she'll still remember it.
Call her at 12:00am on special occasions to tell her you love her.
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
Let her into your world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking today baby?"
After she reads this, she hopes one day you'd read it too
95% of teenagers would be terrified if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building to kill himself, copy and paste this if you are one of the 5% who wold have a video camera and be yelling 'JUMP!!' while laughing. 'ha ha
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] I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5
 The answer is LOOK AT 11
 You must be really mad LOOK AT NUMBER 9
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You know you live in 2010 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take My Space ( go Facebook!) pics.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/My Space.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.
13. your sad because you fell for it and think you have to put it on ur profile
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3. And discover that #1 is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot..
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face
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If mint chocolate chip ice cream is REALLY YUMMY, copy and paste this into your profile.
Just because she once liked Percy doesn't make her the worst girl in the series! If you think people should stop hating on Rachel Dare, copy and paste.
RANDOM CRAZY SAYINGS
"This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob."
"Here is all you need to know about men and women. Men are dumb and women are crazy. And the reason women are crazy is because men are dumb."
"Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up."
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs."
"A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws."
"Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?"
"I ran with scissors, and lived!"
"Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?"
"Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot."
"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!"
"I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?"
"Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."
"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."
"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
"Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said."
"Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you THIN,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother?"
"If nothing is going right... GO LEFT! :)"
"'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives."