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The Princess and The Dragon by MadameLeQueen reviews
For who could ever love a beast?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,594 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/12/2019 - Published: 6/2/2011
Fatal Attraction by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Despite the fact that he was Onyx's most notorious criminal and a merciless madman, she believed that he was human. That was probably her biggest mistake. **Now available as an ebook on Amazon in THE DARK PARADISE TRILOGY: Free Giveaway happening NOW until 5/27
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
The Mirror by Sammykitty93 reviews
"My life just couldn't be normal now could it? I just have to be able to see dead people, I just have to have a lunatic for a father, My step sister just had to get kidnapped, and Death just had to fall in love with me!" Rewrite of Selene and Lord Death.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/9/2011
Sweet Screams by Kitkaht reviews
Being The Candyman doesn't require huge amounts of bravery, but that doesn't mean it isn't embarrassing to be getting visits from the Boogieman at 118. Cane just wants to banish the Boogieman, find out who his mystery supporter is and get a good night's sleep - Slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,571 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/6/2009
Immortal Sapphire by Akuwa Marene reviews
In the mess of dealing with frightening demons and seductive goddesses, Ellya fails to realize something. Some immortals want to destroy her not because she sympathizes with humans, but because they believe their goddess is giving her Hell's throne.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,805 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 6/16/2008
The Embrace of Zephyrus by MadameLeQueen reviews
A stripper and a conductor. What are the odds? "You look like a slut." He stated calmly, watching the stripper growl in fury. "What? Well, your music sounds like shit!" The conductor choked on his spit. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Complete
Through the Stone Archway (The Fae Chronicles) by Captured Dawn reviews
An everyday camping trip turns into a nightmarish adventure for a girl when she angers those who live in the Wood. She finds herself a slave to a King and even more dangerous warrior.. but sometimes things are not always as they seem as she soon discovers
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,578 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Flight to the Stars by True Promise reviews
When running away from home an abusive home, Wendy is transported into a fantastical realm in the stars. She is adopted onto the pirate ship Kensington, captained by a boy named Peter with a dangerous rivalry. A retelling of Peter Pan. Under rennovation.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Beauty and the Corpse (discontinued) by Chris Rhyanne reviews
Newly orphaned and chased away from home, Sarabeth finds herself trapped in the land of the dead. Now, all hopes of getting home lie in the hands of her captor and guardian-the cruel and spiteful prince Kota, who seems to have different plans in mind...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,262 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 10/27/2008
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
One For the Books by Kitkaht reviews
Kale Grimmore is the magicless librarian for the school's magical library. He doesn't need to be well liked, and with his personality he understandably isn't. So he can only think the new teacher must be masochistic, a moron, or both because he won't leave Kale alone. - Slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,786 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009
Trouble by Pinkamoo reviews
I am sweet. I am innocent. I never get in trouble. I haven't just met an arrogant pervert who I want to castrate. I am lying.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,331 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Diamonds and Roses by R. Antanor reviews
Cate is the youngest daughter of England's noblest knight, but she lives her life in the shadow of her sister who may be Queen. The day comes, however, that Cate must choose between freedom and fortune...but what will make her happier?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 75,989 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 7/19/2003
Aelyn's story by timpanigirl reviews
:: Completed:: Aelyn has been trained as a soldier her whole life, but when she is captured by the enemy army, survival takes a whole new twist
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,307 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Read this or I'll kill myself, a poem by jevn reviews
A response to bad love poetry
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2005
Whatever Happened to Boris?
"Hey Boris, Pop wants to see you." Boris looked at Vladimir with wide frightened eyes, as if he had just been sentenced to his death. "O-okay." Boris's voice cracked and was higher than usual. This brought warning bells to Dymitri and Vladimir. Boris wasn't usually this nervous, but they kept their mouths shut. They would find out what was going on later, one way or another.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Complete