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This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm a RED HEAD, so I MUST be a souless, ginger.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm POOR so I MUST be stupid.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm a GIRL GAMMER, so I MUST be ugly, and have no life.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I don’t want/need a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST think I'm better than you.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
Random is to me as water is to fish.
"I'm an open book full of riddles. have fun figuring me out!"
"They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Of course I don't have to worry, since my intentions are usually pretty messed up."
"Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out."-Anton Chekov
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile
If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this
A stranger stabs you in the front
There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.
life isn't trying to pass me by, it's trying to run me over
when it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip 'n slide
they say 'guns don't kill people, people kill people.' well, I think that the gun helps. you wouldn't kill too many people standing there yelling 'BANG!'
flying is simple: just throw yourself at the ground and miss
when someone is getting on your nerves, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, but only 4 muscles are needed to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them
life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain
nobody's worth your tears, and the ones that are won't make you cry
everyday is a gift, that's why its called the present
I have the answer in my head, I just haven't found it yet
life is not measured in the breaths we take but in the moments that take our breath away
everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film
the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon
don't talk unless you can improve the silence
I'm a nobody, nobody's perfect, therefore I'm perfect
stupidity killed the cat. curiosity got framed
some of the most wonderful, dazzling successes are going to happen to some of the most awful, undeserving people you know - people who are, in other words, not you
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (What if you don't know how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (a little too late, huh?)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Really? Are you sure?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (I think something got lost in the translation)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use on Mars?)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (No shit Sherlock)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Was that a popular problem...?)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (How are they supposed to get the medicine?)
Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire (WOW! I'm amazed and enlightened!)
Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (So... You first.)
Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (No comment...)
Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (Um... How? I always thought frisbees were just one little disc...)
Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (Wouldn't they be already dead?)
Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (Yummy! Hair dye!)
Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required ( Well darn, I was planning on just enchanting the picture!)
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
95% of teenagers would be terrified if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building to kill himself, copy and paste this if you are one of the 5% who wold have a video camera and be yelling 'JUMP!!' while laughing. 'ha ha
95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.
Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic
Her only friend Was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair
She always talks to it When no one is around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound
Until her parents Unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die
She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking "God why? Why is My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did
Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made
She thrusted the blade Right in her chest "You deserve to die You worthless pest"
The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying
Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in everything was as quite as a mouse
One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor
It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms
If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible prove it. Re-post this for proof.
When the love of Hermione's life left her, she continued to search for the keys to destroying the world's most powerful dark wizard. When Annabeth knew that she could be losing Percy to Rachel, she still fought along side him in an effort to save Olympus and maybe even save the boy she called her brother even though he had gone to the enemy. When Katniss's love was taken from her she still led the rebellion against the Capitol as the Mockingjay. When the love of Bella's life left her, she curled up in the fetal position, went numb for months then jumped off a cliff.
[x] I like at least one shade of pink
[X] I like wearing baggy pants
[x] I always carry a pen in my purse or pocket
[x] I am crazy about the color black
[x] I love to stare at the ceiling for ten minutes
I know a MAN who lost his parents but refused to be called an orphan. Man enough to love a strong woman years older than him, worked for her and made her stronger, opened his heart to her, shared his fears to no human but her, cleaned after himself and sewed his clothes, and was faithful to her till her last breath. He was courageous and fearless. He never judged anyone on their pasts or looks, and was moderate, open minded and tolerant. His neighbor was Jewish and his cousin-in-law was a Christian priest. He was beaten and exiled when he was helpless.He was merciful when he became stronger. Intelligent, wise and a hard worker, built a long lasting nation out of nothing in the last 20 years of his life. He had no parents, but loved his daughters and grandchildren. His last will was "Be good to women".
This MAN is my PROPHET MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) a man worth looking up to - peace be upon him - Don't just read, read and think who you are, and who you want to be for the people and the women you love.
A song I can NEVER get tired of:
My Wattpad profile:
Charlotte Stanhope: Alexandria Deberry
Christian Collins: Bernardo Velasco
Mike Collins: Alex Pettyfer
Shawn Summers: Ed Speleers
Molly Stanhope: Kristen Bell
Aaron Iverson: Henry Cavill (from that dunhill photoshoot)
Annabelle Mercer: Mahira Khan
Nathan Mercer Iverson: Azlaan Khan
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Car crash! Tore through the windsheild and got glass in my left arm.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
Nope thank God for that!
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Depends on my mood :)
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Around 2 pm.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
7. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS?
My best friend! and coke!
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
My family friends and Laptop!
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5 on a good day!
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL?
...i dunno know. o_0
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Dark hair and light eyes! dark eyes work too but hair is a must!
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?
on a yatch :P
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
none! coke!! coke coke!!
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Doesn't really matter cuz I peel it off and just eat the cheese and bread. :D
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
French fries and coke and PIZZA!
19. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
20. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
21. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
22. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
23. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
I wish. *pout*
24. WHAT KIND IS IT?
I don't have one!
25. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
26. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
through my actions-
27. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
28. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES?
29. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?
30. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Bad table manners. Annoy me enough and I'll smash your face in.
31. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
I've never been there to start with.
32. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Anything cute. Oh and junk food!
33. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
Yup a few...
34. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
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