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Joined 07-03-11, id: 784940, Profile Updated: 05-09-13
Author has written 7 stories for Life, and Love.

Hello! You can call me Vincent ;)

I have a passion for reading stories/poetries during my spare time, especially when it has romance but most likely anything else would probably do as long as it sparks my interests of course. Because of this though, I am that socially awkward person who prefers to live in solitude with heaps of fiction and fanfiction to keep said person company (and sane), also is very expressive with (extremely loud) violent reactions to relieve the stress when encountering exasperating stories/authors/certain characters just for fun.

hmmmm... I guess you could say that I'm a fiction/fanfiction obsessed hopeless romantic freak... Ehhh, you guys know how it is right?

Just like a cigarette to a smoker,

Drugs to an addict,

Sex to a prostitute,

PB&J... yeaaaahh, I think they get it Vincent...

shuush... you're disrupting my awesome talk!

... awesome my ass... AAND you do know that there are strangers who are probably reading this right now and are wondering what the fudge is going on when all of this is supposed to be only occurring in your HEAD. DAMNIT.

kroooo kroooooo

THAT'S IT. We're definitely screwed.

whoops? Hehehe...

Wow... uhm, what can I say? I do enjoy talking to myself. It makes me feel... sociable... well, at least as sociable as I could get I guess. *generally just shrugs the whole thing off ...meh*

I'm not really good at writing stories/poetries but excellent pieces and amazingly brilliant authors inspire me to struggle and cope with whatever how the mechanics of writing works so please bear with me :)

Thank you for your time and I hope that we all get to enjoy ourselves!

favorite stories cat. : stories that I liked which are complete/discontinued :'(

THE DISCONTINUED ONES

- A Rose and A Thorn - Eternity: Kiss X Kiss! - Forbidden - Truth or Dare - Ring around the Bed - Secrets

story alerts: stories that I like but are still in progress

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Draculae Academy for Male Vampires by Albaquirky reviews
READER'S CHOICE/INSPIRED BY THE COVENANT (2006): Favorited Over 60 Times! - Teacher/Student: A human woman becomes the first professor of a prep-school for teenage male vampires, where she finds herself at odds with both her students and fellow humans when bias, judgment and supernatural obsession leads her in many different directions.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,161 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Complete
What Happened at the Interview by marzydotes reviews
Sasha wants the position as assistant to Dirk so badly but how far is she willing to go to get it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Complete
The Essence of Not Falling in Love by thebrownie reviews
Never make bets with the devil. Especially if the devil is an exceptionally handsome sophomore who may or may not like you...Whoever said these are the best years of my life needs to be bare butt spanked in front of my school. Then we'll chat. REMOVED! UNDERGOING EDITS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Ring around the Bed by fromfiction17 reviews
When Roxy first introduced herself to her new hot boss, Dr. Blackwell, she blurted out: "I'm a virgin." It wasn't exactly the most graceful start to a blooming romance, but it aroused his curiosity... along with other things.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,119 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010
Eternity: Kiss X Kiss! by D3stinyx reviews
Yune Syuutsu is your average 14 year-old girl. But, she is soon on good terms with the top six most popular guys in her school! The 'P.R.I.N.C.E' Group! Which of the 6 hot guys will she end up with? Blood. Darkness. Killers. Magic. Her life's not average.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 209,066 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/4/2008
Skinny Jeans and an Attitude Problem by Anonymous Soul reviews
Liz never imagined that she’d meet her prince charming for the first time stark naked, running through the school cafeteria. Guess it’s a good thing she never believed in love at first sight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Complete
A Rose and A Thorn by Lai Anderson reviews
A girl who doesn't mind being bullied at school with odd parents who make things worse. A set of bullies who stop at nothing and their leader who hides a secret that could ruin him. They meet. Who wins the cruel game of high school?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,742 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Secrets by xxemogirl15xx reviews
girl meets boy. boy meets girl. girl is undercover in an all boys boarding school and quite obviously...she has a secret. M for language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,531 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009
One of the Guys by AfterPartyFiasco reviews
I had always been one of the guys, playing rough and getting dirty, so they weren’t exactly lining up to ask me out. Then he came back, he who broke my heart a decade ago, and all of a sudden even my closest guy friends started to notice, as in notice me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,874 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Complete
Katt 2 by fake-lis reviews
The continuing story of Katt. except longer and better written! XD As always: rated M for lemons!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Katt with a K by fake-lis reviews
Katt has a unique condition and is staying with Mark for a while... what could go wrong? M for lemon!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Complete
They Call It 'Karma' by Just Mystical reviews
Ocean High is full of egotistical boys and flirty girls, and Essa refuses to acknowledge any of them. However, the one person that manages to get under her skin, is the number one person on her hate list. Creston Montgomery Spencer. COMPLETE. EDITING
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,342 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Incestuous by MizSphinx reviews
One Shot. "Have you not seen your sister lately? She's hot!". "She's my sister! Even if she was I wouldn't know and, more importantly, I wouldn't care." Or so he thought until Fate decided to rule the reigns as usual.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,360 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Some Innocent Seduction by fake-lis reviews
Roseanne is sent undercover to investigate a high school history teacher who is a known diamond thief. How will she get the information she needs? Rated M for lemon.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
Forbidden by Aki Shizuka reviews
A student falling in love with a teacher?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2008
Blushing Bosom Buddy by ALY55A reviews
I fell in love... with embarassing Mattie Jacobs. Too bad he caught on and learned a few tricks of his own.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Misappropriated by Juneaux reviews
Jane, I wasn't going to tell you, but there a guy who's been drawing you for the past half hour or so...'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
Truth or Dare by Kaji no Tenshi reviews
A game of Truth or Dare...can lead to so many, many things...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,453 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 8/10/2004
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Strings that are Attached
Are we merely just puppets to fate? of love?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Complete
What I'll Possibly Never Have
I've done so much but it seems that all my efforts have been pointless... why can't I just stop? Why is it so hard to let go?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Complete
If Only
...nothing could stop us... in fact, nothing SHOULD stop us
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Complete
Held by Lies and Flawed Logic
What's stopping this person to love?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Complete
Glory of the Fallen
Last thoughts before death takes him away...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Complete
Chances To Take
It's all about making things right, especially when second chances don't come that often.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Complete
Light at Night reviews
How certain are you with how you view things?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Complete