Author has written 22 stories for Action, Fantasy, Horror, Life, Humor, Nature, Family, Mythology, Romance, Fantasy, School, Love, and Supernatural.
For those of you that don't know me, I am My Poor Toaster.
Age: Why should I tell you? It changes every year!
Birthday: January 8th.
Gender: I'm. A. Girl. DONE!
Appearance: I'm dirty blonde, and my eyes are bright blue. I am mildly freckled, and am 5' 2". I have dark rectangular glasses that I look totally weird without... which is moderately bad, cuz I'm getting contact lenses. But I kinda suck at putting them in...
Siblings: I have a little sis who is a seventh grader.
Favorite books: The Fault In Our Stars, PJO, Matched, Maximum Ride, The Host, Hunger Games, Unwind, Uglies, Twisted, Harry Potter, One of Those Hideous Books Where the Mother Dies, Candor, Wintergirls. Not in any real order.
Favorite characters: Those of you that know me, I am madly in love with NICO DI ANGELO!!!!!!!!! I also like Fang. A lot.
Least Favorite Characters: Jason, you stink!!!!!!! He replaced Percy!!! BOOOOOOOOO! And Lev from Unwind... he's a snot.
Here is the link to my AWESOME fanfiction.net account: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2967329/max_and_me_in_a_tree
My favorite quotes:
"Tell the truth, or someone else will for you." Stephanie Klein.
"A word to the wise ain't necessary-it's the stupid ones that need the advice." Bill Cosby
"All right, everyone. Line up alphabetically according to your height." Casey Stengal
"Any girl can look glamerous. They just have to stand still and look stupid." Hedy Lamarr
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." Jim Carrey
"We were given two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else for you to find." Anon
"Enjoy life. Think of all the people who passed up dessert on the titanic." Anon
"I can’t swim. I can’t drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?" Dylan Moran
"As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you." Fran Lebowitz
"I’m not so good with the advice… Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" Chandler Bing
"Love isn't finding someone you can live with. It's finding someone you can't live without." Anon
The insane things that me and my classmates say:
"95% of the time, I'm totally right. The other 10%, I'm absolutely wrong." My science teacher
"Rule #1: The teacher is always right. Rule #2: If the teacher is wrong, refer to Rule #1." My science teacher
"If I had somewhere to send you, I would send you there!!!" My English teacher to John Jay.
"Holy Cow, you're all fired." My English teacher to my class (we were being stupid)
"There's nothing in this problem that you don't know." "...except for the whole problem!" My math teacher and Haider
"So does that answer your problem, Will?" "Oh, no. I just...did math weird." My math teacher and Will
"Whoops, I got marker on your pants." "Nah, these aren't my pants." Me and Nick
"How long would it take for a giraffe to throw up?" My friend Asia
"Are you CRYING?!" "Um...no. I just yawned." My friends Shaniya and Alice
"People say that money can't buy happiness...but it can buy marshmallows...isn't that the same thing?" My friend Livie
"Rawr means 'I love you' in dinosaur." Livie.
"Everyone smiles in the same language." A poster in my Home Ec classroom.
Me: "Whoa, Allison, you're a leftie?" Will and Vivian: "No, she's just writing with her left hand... JINX!"
"Some say that you can't live without love... but I think that oxygen is more important."Daniel, my Biffl :3
"How do blind people find the braille?!?"My friend Wade, in a very distressed tone.
"He hid it in his... pants!!!" "But I have no pockets!!!!" John Jay and Daniel
"OMJ... orange my juice!" My friend Zainab
"Dear Santa... I was FRAMED!" A t-shirt.
Glee quotes that need to be added to:
"He's...Sebastian the Criminal Chipmunk!" Santana from Glee
I am currently rather irked at my doc manager, b/c its being all BLEHKERSTEIBLE and going wonky on me :P
And Good Luck getting me to update... unlikelyyyyy...
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