Author has written 3 stories for Romance, and Fantasy.
Well, this is my profile * As long as you're here...
Name: Call me Isabella
Hair color: Brown/black
Eye color: Solid black
Fear: Insects *shudder*
Fave animal: Lion
Fave color: Black (I'm NOT emo. Don't believe my parents -_-)
Age: 14-17 (Take a guess! ;P)
Fave books: Harry Potter series, PJO, HOO, Maximum Ride series, The DaVinci Code, Rebecca, Hush, Hush series
Oldest of six, writer, artist, love to read!!
I also have a fanfiction and wattpad:
SOME ENJOYABLE THINGS COMING UP...
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.
A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince.
A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
A good friend will offer you a soda.
A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.
A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - (beep) - run!"
A good friend will help you move.
A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry.
A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number.
A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
A best friend will kick the whole crowd's ass.
A good friend knows a few things about you.
A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography about you.
A good friend never asks for food.
A best friend is the reason you have no food.
A good friend calls your parents Mr/Mrs.
A best friend calls your parents DAD/MOM.
A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days, then gives it back.
A best friend keeps your junk so long that they forget it's yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
- Glass half empty, don't look at the glass as half full. Just find the bastard who drank half of your vodka and beat the shit out of him.
- Boys are like trees...they take 50 years to grow up.
- Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
- My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.
- I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!
- “Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.”
- “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”
- Life isn't passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.
- Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
- Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
- My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
- Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
- Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
- Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.
- Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.
- The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
- Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
- I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
- Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.
- This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
- Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored
- Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.
- One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
- WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
- I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
- I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
- When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.
- It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.
- It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
- The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.
- So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.
- When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
- Aren't the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
- If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?
- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
- Isn't it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?
- Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
- Life sucks and then you die.
- Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
- Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
- Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?
- “When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”
- Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.
- Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake."
Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"
- I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!
- Life was so simple when boys had cooties
- I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
- Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
- I ran with scissors, and lived!
- You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
- I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.
- I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
- I don’t obsess! I think intensely.
- Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
- Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.
- One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
- When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling
- When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.
- I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
- All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
- Stupid shiny Volvo owner.
- The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
- “Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.”
- “I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”
- “What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”
- A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
- I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
- Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.”
- Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”
- “He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”
- “If you know me, chances are you hate me.”
- Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork
- If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
- Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.
- Set sail in a general that way direction.
- It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
- I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.
- Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?
- All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
- When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
- Education is important, school however, is another matter.
- Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.
- Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line
- Heaven doesn't wan't me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.If this is true for you, copy this onto your profile.
- If you know someone who should get run over by a bus,copy this onto your profile.
- If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
- Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Hannah Montanna or The Simpsons said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!
- If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.
- 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
- If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.
- If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
- If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, LMS.
- If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!
- If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile
- If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
- If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile.
- If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile
- If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.
- If you have run up and down an escalator copy and paste this into your profile. ( yeah it's fun!! )
- If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
- If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
- If you complain that your feet r cold, so your mom tells u to put on socks, but u never do just for the sake of being stubborn, copy this into ur profile
- My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile
- If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
- I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
- 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
- If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
- If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
- If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
- If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
- If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
- If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
- If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
- If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.
- 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3.
- If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
- If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
- If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
- Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them.
- If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
- If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D
- If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile.
- If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
- If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
- I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
- If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
- If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
- If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
- If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
- There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
- If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
- If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
- If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!)
- If you are insanely obsessed with Percy Jackson & the Olympians, copy and paste this into your profile
- If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
- If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
- If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
- If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?
If you made it to the end of this... YOU ARE FOREVER AWESOME AND HAVE ACHIEVED IMMORTALITY.
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