~ Preface ~

So... for some reason, you're reading this because you want to get to know me. Or, you're here by mistake, and now taken with how I can hold your interest longer then that fruit fly over yonder. Seriously, if that isn't a fruit fly then you have some weird bug flying around in your house. It's over there! Look!

Did you look?

~ Afterward ~

Congratulations to those of you who decided on sticking around.

Well, you must've come here for a reason. Read my stories, or go stalk someone else's profile.

The. End.

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