Author has written 3 stories for Essay, Supernatural, and Young Adult.
Coven leaders and the wives:
Great Woman come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
On a bag of Chips:
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
On some frozen dinners:
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts:-
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a child's superman costume:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits".
The 10 Commandments of a Teenager!
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know
Don't Like My "Twilight" Obbsession?
IMPORTANT NOTICE I am one of the many ( there should be more) people that have IAOWHPD or the I Am Obsessed With Harry Potter Disorder. Some of the symptoms may include, but do not limit to: blocking out the world when reading Harry Potter, reading Harry Potter over and over again and noticing new fantastic things each time, wishing Hogwarts was real, thinking that at least one character from Harry Potter is hot, comparing everything to Harry Potter or quotes by the characters there in and making your own fantasy life about Harry Potter. If you think you have this disease copy this onto your profile. We don't want to be cured. Support this disease in its uprise to overpower the brains of people and make their lives so much better...
Yeah I'm one of those crazy overly obsessive teenage girls,
You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
The Soundtrack to Your Life.
Opening Credits: Boyfriend- Justin Bieber
Waking Up: Be Without You- Mary J. Blige
First Day of School: How You Gonna Act Like That- Tyrese
Falling In Love: Cool- Anthony Hamilton
Being in love:Elevate- Big Time Rush
Fighting: It Will Rain- Bruno Mars
Breaking Up: Family Affair- Mary J. Blige
Driving: Don't Forget- Demi Lovato
Flashback:Windows Down- Big Time Rush
Mental Breakdown: One Thing- One Direction
Getting Back Together: Yeah- Usher
Wedding: Shake It Off- Mariah Carey
Birth of a Child: Love On Top- Beyonce
Final Battle: Stay- Tyrese
Death Scene: Hurt- Christina Aguilera
Funeral: Love Me Love Me- Big Time Rush
I think the last one is pretty appropriate.
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