Zaina Anastacia
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Joined 06-29-11, id: 783933, Profile Updated: 06-25-12

Hi, I'm Zaina Anastacia, but call me either Zaina or Stacia. I plan to finish editing my profile but I have to leave right now. Maybe tonight or tomorrow

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Brown Eyes by xoxluurve reviews
It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,104 - Reviews: 4193 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 1,919 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2006
Celestia of the Thorns by Ravina reviews
Shaul Arton Lerahzon is the third prince. He is smart, handsome, and does not take 'no' for an answer. He is lethal. And he has his eyes set on me. I've been told to discourage any advances, but how can I do that when he's already slit my throat once?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009
Skin Deep by Pinkamoo reviews
“My God, she can speak, hallelujah,” he grins, winking when he notices I’m looking at him from the corner of my eye under the false sense of security that he couldn’t see me doing it behind my hair , “names Maverick, hon, and I’m very intimidating.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,822 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010
Checklisted by Cheryl White reviews
"What's this? A checklist from some girl magazine?" Kent mused. "It's none of your business." There's no way I'm explaining it's a checklist Cam wrote to make me realize my feelings for Kent. Which is ridiculous because I'm NOT in like with him. Twoshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Complete
The New Year by bacchanalianromance reviews
My boss is looking for his Cinderella, and he hires me to do it. And here's the clincher: I AM CINDERELLA. What the hell do I do now?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,172 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/12/2008
Twilight's Alternate Ending by Fish Stark reviews
Alternate ending to Twilight. Twilight lovers beware, this is a satire and I HATE TWILIGHT.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Complete
No Pun Intended by lips and lashes reviews
Fanny Perez, the school pun producer, has fallen hard for Edward Cardenas, an avid hater of puns. With the Halloween dance coming up, will Edward be able to accept who she is, or will Fanny have to choose between the loves of her life? Completed :
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
The Horrors of Wikipedia by Zakemaster reviews
Researching anything can be a dangerous process, but when it's sheep, and you're trying to find information on Wikipedia, off all places, things are bound to go a bit awry. It doesn't likely help that you suspect that your professor is a certified loon.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Complete
Of testtubes and future husbands by balloonfista reviews
I love him. I want to marry him. I do. I - Oh God. I don't think I even like him anymore. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
ADDICTED by GANGSTAR reviews
ONE SHOT- Cynthia Danielle Andrews is obsessed with the color orange. It was rumored that since the moment of her birth all she saw and all she wanted to see is orange. But debt wasn't part of the plan; getting a job wasn't part of it either.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
How To Be An Asian American by asianinvasion0530 reviews
Kind of self-explanatory. It was originally a former AP Lang assignment. Read and tell me what you think?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Tracking Down Toby by Neon Scribe reviews
Before he could reply, I cut him off— “I can see you’re not wearing khaki pants.” They say you only find love once you stop looking. It’s too bad I’m not very good at boy-fasting. //One-Shot//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Complete
My First Kiss by Morine reviews
Adele has always waited patiently for her first kiss. But after reading a journal from when she was young she finds out that she has in fact already been kissed. A one-shot. Sometimes your true love is in your first kiss when you were six years old.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
iRebel by girlthatsings reviews
so i'm not even legal and i'm going through a midlife crisis :P i don't know what this is. a mixture of anger and frustration and something strange...? please r&r :
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Just Like A Fruitcake by Loly Darko reviews
I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,995 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Free Coffee by paraNormal reviews
I think you should marry me." "Why...?" "Because then I could get all the free coffee I wanted." For the Ridiculously Happy OneShots Contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Love, Anon by EverDream01 reviews
In a fit of boredom, he sent an e-mail to a complete stranger. Her response was bizarre and less-than-charming, but they kept in contact anyway and launched a game of "Guess Who?". Was it insane? Certainly. But it sure was fun.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,159 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Exchanges Only by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! Kissing booth. Age 11. Clark had been my first - and only - customer. After he paid his 2 dollars and placed a wet one on me, I realized just how many cooties I was setting myself up for and closed up the business. Now he's back for a refund.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
She Will Be Loved by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - We were, as most people would call these days, friends with benefits. "So yeah, I guess this is it." I whispered at his sleeping form. I removed his arms from me and I felt the absence I would feel for the rest of my life. "Goodbye."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Hugs and Kisses by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - She is the type of person who likes hugs and kisses. Cuddles and touches. But he isn't. And sadly, she doesn't know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Fairytales Must Be For Other Girls by TheMagicalMathPixie reviews
And he said, "Fairytales are for another world." And she said "Fairytales must be for other girls."
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Dreamers' Eyes by Chiclets reviews
Hazel. Not quite brown, not quite green, a dash of purple, a sprinkling of gold. Dreamers' eyes. [oneshot, proseinformofpoem thing]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2006 - Complete
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