Hello.

I understand that you, my dear friend, have taken a wrong turn. I suggest turning left and then arriving at another profile.

One that has something interesting on it.

Yeah.

Sigh. If you'd rather not, read on...

OOH OOOH GUESS WHAT?????? (News and Other Things):

People are actually asking if they can buy and publish Drama Club! I don't know what to do!!! If and when it does come out, guys, will you please please please tell me what you all think? Or, of course, you can just...send me reviews or something, I don't know. I'm so EXCITED!!!

Hey, you know what? Not anywhere near as exciting as this first news but my fan fiction for the book Unwind was put on the movie blog! I'm so happy! If any of you have read Unwind, check out unwind (no space) and see if you can find my story! It's called When Faith Lost Her Name. Also, it's on fanfiction.net, if you want to read it there... :)

Just another note- If any of you artistically minded folks want to volunteer to help me to design covers for my stories...? PM me please.

FACTS AND SUCH (you stalkers, lol):

Name: My penname is MysteriousAnonymous. Guess what? I'm not telling you my real name.

Gender: Female.

Beta-Reading Availability: WIDE OPEN. If you want me to read and/or edit your story, well, I'd be very grateful. I am beta-reading for CatrynaStrail, though. Just an FYI. Check her out, guys!

B-day: I'm a Leo. Figure it out.

Age: None of your business.

Personality: Insanely sarcastic and just plain insane.

Un-fave(s): Justin Beiber, Twilight, death, douchebags. People who think I'm crazy or depressed (Get a life).

Fave Book(s): Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Sherlock Holmes (Gotta love the BBC TV show, too!).

Fave Quote(s): I am a writer. Therefore, I embrace insanity.

If you really are so bored that you have nothing else to do, I suggest going to http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2587126/MysteriousAnonymous and reading more about moi. Please and thank you! ;)

STORY STUFF:

Right now, I'm working on a story with my friend, who's username is Lpayne. It's called Imperfect Facade. Read it. I dare you.

NOVEL-LENGTH STORIES:

Shrouded in Darkness: Finished. About an assassin named Ivy. Written in seventh grade. It may not be too high-quality. (In other words, it sucks.)

Drama Club: Finished. About Emmy, a girl lost in theater and confused in love.

Walking Dreamer: Unfinished. (HAITUS) About Revelin Abigail Morrison, a girl with a twisted past and her memories wiped clean of the past month. She wakes up in a hospital with no recollection why she was there. Honestly a little morbid and slightly creepy.

Imperfect Facade: Unfinished. My collab story with Lpayne. About Adrianna Vulfroost, the young adult with no future and a tangled, forgotten past.

Helpless, Hopeless, Dateless: Unfinished. (HAITUS/DISCONTINUED) Robyn is a hot-tempered redhead who is incredibly smart yet terrible with people. Her parents divorce throws yet another wrench into her gears.

Blind Date: Unfinished. (HAITUS/DISCONTINUED) This one is different from all the others because it is technically the same storyline in two stories. The only difference is that there are two points of view, posted as two separate stories. If you want Janine's perspective, go to Blind Date- Janine. If you prefer to hear Jasper's side, go to Blind Date- Jasper. If this is confusing to any of you, I suggest Jasper, because his thoughts were my inspiration, although Janine's side of the story is quite convincing as well.

ONESHOTS AND SHORT STORIES:

Interruptions: Finished. Humorous. About a young girl, a bedtime story, and an exasperated grandmother. Based on a poem I wrote on Poetry Soup.

Beautiful: Finished. Serious-ish. My personal thoughts on the world of supermodels we live in today.

Memories: Finished. Hurt/Comfort. About Jillian and her little brother Cole, trying to make it through a tough time in their lives. -DELETED-

The Power of Twelve: Finished. Fantasy/Magic. A story of an ambitious young girl who is trying to save the life of the Maestro, accompanied by eleven others and her familiar, Seraphim. (P.S. Can be finished as a longer story...but I'm lazy.)

Evergreen (Originally titled Her Summer): Finished. My most poetic story. Follows the slightly stalkerish romance (can't we all relate?) of a girl named Madelyn and a boy named Sumner, set in high school, and details the beautiful season of summer as well as the details hidden in the mischievous green-eyed boy.

Summer Skies: Yet another school romance story from me. I'm not really motivated to finish it, though. If enough people review in and like it, I'll write more.

When Death Comes Knocking: The story that gave my friends nightmares when they went to bed at night. Not the best horror story out there, pretty bad, actually (okay it sucks, but I wanted to try a new genre). About a young woman and the monster under the bed. -DELETED-