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Joined 07-12-11, id: 786806, Profile Updated: 07-12-11

Hey, so, I'm new to FictionPress. But I'm not new to the Fictions, and I have ten stories on Fanfiction.com. My name's Dragonclaw11, so...go check me out!

...did I just make this awkward?

Yep. I just did.

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Senji Works by Tedi-Medoru reviews
Got a problem? Come over to Senji Works and we'll solve them all. Problems with a few missing objects, problems with the mafia, even problems in bed, we at Senji Works will solve them all.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 186,241 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 2/20/2010
Toilets and Me, a Tale by Quill's Associate reviews
We've all had our embarrassing moments with toilets. We may have clogged it at our friend's house, been stuck in a cabin in the airport... Most of us prefer keeping these moments secret. Not me, though, it's time I come clean...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Complete
Ramblings of an Insane Mind by Dragon-Rider II reviews
Essays on whatever I want, sort of whenever I want. Will be crazy, stupid, serious and everything in between.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,426 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012
BAM! And the Brain is Gone by Dragon-Rider II reviews
Conversations, quotes and randomness galore. With dear friends of mine who helped to corrupt what little sanity I had.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 43,601 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010
Basic Manual for Household Survival by Dragon-Rider II reviews
Basic Manual for Household Survival- Fairytale edition. All things fairytale, with alternatives to already-chosen paths. For those looking for ways to survive in fairytale land. All edits are final, but feel free to choose your own path.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,473 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011
Useless Poems for Useless People by ren360 reviews
You see the title? Click it, reader, it's calling your name, for I doubt you will see such a title again. If you don't believe me, go ahead and try! And then we will see if what I said was a lie. STORY HAS BEEN PUT ON HALT FOR, UH... "SPRING CLEANING."
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011
Getting Sick From Bieber Fever by ItWasOnlyADream reviews
OMG! Tiffani, is, like, totally in love with Justin Bieber. But he doesn't even know who she is! That's a major problem. So Tiffani will stop at nothing to be reunited with the love of her life! Warning: Written by a person who does not like Justin Bieber
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,370 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/26/2010
Fairytales Done Right by CupcakeJaws reviews
Have you ever read a fairytale and thought, "Well, what was that?" I have. And so here are my versions of the most well-known fairytales.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,685 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011
Pyrite Limitedd by The Intolerance reviews
Great, I spelled my label wrong. WHY IS IT IN SHARPIE? Er... That's only supposed to have one "d" and it's not as bad as it looks. Misadventures of an average teen - that's me - embarrassing himself on a daily basis - also me .
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012
The Adventures of Rini and Maydo! by MaydoMia reviews
Little munchkins! This story basically surrounds a group of wait for it Kindergartners! :D Join Rini, Maydo, Lea, Evey, and even more munchkins as they go through the fun of school! :3 These crazy kids are pretty entertaining :P
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011
Choose your Ending! by Tedi-Medoru reviews
Wish for a memorable ending? Sadame Unmei is capable of twisting fate so you can have your ending, the way he likes it, and all for a possession dear to you.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,644 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010
Dear My Diary by someuser reviews
A collection of short stories that's based on my life. HIATUS FOR A MONTH AT LEAST .
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,207 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011
Who NOT to Date by XxIrisxX reviews
Zoey presents her experiences with boys in her own way. But instead of listing the qualities of her dream man, she jots down points that he shouldn't possess! *Reposted*
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012
Kyle and Orville by Luna Carn reviews
What does it mean if zombies invade your dreams? How can one tie a tie without choking? Does talking to plants really help them grow? These are just a few of the things that Kyle and Orville Flynn want to learn.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 35,843 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
Double Trouble by ClubSauce reviews
Short comedy sketch. A man meets Hollywood's greatest asset, pun intended. Read and review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Complete
Ramblings of a Long Lunch Break by abbyswrittenworld reviews
Oneshot short stories written over my lunch breaks. Short, quick reads that'll hopefully make you laugh.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011
Cinderella vs The Fairy Godmother by Lauren DM Smith reviews
Sequel. Valerie has finally agreed to accompany Darren home for a trial visit. Unhappy fairy godmothers and scheming princesses are bad enough, but whoever sent the Jaloam isn't finished with her just yet. For Valerie, there is no happily ever after
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 53,169 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
Writing Wars by Enviously Evil reviews
This is what happens when two writers are bored and around a computer...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2011
Her by A Definite Maybe reviews
A sappy story about a boy who meets the love of his life... but can you guess the twist?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Complete
The Guide to Surviving Bieber Fever by CupcakeJaws reviews
A humorous ten-part guide on how to cure yourself of Bieber Fever. Written in total sarcasm by a Bieber Hater.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Complete
The Fight by All You Wanted reviews
A short story about the inevitable drama of a teenage relationship.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
Cinderella vs Prince Charming by Lauren DM Smith reviews
Valerie likes the way her life is going, thank you very much, so when Darren, AKA Prince Charming, shows up she tells him to leave. He proposes a bet. He has a month to find out which girl she is, or he has to leave. And so begins the Cinderella game.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 56,418 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Complete
Sleeping With my Eyes Closed by SleepingWithMyEyesClosed reviews
I've never had a nickname so full of love as the one my father gave me at three...
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
Candle Cove by creepypasta-collection reviews
Does anyone remember this kid's show? It was called Candle Cove and I must have been 6 or 7. I never found reference to it anywhere so I think it was on a local station around 1971 or 1972.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Complete
Mr Foolish's Foolish Adventures by Dragon-Rider II reviews
The aliens are going to take over the world on International Foolish Day and only Mr. Foolish could stop them. Just a random thing I did with a cousin of mine.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Complete
How to Go About Insulting Your Fiance: by groundhog591 reviews
An arranged marriage. Oh joy. I'm sure he can't wait unitl the wedding. He'll get all the joy and bliss. Or so he thanks. I have no intention of doing anything like that. Especially not with the likes of him. What does he take me for? An idiot? He really
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008