![]() Author has written 1 story for Romance. Heeey, everyone!!! XD JayLovesCows is here!!! Yaay! Cooows!! If you're wondering why I love cows... Its because they give MILK!!!. XP I loooooove them!!!! Oh, and before I forget, I'm a GIRL. Just so you know... What I like: 1. I looove ANIME!!! Like FMA, Naruto (and Naruto Shippuden), Prince of Tennis, Detective Conan and a bunch more animes!!!! :D And I looove reading MANGAS, too!! 2. I looove JAPAN!!! I love everything about it!!! And anime came from Japan, after all... XD 3. I looove CHOCOLATE!!! And sweet stuff!!! Anything sweet is yummy!!! 4. I looove FOOD!!!!! All kinds of food!!! Yaay!! XD Vegetables, Fruits, ALL FOOD!!! (Well, except liver...) 5. I looove MILK!!! Milk is yummy!!! Milk is good!!! Milk makes you grow taller!!! (that's what people say) 6. I looove RAIN!!! It gets really cold when it rains!!! And sometimes, school gets suspended!!! XD And it gets cloudy too! No sun!! XD 7. I looove CHEMISTY!!!! Its the awesomest subject EVER!!! 8. I looove BOOKS!!! Like Percy Jackson Series, Artemis Fowl Series, Lost Hero, and much, much more!!! XD What I don't like: 1. I don't like SCARY STUFF!!! I don't like scary movies, books, things... anything scary!!!! 2. I don't like SAD STUFF!!! I don't like sad things!!! They make me feel sad and bad after watching or reading them. 3. I don't like BEING UNDER THE SUN!!! Gyaaah!!! The sun is tooo hot!!! :| 4. I don't like NOISY PLACES!!! Its too loud and I feel like my eardrums are gonna explode!!! :| COW JOKES!!! Yaaay!! : One!!! Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side Q: Why did the COW cross the road? A: To get to the other side Q: Why did the sheep cross the road? A: To get to the other side Q: Why did the farmer cross the road? A: To get his animals back Two!!! Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk. Three!!! Q: What goes oo ooo oooo? A: A cow with no lips. Four!!! Q: What does an invisible man drink? A: Evaporated milk! And... Five!!! Q: What do you call a cow who just recently had its baby? A: DeCALFinated! Please, if you have time, read an review my friend's stories: Division Head, AgenStrawberryFields, Caramel Supernova, D Cup, JamboreeHattdog, King Chicco, TheOnly01, dancemeaway, jokienmy... and my sister, JoyToMyWorld!!! They would really like it if you do. ^^ Btw, I'm not really a person who writes that much, but I'm kinda making up a story right now, so I'll publish it if I get enough time to. XD And after I publish it, please R&R!!! That'll make me really happy!!! And if you don't, I'll have you step on cow poop for the rest of your life!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! ... :P Kidding, but still... R&R. Thankies soooo much!!! ~JayLovesCows~ |