![]() Author has written 4 stories for General, Fantasy, and Romance. Heya! This is Lemony Desserts, and I used to be: EK you know who I am... I think. So, what's new? Um... I'm working on a story with Dont Leave Me behind, and it's called: What the hell is Wrong with My High School Life? And so far, I'm really proud of it. WARNING: a LOT of randomeness, and like it will tell you, I do the even chaps, and she does the odd chaps. At this moment, she's on chap seven. If you want to know more about me... Why dont you go to fanfiction and search up City of Change, or Who is My Godly Parent? or The Story of Us. Then you would know what EK stands for, or more about me. I mean, sure it is my initials but it could also be, IDK, some random stuff ;) OKaynow how about my author notes? If i owned Justin Beiber and had his number, I'd be giving it to my friends like crazy and then I would call him and go: "Hey, Justin, can you give me Cody Simpson's number?"(IDK how to spell his name...)and then I would give it to Cassie and laugh my ass off. And, well, one or two, or fifty prank calls, won't hurt, right? Me and Susie (Grammer wakes up from his nap.) no, nonononono!! you can NOT date your step-cousin! it's just wrong. Dont. Just Dont. Remeber our bet? If Alex Kawaguchi asked you out, I get ten bucks!!! Hahahaha!! Imma chat with him on fb, or send him a message and be like: "Heya dude, how about you ask my friend, Susie, out? You know, the one you gave your number to." He'd probably be like: Why? here's my awesome answer: Well cause, we betted ten dollars on whether i could get you to ask her out... And i sorta need the money... So how about it?" Oh Roflmao.And also, Drew Look is an asshole and it's funny how he hasn't recognized you cuz you got a haircut. Lucky you! I was so surprised, I thought they were yelling my name! But apparently not, LOL. Anyways, it's so funny how Cam does NOT check his locker! Seriously! We stuffed two notes in there, and he DID NOT SEE IT? I bet his locker is messy... But, hey, I mean, how could anyone not see a note written in pink on GREEN PAPER? Oh, wait, it was written in purple... But still! GREEN! Jeez... Me and Danae (Grammer growls threateningly) nope, sorry couldnt get Black Butler on anime fuel. So, Sebastian the sexy butler, eh? HAHAHAHAHA Always gettin crushes... on anime charachters. My fave, Soul, from souleater. He has that awesome grin and theres just this gangstaahh side of him, that's just badass and I find myself laughing my ass off at whatever he's doing... ESPECIALLY if he's dissing Maka. Then I would know that they are not, I repeat, NOT getting it on and i would live my days happier :D My sexy, Ah Mi Gawd, awesome threats: I cant actually... you know, write any threats here, that actually make sense... You know. Unless I want something... So if you wanna see my threats and read it and be like: "Oh, I get it!! HAHAHA ROFLMAO!!!" You gotta read Fallen's story, Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki. It's on fanfic. Man, i am ROFLMAO the whole way!! my favorite couple?: Hidan and Dessie. HIDAN AND DESSIE... THey're perfect for each other [wipes tear from eyes] SO PEEERRRFEECTTT FOR EACH OTHER!!! If you wanna see me in action... Read Fallen's reviews. from me. Just read!!!!!! And my stories too!!! Or I shall Get Itachi and ruin his vacation and say that it was all you and then he would go all Itachi on you while I laughed my ass off and then Kisame would get pissed off at Itachi for ruining his eyes and would try to lob your head off and then I would pull Hannah in and she would knock you out in seconds with her deadly frying pan and then she will unleash the Zetsu and he will munch on your arm and then Deidara would laugh and go :ART IS A BANG!! and try to shove his clay into your mouth and he would get you and go KATSU!! and then go crazy and blow half the world up and Leader would get pissed that his peace and quiet with Konan had to be interrupted and scare you shitless with his threats [which, I'm sad to say, is ten times worse than mine] and... Arent you dead? But then I would get Kate and she will be all pissed and I'd go : "Mr NIbbles!!! He killed Mr. NIBLLES!!!" and you'd be all like huh? then she would go all phycopath and you'd be like huh again before having your mouth punched in. And then you wouldnt know hte secret to get her to like you, cuz you wouldnt know to flirt with her and tell her she's cute... Wait... I just told you... -_- oh mai... but then Kisame will try to lob your head off again for flirting with his girl and I would be laughin my ass off while Konan goes oh mai and then I'd go: How about you show him the worse paper cut? and she'd be like "Hell yeah!" and go whirl whirl with paper and you'd be sliced. so all I'm, asking is... [what was i asking again?] o I know! Review our stories, and all my friends stories! so then you'd still be alive. so, weigh your options, get your priorities straight... Because on one hand, it's ten seconds of your time, writing a fatastical review and on the other hand, get tortured by the Akatsuki. So, get your options right. Save your life. REVIEW. :D About my B-Day party... (Grammer smiles a little) You guys BETTER come! I'm so FREAKING MAD at Aidan! First, he PROMISED me his party! And then he got lazy and canceled it. And now he cant go to my B-day Party? What kind of friend is he? Besides, he didnt even WAIT for us at lunch today! What the FUCK is up with THAT? But everyone else... you BETTER come to my party... And Susie? Give me an idea about what to do with the party, when should we eat, deatails like that ;) C: Well, now that my message is done, and written, you people reading this can finally get a proper 'Hello!, my name is Lemonny Desserts,until I feel an urgent need to change it again. What's up?' - pause - 'wait, can you guys speak louder? What? Oh... Okay? Cool! Wonderful! REVIEW!' (I know I'm setting myself up here, but if you abuse the previous sentence.. I WILL kill you. I mean, seriously hunt you down and strangle you half way to hell and then scratch out your eyes. I mean it. I WILL stalk you home! Other than that, I am a very unviolent person... If you count that one time where I didnt hurt anyone. C: ~ Anonymous [until you go read my stories and find my pen name, but still] Anonymous. Or, you look up and be like: Oh, It's Lemony Desserts, EHK, or one of teh above. ;) In Greek~ Romans 8:38-39~ If you believe in the ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD, Paste this into your profile πεπεισμαι γαρ οτι ουτε θανατος ουτε ζωη ουτε αγγελοι ουτε αρχαι ουτε δυναμεις ουτε ενεστωτα ουτε μελλοντα ουτε υψωμα ουτε βαθος ουτε τις κτισις ετερα δυνησεται ημας χωρισαι απο της αγαπης του θεου της εν χριστω ιησου τω κυριω ημων What a Boyfriend SHOULD Do: When she walks away from you mad When she stares at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she starts cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lays her head on your shoulder When she steals your favorite hat When she teases you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she looks at you with doubt When she says that she likes you When she grabs at your hands When she bumps into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; AH MI GAWD!! So SAD!!! Month One Mommy, Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile |