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Joined 06-27-11, id: 783629, Profile Updated: 11-27-11
Author has written 15 stories for Humor, Young Adult, and Romance.

I'm in 7th grade, and so far it's even more dramatic than last year. My name is Julia, and I'm on FanFiction, too. My favorite colors are blue and purple and I'm in need of a Beta to begin my story (or write more hilarity, now that it's started). So if anyone would like to Beta for me, go ahead and PM me! :)


That was boring, wasn't it?? Don't be afraid to agree- I lost my license to kill, anyway. *it's actually on my dresser*

SO, here's more!

I like these shows: Pretty Little Liars, Bones, H2O, Victorious, Zoey 101, iCarly, Lemonade Mouth (I find it strangely addictive and the songs are nice.), The Office (oh, hell, yes! :D), etc...

I'm between the ages of 11-13, not counting 11 or 13. :)

I'm a girl... duh, the name, people, the name.

Bands/Singers: Taylor Swift, Ke$ha, Lemonade Mouth, Billy Joel, Rihanna, The Ready Set, Sara Bareilles, Five For Fighting, ABBA, Jennette McCurdy, Kelly Clarkson, Lady GaGa, Miranda Lambert, Carrie Underwood, Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana, Nickelback, Daughtry, Avril Lavigne, Bon Jovi, Coldie Caillat, Demi Lovato, Faith Hill, Glee, Jordin Sparks, Katy Perry, Lady Antebellum, Mike Posner, Ministry of Magic, Owl City, P!nk, Plain White T's, Taio Cruz, Vanessa Carlton, JoJo, Ariana Grande (she's amazing!), Pat Benatar, Michelle Branch, Cyndi Lauper, Howie Day, The All-American Rejects, Train, Tracy Chapman, and more... definitely more. ;)

I'm usually very creative- my mind is bursting at the seams with ideas, and some of them I can't put into the right words. Like, if I have this really beautiful image in my mind, I can't really capture it perfectly, but I can try my hardest. It's very frustrating.

If you want to talk/email, just email me! :) I check it obsessively unless I'm on vacay (no internet service... DAMN!), but I tend to check everything at the end of the day... 70 billion times. :P

I just (literally- as I'm writing this, I received this laptop about 3 hours ago.) got a laptop, so nobody else can go on it unless I give them permission, and I have a lock on my account. Nobody knows I write. Please don't tell. Can you keep a secret?

I'm becoming a mindless romantic, as well as my bestie, Maddy. I'll explain our friendship.

It's sort of like this. We can watch five hours of TV without saying a word and just enjoy each other's company, finish each other's sentences, etc. We can talk to each other about ANYTHING and not feel awkward about it and feel satisfied, because we know that we won't tell anyone. Have you ever felt that feeling? It's a really good feeling. You should try it. :) If that was totally shallow, I'm sorry.

I desperately need ideas for FBIS. I might have to discontinue it, considering I'm idea-broke.

XO- I love you all! :)


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Incubus Under The Bed by Flax-Golden Tales To Spin reviews
I tensed as I felt a warm tendril creep up my back. "Helgo," I growled, "I swear, I'll turn on the light." The tendril retreated and a rich laugh came from under my bed. Helgo's the monster under my bed...and he's half incubus...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,028 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 4/11/2011
The Apocalypse by Weeping Duck reviews
Hannah Ayers and Jake Allen had hated each other for longer than they could remember. But when a car accident leaves Hannah with amnesia, she can’t remember him at all. Jake could use this to a nefarious advantage…or enjoy a clean slate. Tough choice.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,497 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
BAM! And the Brain is Gone by Dragon-Rider II reviews
Conversations, quotes and randomness galore. With dear friends of mine who helped to corrupt what little sanity I had.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 43,601 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010
AUMisconceptionalR by Verai reviews
Grace hasn't had much luck lately after finding out her best friend Terrence is getting married. With having a stalker and all, becoming the best man, and coordinating a bachelorette party, what else could go wrong in her life?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,799 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011
The WTF Journal of Thalia Evans by Schyzotypal X reviews
When life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 215 - Words: 55,858 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/13/2008
Scarves, Berets, and Werewolves, Oh My! by maddylovegood reviews
Priscilla and the Wolf go to Scarf O' Mania. What happens when Fairy Eddie joins them? Full of humor and slight Twilight bashing. Written by me and my friend.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Complete
MSN Conversations by AshaChook reviews
What things you tend to say when your bored on MSN...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011
Baby Mama: Series 1 by When You're Gone reviews
A TV comedy series that I wrote myself, about two young friends trying to raise their unborn baby. Updates on Mondays! Please R and R?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,064 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011
Welcome to My Life by LaughsWithTears reviews
Piper is... Well, she's Piper. And this is her diary. Enjoy invading her personal space.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2011
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Boyfriends Suck reviews
Innocent, sweet-with-a-spicy-side Sephora Cherokee is left by her fiancee, and the only place she knows to go it to her ex- Alex Decker. But living with your ex usually doesn't work out, especially when the sparks are still flying. Fluff, humor, drama. RR
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011
Dear Crappy Notepad reviews
Hi! I'm Julia. "What smells like roadkill?" I'm the oldest of five and going into 7th grade. "Roadkill." My life is INSANE. "Wanna play human shields with the axe?" "HELL YA!" Maybe that last bit was a little bit exaggerated... Humor intended! *wink* :-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,196 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011
Improbably Possible
A oneshot about two little kids that are as different as can be meeting in an unlikey way. Not revised. Chances are I won't continue, but reviews would still be nice. ; A continuation is possible.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Complete
On the Cliffs
Rosalie- the new girl. Matthew- the super-cool, down-to-earth jock. A match. A clue. A mystery. A secret. Add in 5 siblings, a secret place, and someone trying to ruin them-for good.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,305 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011
The Spanish Teacher's Granddaughter
Catalina Rodriguez was just a normal seventh grader... until her abuelo spanish grandfather married her Spanish teacher. This is how it all started.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Published: 9/20/2011
Beans Can Get Away With Murder reviews
My brother's ramblings at breakfast this morning.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Complete
Out Of Control reviews
Catalina Stevens, 19-year-old intern for the FBI, is totally screwed. Her ex-boyfriend is a raging alcoholic, her family doesn't understand her, and she's pretty sure she's fallen in love with her co-worker, Special Agent "Drew" Connors. Rating may change
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011
Forever Means Always reviews
17-year-olds Robyn and Angelo never thought their worlds would be compatible. Robyn has no family, Angelo has two rich, loving parents and 3 sisters. Robyn lives in a small cottage, Angelo has a huge house. But for love, wouldn't you defy all? They would.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011
FBI Spies reviews
"When Angel falls, he falls hard." Two agents, one case. "He isn't halfway in, Ali." Love? "Once he gives you his heart, you have one chance." Danger. "Where are you!" Disaster. "ANGEL!" Opposites attract. "What kind of name for a guy is Angel?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,037 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011
The Ultimate Guide to Family Life reviews
Heart Beckett, aged 22, is struggling to balance her life by coming back home to help her hard-working parents take care of her 4 younger siblings. It's proven harder than she thought. Especially when they're trying to keep her parents from divorcing.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011
Diary of a Twelve Year Old Maniac reviews
Life, sibling rivalry, and randomness all made funny. Huge, shiny, bulging fish eyes. *shudder* Shit, I have to sleep with these things watching my every move! I hope they don't speak human. That would be freaking AWESOME! T for language and happenings.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011
The Most Unlikely reviews
Catalina and her 2 siblings run their house since their parents got new, long-hour jobs in Pennsylvania, forcing them to leave NYC. Is outcasted Cat falling for the quarterback? Is her new bestie Rosalie- the writer- in love with school photographer Toby?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011
What Happens In The Office STAYS In The Office reviews
"Oh my god, is that a squirrel!" "IT BIT MY ASS! IT BIT MY ASS!" The hilarious and sometimes heartfelt events at the Arcadia Limelights Company, in the POV if the receptionist, Breanne. T for language and happenings. Beta? Ideas welcomed warmly! :D
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011
The College Clique reviews
Meet sweet Bridgette, stylish Brooklyn, quirky Gabriela, and loyal Danielle, new college roomies. Follow their lives through Bridgette's family feud, Brooklyn's secret, Gabriela's mysterious older brother, and Danielle's crazy ambitions. Please review!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011
Letters to My People reviews
This is basically letters to people in my life. I'm expressing my feelings. T for minor swearing. Letters to my cousin, my bratty sister hey, it's a fact , my ex-best friend, etc. You get the idea.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011