InvestigatingLove78
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 07-16-11, id: 787566, Profile Updated: 08-04-11
Author has written 3 stories for Fantasy, Romance, and Essay.

Personal Interview:

Who are you?- Madi

How old are you?- 13

Favorite series?- Harry Potter, Percy Jackson

Words to descirbe you- Sarcastic, writer, lover, smart, dancer, singer

My FanFiction Account- InvestigatingLove78


1. YOUR REAL NAME: Madi

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus -izzle): Madizzle (Weird!)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal): Purple Hawk (Beware, bad guys.)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Paige Sherwood (I could see it working.)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Henmaleu (Bless you.)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Tea (No!)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s middle name): Marie (You’ll never find me.)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Bella (No, I’m not Bella Swan from New Moon.)


NOW COPY AND PASTE EVERYTHING THAT IS TRUE ABOUT YOU: :)

(\_/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny.

(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination

HELP THE BUNNY!!!!

/l、
(゚、 。 7
Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.
l、 ~ヽ Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!
じ しf,)ノ

() ()
(0.0)
( _ )

Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(what other kind of soap is there??)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(a little too late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Really? I had no clue!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Um... okay.)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to going where?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(No duh Sherlock)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Was that a popular problem...?)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you idiot!


FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long, they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: pat you on the back when you cry

REAL FRIENDS: stand up with a shovel and says, Who did it? when you cry

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get
it back!


A black man walked into a cafe early one morning and noticed that he was the only black man in the shop.As he sat down, the man sitting behind him said, 'NO COLOURED PEOPLE ALLOWED IN HERE!!!!' The black man replied,'Sir, when I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I'm in the sun I'm black, when I'm sick I'm black, when I am cold I am black and when I'm dead I'll be black but YOU Sir, When you were born you were PINK, when you are sick you are GREEN, when you are in the sun you are RED ,when you are cold you are BLUE, when you die you turn PURPLE and yet you're going to call ME COLOURED!!!!!!!!!!!!. The black man got up and walked out.Leaving the white man to think about what he'd done. GIVE RACISIM THE RED CARD!!!!! STOP RACISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Copy and Paste:

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, AdriannaGrace, InvestigatingLove78

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,Blackwingsrainbowtips, MyNameIsCAL,Fangtastic, Techno Skittles, I.Am.Alice.Cullen.XD., InvestigatingLove78


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. (My space is right here, next to your space.)

90 percent of teens will want to try a drug between the ages of 13-19. If you are one of the 10 percent that would rather lose a limb before taking drugs, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst into laughter about something not really funny, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your hand repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times copy and paste this on your profile. YEAH!!! EVERY DAY!!! AND THEN MY BOOKS GET TAKEN AWAY BY THE TEACHER!!! :(

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.


You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (absolutely!)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (if my parents let me, i would)

You write fanfictions about the book. (what do u think this account is for?)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. ( Yeah! ALL THE TIME)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (not really. good idea though...)

Everything reminds you of the book.(uh, yeah...*sinks down in seat*)

You quote random lines all the time.(yes)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (no)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (in my head)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (Yes. and on my cellphone.)

You've got a book memorized. (sort of. or at least pretty close. just ask.)

You've read a book more than five times. (YES!!!)

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (yes.)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (no. I understand that sometimes, it's necessary to kill a character)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (No. I wouldn't murder a character!)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (yes)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (YES)

Your idol is a character from a book. (yeah. while everyone else has sports stars or celebrity role models, i look up to book characters and authors.)

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Jewelled by Autumn's Imagination reviews
Kea and her friends live in a world with no technology. And her life completely turns around after her 'Changing' as she leaves after discovering the town's most well kept secret. My first story please read it!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,299 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011
Hera's Legend by TheLadySongSerenade reviews
Previously "Academy of the Gods" but improved. Helen's the living legend of Hera. Sigh... Oh the times, trials and woes of being an adolescent jealous beotchy goddess in high school...
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,605 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011
Kore Or Persephone? by Persephone Cloud reviews
Hades/Persephone myth. Kore doesn't remember being Hades wife or Queen of the Underworld. She doesn't even remember being a goddess. She thinks she is a regular high school girl, until Hades kidnaps her again.Set in 21st century, full sum inside.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,063 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011
The Trinity by PlaidMonster
When the human race is basically extinct, a new race encounters the planet: the Elementals. But when fire grows out of control, everything is lost. The only Elemental able to stop it is a fire elemental; only problem is that none have ever even existed.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011
The Shape Shifters An Adrianna Kelley Novel by SerialLover
Adrianna Kelley has been living the life of a shapeshifter all her life. No one else in her town of Tennyson, Washington is a shapeshifter. But when she's out in 'her forest' one day, she sees a white tiger with unsually human eyes, like a shapeshifter.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Conflagration
Conflagrations started from silly mistakes results in terrible consequences. A short oneshot on fire. Not disturbing or disgusting.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Complete
That Girl's Like Wow
Blair Parker told from the point of view of her boy friend, Jace Andrews. Explore everything that makes her tick and makes her laugh.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2012
Raptor reviews
CHARACTERS WANTED! FILL OUT FORUM! The Xanel are an elite race of superhumans who can transform into animals. More explained.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011