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Joined 07-13-11, id: 786931, Profile Updated: 03-01-15
Author has written 7 stories for Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Humor, and General.

It's been a long time since I've added anything to this bio, and I don't understand anymore why I thought much of this was funny or worth putting here, but I'm just going to leave it here as a reminder of the past. Anyway, follow me on Tumblr if you want.


"If at first you don't succeed, you fail."

"I have to go look up more about worldwide slavery. Bye!"
-Friend from old school

E.V.I.L = Every Villain Is Lemons. -pause- Why isn't it "lemon?" -pause- Because...
-My train of thought

"You know what, _? It's going to be hard for you to get that time-ring back on."
-Imagination12 to the Mac lover of England

"Where's your notebook?"
"I have it, I just left it in my journal."
-My mom and me, not in respective order

"It's the search for _!"
"Yep, if you want to eat it, eat it."
-Me and my hard-of-hearing grandma

"Could you bring your, ummm... HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!... Sorry, that was my email."
-The Mac lover of England to me

"Congratulations! You have killed the Eternal Burrito!"
-My mom to me

"You've got to visit the Hippie Hut!"
-Another friend to me

"Belly Bulge could happen to ANYONE!!!"
-My aunt to me

"I don't own, you don't sue. Campeche?"
-One of Imagination12's disclaimers

"The heat is hot."
-The neighbor of the grandmother

"I would be dead all my life!"
-My little cousin

"Well, I guess the monster is the bumblebee queen."

"Four is tricky. You've always got to know where four is!"
-Piano Teacher

"What's that sound, Finn?"
"Which sound?"
"That sound that I hear."
-My little cousin to me (alternating respectively)

"It's like turning hot dogs - in the dark!"

Aunt: "Atlas... He was a Greek god who held the Earth on his shoulders."
Me: "Makes you wonder what he's standing on. Or what he's trying to keep the world from crashing into."
Aunt: "Or how far he's going to throw it."

I liked it and didn't even try it!
-My thoughts - planned on saying, but never did - what was I thinking?

"Neighbors don't bite to get food!"
-I don't remember who this was - one of my classmates

Funny Things that Happen

I was in the shower when it hit me: the songs London Bridge and Head, Shoulders, etc. are the same! I looked at the shampoo. It was called "Head and Shoulders". Coincidence? I think so.

Funny Quotes from the Internet
(I don't own any of these)

"For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out."

"Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money."

"Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number."

"If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started."

From Stephen Wright:

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

I went into a restaurant and the sign said "Breakfast anytime", so I ordered french toast during the Renaissance.

I cried because I had no shoes, 'till I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "You got any shoes you're not using?"

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

I bought some batteries but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?

Last night I was playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

From Douglas Adams:

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.

Other Stuff

The world's hardest tongue twister: sixth six sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

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Close Encounters by Imagination12 reviews
Written from an online prompt. "Write a short scene with two people who are hiding a secret, but they don't reveal their secret to the other person, or to the reader." This was my response.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Complete
The Sciencorp Lie by Imagination12 reviews
Paul and Sam, two girls who have been 'friends' since high school, work together in Sciencorp, a scientific company. Everything is proceeding as normal when The Boss visits and throws everything out of whack. Before long, they learn the company's secret.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
Challenging Coincidence by Imagination12 reviews
Why do people say that there's no such thing as coincidence? I agreed that there isn't anything special with the universe. Until, I met the boy who would change that view.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Complete
Modern Magic by Zi Jian reviews
A high fantasy genre parody set in a modern world.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,893 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
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Lost Dreams
A very short story in the form of a letter from another world. Another story for English class.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Complete
From a Dream
This is something that was in a dream I had. It seems like something that would be the prologue to a much longer book.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Published: 2/15/2015 - Complete
Hair Gel Run
Something I wrote over a weekend for English. Finn has an adventure on his way to the neighbors'.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Complete
Secrets reviews
"Write a short scene with two people who are hiding a secret, but they don't reveal their secret to the other person, or to the reader." My friend wrote one of these, and challenged whoever read her's to write one, so here is mine!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Complete
Improbability reviews
Cate meets the mysterious Finn, who is quite strange.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
What Really Happened reviews
What would the world be like if I were really a space/time traveler? Weird, that's what.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011
Gozen Island reviews
Three siblings find themselves on a strange island. They must find out how they got there and how to get back. Simple, right?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011