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Joined 06-27-11, id: 783583, Profile Updated: 07-10-12
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ABOUT ME


I'm Alex. There's really not much to me. I love writing, reading, drawing, singing, and science (just like Alex). My best friend is on Fanfic as LilacRavenclaw. If you're interested in fanfics, you might want to check out her work. I'm also on Fanfic with the same name.

One thing that really annoys me: people who say your stuff is totally amazing even if it sucks. Tell me it sucks, so I can improve it. Don't lie to me to spare my feelings.

Something else annoying: Stories on fanfic where people say they're going to update, but then never do.

Oh right. I love Taylor Swift's music, the color purple, and the number 13. That's everything I'm going to tell you.

You can follow me on Twitter as @alexandeler13 and you can find me on Google Plus as Alex Andeler.

ABOUT MY STORIES


This stupid site doesn't give you enough space for summary. So I'll do my real summary for my story Artemis here.

Alex and Claire escape from their Institute with the help of Iris. They meet John and Stella, and the four of them become the Clan. Then at Disney World, they meet Kate and Bridget. Then they must find seven locations that will allow them to go to "another land" as described in the guide riddle. They find Artemis there and find the moonstone that will restore her power. When all is said and done, there's a connection between Alex, Artemis, and Isis (yes, Isis. You read that right. There is Egyptian influence). Their next quest is to find Apollo.

I'm working as much as I can on this one, but LilacRavenclaw has my notebook, so I can't get past chapter 8 without the notebook. I'm going to either ask her to type that part for me or send me the notebook. Thank you for your patience.

My most popular story is Ebony Way and Jo Bekke, Meet Canon. It's about Ebony Way (from My Immortal) and Jo Bekke. I put them into canon Hogwarts to see what would happen to them.

I'm also doing a My Immortal commentary. I'll try to work on it when I have time.

I'm working really hard on the stories, but I don't have much time. And Lilac hasn't had much time to help me with the Meet Canon thing. So please be patient and I'll have more before you know it.

OTHER STUFF


Take the survey for book one Artemis at https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dDEwaFhJUlpyVmNRVlVMZkRMNThpX0E6MQ.

Don't worry if you don't understand some of the questions. It's for the whole story and I haven't finished the entire story yet. Just do what you can. Many of the suggestions you give will be worked into the story.

TRY THIS


DO NOT LOOK AT THE ANSWERS

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. One Direction

5. Selena Gomez

6. Demi Lovato

7. Marie Curie

8. Taylor Swift

9. IrisRavenclaw

10. Barack Obama

Don't fight it, you know it's true. Copy and paste into your profile, but with your name as number 9. You can feel free to change any other names too.

Fail stuff found on products:


On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh?!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)

On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening?)

On a packet of smoked salmon: "Warning. May contain fish."(well, no freaking duh.)

On a bottle of milk: "Warning. May contain milk." (Isn't that what we bought this for?)

On hairdryer: "Do not use while in the shower." (yeah...this one makes sense!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits." (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon)

SOME SCARY STUFF THAT I WAS TOO SCARED NOT TO REPOST...


girl meets a boy on a messenger

crazy1 86: hey baby!!

h0tNsPiCy91: who is this??

crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!

h0tNsPiCy91: oh really... quit lyin! who is this??

crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...

crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.

crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.

crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.

crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight...

h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?

crazy1 86:dont worry... ill take very good care of you...

crazy1 86 had signed off.

The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.

Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.

Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.

PART 2...

Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.

One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.

h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!

2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?

h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.

2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.

2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?

h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?

h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.

h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.

2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.

h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.

h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.

h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.

h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.

The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"

- LISA SMITH

This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!

"They hurt her"

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

QUOTES


There are three types of people. Those who can count, and those who can't.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Return of the Gods 1: Artemis reviews
No one asks to be a demigod. But sometimes you don't have a choice. Meet the Clan. Things are about to get very interesting. Please read and review - be honest. First in a series about the Clan.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,040 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012
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