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Joined 07-01-11, id: 784485, Profile Updated: 07-01-11
Author has written 4 stories for Romance.

Name:Andrea Noel
Age: Fifteen
Star Sign: Aquarius
Worst Habit: Being a bitch.
Stupidest Thought: "W-A-L-K? What does that spell?"
I'm Most Like: Myself-- ironic, isn't?
Favorite Word?: Wiggins. :))
Weirdest Habit?: Eating all the crust off the bread before eating the sandwich.
Best Quality?: My never ending sarcasm. ;)
Secret Skill?: Oh! I can totally drink five sodas in less than 45 minutes. :D Yeah, I know, I'm kick-ass-- you can admit it. :P
Biggest Fear?: SPIDERS-- As much as I try to deny it, they make me cry bloody murder. x(
Favorite Animal?: PEACOCKS!-- I mean, come on, they're totally colorful and it's got the word "COCK" in it. How can you hate a peacock? :)

Most Random Questions (that I love) ;)
Who was Ghandi?: Did he invoke peace in India? Wasn't he a monk? Monks are awesome. :)

How Much Is A Pint Of Milk?: A drink-able amount?
Who's The President?: Obama-- last time I checked...
How Much Is A Loaf Of Bread?: Twenty slices-- or ten sandwiches.
What's A Emu?: An animal. :) I know I'm smart... most of the time. Grantet that wasn't one of those moments. xD

What Is Arachibutyrophobia?: The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. (Is it weird that I felt that need to Google that, just so I could answer this question?)
Last Outfit You Wore Out?: Jeans, a t-shirt, my “gangsta” jacket, and mismatching converse(one green, one black).
Last Thing You Said To Someone: “Yeah, it does that."

T.v?: Love it. Obsessed with it. Brain washed by it. Ahh, American society.
Food?: Strawberries. :) GOOD strawberries.

Hair?: Curly, blonde/black, awesome. End of story. :)
Feeling?: About: WAR-- it sucks and is idiotic; can't we all get along? No, I guess we can't. LOVE-- I love it. Haha, irony. :/ Grr.

Colour?: PURPLE. :DDD

Now, I hate to break this to you, but... you cannot get back the last couple minutes that you took reading this "About" section. Sorry!

But-- Hugs&Kisses!
Andrea

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Like a Barbie reviews
Bad Boy & Popular Girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011
Puppy Love reviews
Werewolf & Girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011
My Groom has Fangs reviews
Vampire & OC.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011
27 reviews
Romance.Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Complete