Neisha Ayers
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Joined 06-28-11, id: 783923, Profile Updated: 08-27-11
Author has written 4 stories for Romance, and Young Adult.

Okay i borrowed this setting from someone but i couldn't help it, it was so...so...ME!

--YOU ARE--

Name: Jamie Taneisha Gregory and Jessica L. Steele
Single or taken: Single for now
Gender: females
Birthday:
January 13 n February 3
Age: 16 years young and 13 years old
Sign: capricorn and aquaries

--APPERENCE--

Hair color: dark-dark browns
Eye color:
brown too
Height:were both 5'8 or i think all i no is i'm tall
Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: straight duh

--FASHION STUFF--

Where your favorit place to shop for clothes?: hum i really don't no
Favorite designer?: don't have one
What's you sexiest outfit?:
hello! were young
What's your most comfortable outfit?:
t-shirt and boy shorts
What do you usualy wear?:
shorts and shirt

--WHAT ABOUT--

What kind of shampoo do you use?: Suave, orchid petal to be exact
What are you listing to right now?:
right now, party boys 'Hit 'em with that Flex'
Who is the last person that called you?:
me sister
How many buddies are online right now?: idk

--FAVORITES--

Food: hot wings and macroni
Girls name: Desiree, Yazlynn, Dejuanna, Ariel
Boys name:
Conner, Jamario, Amerion, KeShun
Subjects in school: Definetly Algebra
Animals: dogs and hamsters
Colors:
i love pink, but i am not one of those girly girls, i just think it's cuter than every other color
Hobbies: volleyball, anf of corse football, i can throw a mean foot ball

--HAVE YOU EVER--

Given someone a bath?: does my baby sister count
Smoked?: once, but never again
Bungee jumped?: nope, wanna try though
Made yourself throw up?: once, just to get out of a history test (it actualyy worked until the make-up quiz)
Pictured your crush naked?: who hasn't
Actually seen him naked?: sadly to say no
Cried when someone died?: who ever don't doesn't have a herat
Lied?:
i'm sure someone did it once in a while, but i'm pretty good at it
Rejected someone?:
yes, and really felt bad later
Used someone?: nope
Done something you reget?: mostly every day

--WHAT--

Clothes: shorts a shirt
Music: mostly every thing except hard rock
Smell: strawberries
Desktop picture: my sister
CD in player:
a mix CD i made
DVD in player: nothing mow but maybe later, Karate Kid

--LAST PERSON--

You touched: my ex, if you know what i mean *wink*
You hugged: my uncle
You IMed: my sister
You yelled at: my little sister
You kissed:
my ex

--YOU ARE--

Understanding: of course
Opened minded:
yep
Arrogant: never
Insecure: nope
Random: mostly
Hungry: not now thank god LOL
Smart: very much if i say so my self
Moody: most of the time,my new adventure to over come
Hard working: sometimes
Organized: not really to be honest
Healthy: that's a hard one, well i lve junk food, but i also love me some vegetables, so maybe i am maybe not
Shy: very, very much
Diffucult:
i try to be sometime, but not really
Bored easily: yes
Obsessed:
not about anything but reading
Angry: not now
Sad:
no
Happy: very much thank you :D
Hyper: not really
Trusting: i think i am, yes i am

--WHAT DO YOU WANT TO--

Kill?: nobody, i don't believe noone should have a short life
Slap?: nobody rite now
Get really wasted with?: never again
Get high with?: nope that either
Talk to offline?: anybody, i love to talk
Talk to online: nobody
Sex it up with: i would have to say my crush

--RANDOM--

In the morning i: wake up fed my step brother a bottle rock him back to sleep then fall asleep wit him
Love is: a powerful emotion, and has some up and downs to come along with it, but it's worth it when you find it!
I dream about: every thing
Sexual preference: MEN
What do you notice first in the opposite sex you're into: cuteness and humor

--WHICH IS BETTER--

Coke or pepsi: pepsi
Candy or flowers: candy, junk food manic
Tall or short: definetly tall

--WHO--

Make you laugh the most?: my dad
Make you smile: everybody
Give you a funny feeling when you see him/her: my best friend, who is also my crush

--DO YOU EVER--

Sit on the internet all night waiting for someone to IM you?: nope
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: once, to embarrassing to mention why*blushing*
Wish you were younger?:
nope already am, wishing im older now
Cry because someone said something about you?:
who haven't got their feeling hurt before

--NUMBER--

Of times I've had my heart broken: once
Of hearts i've broken: never, not a heart breaker
Of guys i've kissed: just 4 *blushing*
Of girls i've kissed: does my sister count lol
Of CDs i own: to many to count
Pf scars on my body: plenty

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Harsh but vulnerable,
Sarcastic but silly,
Stupid but thoughtful,
Thorny but tender,
Funny but serious.
Loud but passive,
Dramatic but bland,

An open book,
Easy to love, easy to hate
Clumsy but occassionally coordinated,
Independent but dependent on friends,

An oxymoron,
A puzzling paradox,
An unsolvable contradiction,

And totally proud of it.

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake! The average person can't.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

now go back and read every third line in each sentence.

Twilight fanfiction stereotypes (from SulpiciaDoesntApprove)

I write Twilight fanfiction so I MUST have no life
I read Twilight fanfiction so I MUST have bad taste
I’m a girl who read Twilight so I MUST be in love with Edward
I’m a guy who read Twilight so I MUST be gay
I love Twilight so I MUST have no literary taste
I hate Twilight so I MUST be a loser
I laugh about Twilight so I MUST be a meanie
I’m Team Edward so I MUST hate Jacob
I’m Team Jacob so I MUST hate Edward
I’m Team Switzerland so I MUST have problems with making up my mind
I like Bella so I MUST be an anti-feminist
I hate Bella so I MUST be after Edward
I’m Team Cullen so I MUST always go with the main stream
I’m Team La Push so I MUST be trying to be special
I’m Team Volturi so I MUST be evil
I’m Team Human so I MUST be boring
I’m Team Vlad & Stef so I MUST be into slash
I’m a thirteen-year-old fangirl so I MUST scream “OMG, I luuuurve Edward!1!1!!”
I’m a thirteen-year-old fangirl so I MUST have no writing skills whatsoever
I’m a twenty-something fangirl so I MUST be immature
I’m very short so I MUST love shopping and shoes and shopping all day long
I’m a klutz so I MUST need a vampire boyfriend to save me
I’m a redhead so I MUST stalk
I’m a blonde so I MUST want to steal your babies
I like sports so I MUST be an overgrown idiot and make baseball jokes all day long
I’m a mother so I MUST be an overprotective hen and clean the house all day long
I like Jasper so I MUST be emo
I’m very friendly, happy and hyper so I MUST be gay
I have a bad temper so I MUST be a sadistic witch
I have white hair and a bad temper so I MUST be an arsonist
I’m gay so I MUST be non-existent in the Twilight universe
I’m pale so I MUST be a vampire
I sparkle in the sunlight so I MUST be a vampire
I’m European so I MUST talk with a funny accent
I liked Breaking Dawn so I MUST be a cheesy and unrealistic person
I hated Breaking Dawn so I MUST be a pessimist who just can’t appreciate a happy ending
I like Edward/Bella so I MUST be lame
I like uncanon pairings so I MUST be twisted
I like Jake/Nessie so I MUST be a pedophile
I like Jane/Aro so I MUST be a creepy pedophile
I hate stereotypes in Twilight fanfiction so I MUST try to use them as little as possible

new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She
started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand
up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do
you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you
standing there all by yourself!"

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on
her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself
beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a
tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention i n class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his
father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the
horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad,
why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying
horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape be fore
I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to
buy Mom."

10 BEST QUOTES EVA!!

1. I'm the author of my life, but unfortualy I'm writing in pen and can't erase my mistakes.

2. One of a kind, you'll never find another like me.

3. Live, Laugh, Love.

4. Be who you want to be, not who people want to see.

5. This is me

6. Perfectly Imperfect

7. Living through the hard times just make you that much stronger.

8. Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the moment ignore the pain.

9. Live, Laugh, Love, Forgive and forget, life's too short to be living regrets.

10. Forget what you heard recognized you are, love your haters, your their biggest star.

Number your 12 fave Twilight characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Paul
2. Bella
3. Jacob
4. Emmett
5. Esme
6. Sam
7. Jasper
8. Reneseme
9. Edward
10. Leah
11. Carlisile
12. Jared

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Nope, but it will be quite interesting.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hell yeah!!!!!! Too hot.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Jared getting Reneseme pregnant? I don't think Jacob would like that one bit.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah too many.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Yep soo cute.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Esme and Edward would be a funny relationship, but Esme and Leah will be too.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Jasper walks in on Bella and Jared having sex, he probably would feel their lust and join them.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

sign* I hate summaries so i have to skip this question

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Sure mother and daughter

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

This is me

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

skip please.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

Yep.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nope.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

yep.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Oh fuck!!

16.)f you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

You are my rock.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Boyslash

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Hey lil mama whatcha goin do.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Mother and daughter relationship.

20) How emo is Seven?

nun

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak

PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE AGAINST THIS CRUEL THING THAT IS ABORTION.

RANDOM QUIZ!
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? On my knee, scrapped into something leaving a deep cut in return.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? A nicely paint coat of lavender.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Grind my teeth, really need to stop that.
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Everything except rock.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? nope
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? to have a car.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Nap times at school.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'10"
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? depends on the situation
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? sometimes
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? someone that won't say
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? sex in the city
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? black hair hazel eyes
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? outside somewhere in new york in front of thousands of people so everybody can see know he is truly mines.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? energy drinks easy
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? meat lovers
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? an carmel coated vanilla ice cream with nuts and chocolate chips.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? havent gotten 1 yet.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yes
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? no
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Idk
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? no
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? dont have 1
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Yes because you cant help who you fall inlove with.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? show them
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 85
31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? brunettes
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My granny
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? My brothers
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? No :(
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? romance stories
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Sadly no
37. FIRST JOB? babysitting
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? :D Yes
40. WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Reading someones ff
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? my smile
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? to have the biggest party ever
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 2 a boy and a girl
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes. a cousin
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? yes
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? idk rite now
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? no ithink its gotten badder over the years.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? ham
52. ANY BAD HABITS? bite my nails
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? nun
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? yes of course
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Sometimes
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? take it out on the first person that talks to me after I become mad
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? my grandma house
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? my teddy name Fann
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? i dont know like 50, 60
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? yes duh
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? a lot
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? mash potatoes
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? funny, caring, understands me, trustworthy, won't pull the we can still be friends card(it almost never works out that way)
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? neisha
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? taylor swift
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? true Blood
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? 18
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? vanilla n strawberry
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? yes
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? 2 days ago
you notice there isn't a #59? Or a #73? Well,this is number 73
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 80mph
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? it's their choice
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? my laptop
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Sprite
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My grandma
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? height cuteness then personality
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Idk
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Idk
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? July
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Capricorn.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? black
86. EYE COLOR? dark brown
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? McDonald
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Hell to the f*in Nawl
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? true Blood
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? December 31 wen da old year ended
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? i wish
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Moderate
95. KISSES OR HUGS? both
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? relationships
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? a bag of potato chips
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? nun
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Nun
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: sadly i dont have 1

Pick The Month You Were Born In:
1.(jan)~i killed
2. (feb)~i needed
3.(mar)~i ran naked with
4.(apr)~i jumped
5.(may)~i had sex with
6.(june)~i shot
7.(july)~i banged
8.(aug)~i luved
9.(sept)~i ran shirtless with
10.(oct)~i robbed
11.(nov)~i slapped
12.(dec)~i stabbed
Pick The Day You Were Born On:
01.~two bi chicks
02.~a homeless guy
03.~ jacob black
04.~a mop
05.~Barney the dinosaur
06.~ edward cullen
07.~a stripper
08.~my luver
09.~my ex boy/girl friend
10.~bella swan
11. ~ a movie star
12.~the school slut
13.~a hooker
14.~a drunk
15.~a crack head
16.~a hottie
17.~a cat
18.~a teletubby
19.~a homo
20.~paris hilton
21.~ mike newton
23.~elmo
24.~a rockstar
25.~your toothbrush
26.~a glass of milk
27.~the kool-aid man
28.~a french fry
29.~a lesbo
30.~a evil boy aka emo!
31.~jerry the snow man
Pick The Color Shirt You Are Wearing
white~because that hoe stole my taco
black~because im the sexiest beeoch alive
pink~because emmett told me to!
red~because i bringing sexy back yepp!
brown~ because bella is my friend
polka dots~my azz is perfecto!
purple~cuz im gangsta my home skillett biscut lol!
gray~because im kool like dat
other~because i have double d's
green~im a freak'n tree hugger thats why!
orange~because i look like lindsy lohan
maroon~because im a preppy
turquoise~because i love water yeah baby!
blue~because edward dazzles me!
tye dye~because im a fucking suba diver you got a problem with that didnt think so!
none~cuz i have a killer six pack
yellow~because i want chips!!
Put It All Together and Laugh Your Head Off

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
If you believe you see the Glory of God.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
My window
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
True Blood
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
8:20
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
8:24
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My TV
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
1 hr ago walked to the store
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Reading fanfics
9. What are you wearing?
clothes
10. Did you dream last night?
yes
11. When did you last laugh?
25 minutes ago
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
decorations and sum kind of brick
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Nope
14. What do you think of this survey?
OK
15. What is the last film you saw?
The Twilight Saga Eclipse
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Ha dont ask dat question
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
i love fanfiction.net
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'm not sure
19. George Bush:
is not all dat
20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Yazlynn Summer Ayers
21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
DeUn Demetrus Ayers
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yeah

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!

My name is Tiffany.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen.

I cannot see,

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

TRY NOT TO CRY:
Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you.

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad: Follow her

When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go

When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you: Give her your attention

When she pull's away: Pull her back
When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared: Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt: Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you: she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret: keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does

When she misses you: she's hurting inside

When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away

When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

BIG FIGHT IN...

A LITTLE GIRL'S PARENTS FIGHT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. ONE NIGHT THE DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. THE LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE COME AND TAKE THE LITTLE GIRL TO AN ORPHANAGE. SHE WALKS INTO THE THE BEDROOM,AND THERE IS A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.
GIRL: HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF OF THAT?
TEACHER: HE DIDN'T.
GIRL: YES HE DID.
TEACHER: NO HE DIDN'T.
GIRL: YES HE DID HE ALWAYS SAT NEXT TO ME WHEN MY PARENTS FOUGHT, AND HE TOLD ME EVERYTHING WOULD BE OK.
YOU READ THIS BECAUSE IT SAID FIGHT, BUT WOULD YOU HAVE
READ IT IF IT SAID JESUS STORY?
POST THIS AS BIG FIGHT IN (YOUR TOWNS NAME)? DONT IGNORE THIS. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MIGHT BE WATCHING
REMEMBER: THE BIBLE SAYS "IF YOU DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF MAN HE WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF HIS FATHER (Please post)

NO GIRL DESERVES THIS!!
Read This Twice &understand it!! ouch!


Girl:
Hey

Boy:
What?

Girl: I really like you. And I...
I think I'm falling in love with you.

Boy: Ok...

Girl: What do you mean "ok"?

Boy: I don't like you like that...

Girl: Why not?

Boy: I can't tell you... maybe
another time ...

From then on, the girl kept asking the
boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him,
and he kept answering the same answer
of "I'll tell you later." Finally the
girl got fed up.

Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why
you don't like me!

Boy: Do you really wanna know why?

Girl:
Yes!

Boy: It's because you're uglier than
fuck! What's the point of going out
with someone when they're not pretty?!

(The nerve!! soo superficial!!)

Girl: But... I...

Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone!

The boy leaves and the girl is sitting
there alone, crying her heart out.
Then her cell phone rings.

Girl: Hello?

Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go
home, ok? I'll be home from work in
afew hours.

Girl: Alright Mom.

Mom: I love you.

Girl: I love you too, Mom.

Mom: Bye Bye.

Girl: Bye

The girl heads home and once she got
there, she went in the bathroom and
looked at herself in the mirror.

Girl: I'm not pretty enough...

She set to work, knowing fully well
what she was going to do. 2
hours later, her Mom came home and
heard the bath water running. She went
upstairs to find the hallway flooded
so she knocked on the door.

Mom: Honey? Are you alright?

She opened the door and was shocked at
the site. The bath was overflowing
onto the floor, and the water was
tinted red. She walked over to see
what was inside and screamed. There,
her little girl was lying with cuts
all over her face and wrists. Her Mom
backed away and was going to run to
call the police when something caught
her eye. On the mirror were these
words written in blood:

"Am I pretty enough now?"

No one deserves to be told that by
someone they love. If you find it
messed up then forward this to
everyone you know.A person's
appearan ce doesn't count.What counts
is their heart inside of them and
their personality. No one wants to be
told they're not good enough...

Repost this in 5 Min or something
bad will happen 2 U tomorrow saying-
NO GIRL DESERVES THIS!


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