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Joined 06-09-01, id: 78652
Author has written 22 stories for General, General, Humor, Fable, and Fantasy.
*I got a review to "You're Fat: A Romp into abuse of the mind and body" from an anonymous user named Kate that I thought was well written and whom I'd like to contact to start a discussion. If Kate is reading this, could you contact me if you're interested in such a discussion? I won't be nearly as harsh as I am in the aforementioned piece.

Hey there! I'm a young aspiring author from southern Ontario with a sarcastic demeanor, odd tastes and overall a freak and a nerd. But I'm not boring.

I write alot of poetry and originals, with occasional fantasy and even an actual fanfic. Go me. Apparently I'm good, I think alot of my stuff is crap, but my reviews seem to not think so, so I've no idea really.

And, I realize my homepage is the same as Kuroi Shi's, but this makes sense, as I'm the co-founder (I wrote most of the Gundam Wing stuff, WOO HOO!)

"...And now if you'll excuse me, I have a beam of light to catch." --Prot, K-PAX

"Even if you had a million years to do it you wouldn't be able to rub out even half of the 'F*ck You' signs in this world. It's just not possible." --The Catcher In The Rye

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Insomnia by Your Personal Loser reviews
A poem on my struggles with insomnia
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2002
Life Support by Your Personal Loser reviews
A poem about how someone you dont know can change your life, and keep you alive
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2002
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The Good Citizen reviews
A citizen in an old European town watches a Witch burning, but second thoughts are not becoming to a Good Citizen.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2002
Bloody Rose reviews
Poem depicting a situation (this time not of mine) that affected me deeply. This summary does not do it justice. Abstract.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2002
Glass Box reviews
A poem about a situation I'm in and my inability to deal with it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/18/2002
The One Fear reviews
The one fear...the greatest fear. The fear one cannot avoid.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/12/2002
Sound Swallow Me reviews
The healing qualities of music in the war-patched world that is my life.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/7/2002
Who Am I? reviews
An autobiography of sorts, and which will leave you guessing till the end.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/31/2002
Untitled reviews
What I can say on my deathbed and why I can say it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/31/2002
Conversations With An Eight Year Old Me reviews
An imaginary conversation I had with myself as an eight year old. Guess who talks first, me or me as 8.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2002
Crazy In Your World reviews
A vignette concering mental health and the world's intollerance of it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/31/2002
This Is Not An Exit
A short vignette on suicide, with lyrics inserted from the song by Saves The Day
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Published: 8/31/2002
You're Fat, A Romp into abuse of the mind and body reviews
Speech about various issues and subjects of and involving mental and physical abuse. Strong opinions present.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/31/2002
I, Necromancer reviews
A young mercenary becomes drawn into the events of a kingdom while following his lonely quest for revenge. Violence, profanity and possibly disturbing content present. (Finished)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,074 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/11/2002
Constant reviews
The constant cycle that is my life.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/5/2002
He/She/We reviews
Exerpt: A goddess walked into life today, she was me and I was he. And if she was a he and I was a she, we'd be necking on live tv!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3/23/2002
Why The Wolf Was Right To Eat LittleRedRidingHood reviews
Most people have labeled the Wolf as the bad guy, but it's not true. Here, the wolf lets you know what really happened, and why he was the victim.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2002
Blackness Of The Soul reviews
"Trudge upon the languid goddess, When you walk at all, For even though light shines above you, Darkness must surely fall..." Abstract.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2002
The Tale Of The Chronologically Challenged Person reviews
Actually meant to be "The Chronologically Challenged, Height Deprived Person" but I ran out of room, about a person told in very Politically Correct Terms.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1/9/2002
The Fallen One reviews
My first abstract poem, it means whatever you want it to. You'd be amazed at the amount of interpretations I get. Take a look.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11/14/2001
The Forgotten Path reviews
A poem about a forgotten path of mine that I like to live in, using interesting wording.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/14/2001
Just Listen... reviews
A poem describing on paper my need to be listened to, and not judged while in mid-sentence. This summary probably does not do it justice.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9/13/2001
One Flew Over The Russian's Nest reviews
Two canadian fighter squadron trainees get shot down over a russian border and must make it back to base. (Finished)
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/1/2001
Why Do They Always Stare? reviews
Short poem about my lack of social status in my old school. Somewhat depressing.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7/1/2001