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Joined 07-27-11, id: 789992, Profile Updated: 12-06-16
Author has written 11 stories for Essay, Life, Thriller, Mythology, Romance, Historical, and General.

Hiya!

I've returned from doom for the season, and it's time to oneshot~my way through Christmas~.

I'm exhausted. I am tired. I am done with everything serious, honest, and real. I need to play ox for some days! Make some bullshit! Basically; watch out. Do not expect high level litterature this season, for I recently handed in my examination papers for the season. Time to write all the stuff I can't put in a serious university level essay~

Mwo ha ha haaaaa~!

Nice to see you, folks, and have fun. :D


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Splashing in Sanity by pastryninja reviews
At the other cat's head tilt, Whiskers explained, "I'm going to become a fish."
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/20 - Complete
Herbalize Me by pastryninja reviews
Most girls want roses. I want weeds.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Complete
How to Save My Ass from the Dimension of Evil by pastryninja reviews
Willa, if you've received this e-mail then that means I am currently trapped in the Dimension of Evil and need your help! Come to my lab RIGHT NOW. Yes, even if you are on your lunch break, and even if it's Taco Tuesday. Follow these instructions...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2015 - Complete
Side Effects by pastryninja reviews
My doctor said the pills would make me feel better.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Complete
Why You Shouldn't Steal Your Roommate's Things by pastryninja reviews
...or four ways to eat a cookie. Featuring a guilty cheater, a gross neckbeard, a tripping stoner, a cocky thief, and a stolen tub of chocolate chip cookies to die for.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Complete
Emerald Green by strawberry-express reviews
They were best friends four years ago. Then he left and now he's back, as the mysterious bad-boy everyone's dying to know. Who said time heals all wounds?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,031 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013
A Writer's Guide to Writing by Serendipital reviews
Do you find yourself wondering just HOW much description you're supposed to have? Maybe you're wondering how to prevent a Mary Sue? Well, look no further! This guide will teach you about those unique aspects to writing that you can't find anywhere else.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,953 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011
100 themes: Nerds in Love by Mimander reviews
Snippets from the lives of Evan Determann & Jamie Lockwood using a list of 100 themes as inspiration. Warning: contains extreme cuteness, laughter, and a few nerdy moments. Please read and review!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 13,074 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010
King Bee by strawberry-express reviews
When the butterflies, the music, the murmurs and the giggles erupt, it's inevitable. It's the King Bee. And then there's me. Oh god, this is bad for me. But a king's a king and hey, I'm just the slave in his kingdom of jocks and cheerleaders.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,552 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010
Four Simple Steps by strawberry-express reviews
‘I love y…y…yelling.’ She raised an eyebrow. ‘You love yelling?’ ‘Yeah, I do. Why? Is there anything wrong in a guy who loves to yell?’
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Mesmerizing Voice by strawberry-express reviews
‘And for how long have you liked me?’ He asked. ‘Oh,’ I replied. ‘Its been 2 years, 3 months, 1 week, 4 days, 5 hours, 32 minutes and 21 seconds…not that I’m counting, of course.’
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
The Desk by Eva McGregor reviews
the story about a man obsessed and a messy desk
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Complete
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A Game of Minds reviews
"They'll kill you if they catch you." Jacob said. "Then I guess I should avoid being caught." Mike deadpanned. NB! Short chapters
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 8/22/2015
The things we do reviews
When things go bad, when they don't work out quite like the fairy tale imagined, what do we do? She doesn't see any other way. Her baby girl needs a safe home. Maybe not with her, but safe. And it will never be safe while he lives... Rated M for violence, gore, and psychic... stuff.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Complete
Lucy & Jake
Eyes meet, hearts flutter, feets shuffle. When do you really know? A small salute to falling hard. Rated T for Teen Romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Published: 9/15/2013
The Scandalous Marie Alfonse reviews
Paris, October 1908. My name is Marie Alfonse, and five days ago I was fired. This is the story of the days following that incident, including the one, very small incident that has everyone calling me scandalous. I am innocent, and I will tell you why. Rated M for coarse and very direct languague.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013
What does it take reviews
How do you date the dumbest smart guy ever? Rated T for coarse languague and insinuations.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Complete
Just a Pretty Face
Flickering orange lights. Brown eyes, made for drowning in. Thus she wakes, but is the world worth waking up to? Laura can't feel her legs, can't even wriggle her toes. Why?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,282 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012
Clickety-clack the footsteps go
Steel grey wool and steel grey nails. Never a strand out of place to soften the look. Steel grey claws clutching a shoulder. The soundless door awaits.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Complete
We are Angels reviews
You never see us unless we wish to be seen. You never hear us unless we wish to be heard.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Complete
It's A Bee's Life
Long live the Queen! May she die screaming...
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 612 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Complete
A4
A diary of waking up. No two days the same.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Complete
Persian Rugs and Tobacco from Peru
We all wish for many things in life. That doesn't mean they will always be granted, but...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete