JayLovesCows
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Heeey, everyone!!! XD JayLovesCows is here!!! Yaay! Cooows!! If you're wondering why I love cows... Its because they give MILK!!!. XP I loooooove them!!!! Oh, and before I forget, I'm a GIRL. Just so you know...

What I like:

1. I looove ANIME!!! Like FMA, Naruto (and Naruto Shippuden), Prince of Tennis, Detective Conan and a bunch more animes!!!! :D And I looove reading MANGAS, too!!

2. I looove JAPAN!!! I love everything about it!!! And anime came from Japan, after all... XD

3. I looove CHOCOLATE!!! And sweet stuff!!! Anything sweet is yummy!!!

4. I looove FOOD!!!!! All kinds of food!!! Yaay!! XD Vegetables, Fruits, ALL FOOD!!! (Well, except liver...)

5. I looove MILK!!! Milk is yummy!!! Milk is good!!! Milk makes you grow taller!!! (that's what people say)

6. I looove RAIN!!! It gets really cold when it rains!!! And sometimes, school gets suspended!!! XD And it gets cloudy too! No sun!! XD

7. I looove CHEMISTY!!!! Its the awesomest subject EVER!!!

8. I looove BOOKS!!! Like Percy Jackson Series, Artemis Fowl Series, Lost Hero, and much, much more!!! XD

What I don't like:

1. I don't like SCARY STUFF!!! I don't like scary movies, books, things... anything scary!!!!

2. I don't like SAD STUFF!!! I don't like sad things!!! They make me feel sad and bad after watching or reading them.

3. I don't like BEING UNDER THE SUN!!! Gyaaah!!! The sun is tooo hot!!! :|

4. I don't like NOISY PLACES!!! Its too loud and I feel like my eardrums are gonna explode!!! :|


COW JOKES!!! Yaaay!! :

One!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side

Q: Why did the COW cross the road?

A: To get to the other side

Q: Why did the sheep cross the road?

A: To get to the other side

Q: Why did the farmer cross the road?

A: To get his animals back

Two!!!

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoiled milk.

Three!!!

Q: What goes oo ooo oooo?

A: A cow with no lips.

Four!!!

Q: What does an invisible man drink?

A: Evaporated milk!

And... Five!!!

Q: What do you call a cow who just recently had its baby?

A: DeCALFinated!


Please, if you have time, read an review my friend's stories: Division Head, AgenStrawberryFields, Caramel Supernova, D Cup, JamboreeHattdog, King Chicco, TheOnly01, dancemeaway, jokienmy... and my sister, JoyToMyWorld!!! They would really like it if you do. ^^

Btw, I'm not really a person who writes that much, but I'm kinda making up a story right now, so I'll publish it if I get enough time to. XD And after I publish it, please R&R!!!

That'll make me really happy!!! And if you don't, I'll have you step on cow poop for the rest of your life!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! ... :P Kidding, but still... R&R.


Thankies soooo much!!!

~JayLovesCows~

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You Are My Friend by JoyToMyWorld reviews
What kind of school is this? Why did the principal accept me into the school even though she knew that I was a princess of a kingdom that was being invaded? She knew that a monster might come and attack the school. Why am I asking you this? Enjoy! **DISCONTINUED**
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,837 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011
To Build Castles In The Air by AgentStrawberryFields reviews
Minerva Fair is a nerdy girl with a simple and boring life. In a twist of fate, Minnie's life changes from being simple and planned to being unpredictable and alarming. Minnie never asked for adventure, but fate doesn't take no for an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2011
La Trahison de Nombreuses by Division Head reviews
When the Norman troops invade a small Anglo-Saxon village, Edith must do all she can to protect her mother. But fate leads her to another path, something she never anticipated to happen.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2011
Calendar Girl by Caramel Supernova reviews
June Carrison is not a big fan of movies. And it doesn't help that her mother is a well-known director. This summer though, all June's plans take a turn for the worse when she meets one of the hottest teen actors of the year.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,888 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010
I'll Be Thinking About You by dancemeaway reviews
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Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011
Enzo: Based On A Not So True Story by Cambeferre reviews
Rose thinks she knows what she wants in life. Get a computer course in MIT and graduate and then move on. Never mind that fantasy of marrying a famous singer and having a son and all. Like that'll ever happen. But that's when she meets him. Her...son.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,619 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010
I'm feeling Angsty by Division Head reviews
Hate is a pretty big word. Oh heck, I'll use it anyway. I hate Periwinkle Short. The everyday life of a very upset and evil teenage girl.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,180 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010
Revenge, It's Contagious by Caffeine Clarisse reviews
Special Agent Duty and his partner, Gordon, receive a fax from the local police. 'Ridgeway High School. Double Homicide.' The problem is...the crime scene is quarantined. Was this just a terrible accident? Or was this retribution?
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,494 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010
Measured Magic by Caramel Supernova reviews
Sabe's Worst Regret Ever: Rubbing an old sardine can and unleashing a very annoying & cocky genie. Sabe's 2nd Worst Regret Ever: Finding that cocky genie unbelievably and irresistably hot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,805 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010
Bread and Butter by AgentStrawberryFields reviews
Twin sisters always get along, right? Not these twin sisters. They have completely different personalities and can't seem to agree on anything. Well, not for long. On their 16th birthday, they learn how to see each others' life from different perspectives
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010
My Prince and I by JamboreeHattdog reviews
In a life of a princess, there's always the game of lies and deception. When Sabine finds out things about her past, even present, how will she deal with them? Can life get any worse when she finds out that what she used to believe in is hardly reality?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,288 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010
Summer Nights by jokienmy reviews
when people get jealous, never make up stories for them to get attention. it's annoying, most especially when that person who is jealous is a close relative of yours. here is a story of getting into a relationship, trust and also family. hop-ya like it
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2010
Till We Meet Again reviews
A little boy and a little girl in the Stonehenge. That's what I always dream of. Suddenly, two boys come into my life, and one of them might possibly be the little boy. But who of them is? ... Please R&R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,779 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011