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Joined 07-03-11, id: 784805, Profile Updated: 08-08-11
Author has written 2 stories for Biography, and Humor.

My name is so bloody clever I can't even contain myself. This is me not being contained...tamed...can't be tamed...I can't...be taaaaamed~...

ANYway...

I suppose this is my original works profile, though I haven't really done a lot of original work yet. I write mostly fanfics, so what I normally do is in my fanfiction account by the same username. Hopefully I can get some things up for this account, eh? (I'm a quarter Canadian. I'm allowed to say 'eh' if I bloody well feel like it. I'm also a sixteenth British. Bloody.)

I guess my profile will get cooler as I go along? Maybe? We'll see. Maybe I'll just change this entire thing to lyrics of some hipster song none of you have ever even heard before.

- My avatar is me; an accurate representation of what I look like when I'm writing and I fuck something up. -

There Must Be Brighter Lights by Can We Swap Owls reviews
Carter is a bad waiter and a failure of a queer and his landlord is getting impatient. Obviously there's nothing to do but become a porn star -er, actor. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,856 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011
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White Girl's Guide To Being Asexual reviews
Every failed attempt on my part to attract and obtain the attention of the opposite sex. An ongoing adventure. Rated T for language, may go up.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011
Dapper & Derper
A collection of tiny, humorous poems that reflect a derpy sort of charm. Rated T for language and sexual content.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2011