What is there to say, really? I'm a writer. Specifically I'm a screenwriter first of all, but I have dabbled in prose, and that's what this page is for. I wrote quite a bit in high school, but that was several years ago and in the meanwhile I've been busy with other things. My old stuff is mostly crap, but I plan on cleaning up the better pieces and posting them here. Currently I am working on a fantasy-comedy novel entitled The Saga of Pretzel Bob that was started as last year's NaNoWriMo, and will probably be finished as this year's NaNoWriMo. The first chapters won't be up sometime in the fall, but at least there won't be a long wait between posts.

Other sites relating to my strangeness:
http://www.fanfiction.net/~alexanderboruff (my fictionpress account)
http://www.youtube.com/user/NinthWheelMedia (videos presented by my one-man "production company" /pretension)
http:// (official blog for said "production company")
http:// (unofficial blog for my unofficial life)

Pending technical issues, I'll be starting a Let's Play series with some friends, which will go up on along with any future web series-type stuff.