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Author has written 2 stories for Supernatural, and Young Adult.

Well, if you are on my page, you have probably read a review or stumbled upon my story/stories.

Well, bravo to you then and welcome.

Oh, and if you're not a Teen over the age of 15 or a MATURE Adult, don't touch my favorite sections or I will mind-rape your mind & steal your cherry or in guys' cases, I will take your manhood & turn you into my bitch.

Weird Questions To Make You Think, Because I Love To Think:

1.Does the Little Mermaid wear an algae bra?


infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

No, I think Adults enjoy Adultery much much more.

is it possible to have a civil war?

Don't get blood on the nice uniforms, don't smudge the guns & knives, & sit around a table with a cup of tea and speak of philosophy and the problems in the world.

4.If God dropped acid, would he see people?

If God dropped acid, can I do it, too?

I think if God dropped acid, he would see Satan on the moon with the Cabbage Patch Kids.

5.If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Perhaps, if they're really that stupid... or the ditzy kind of blonde.

6.If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

Although they cancel each other out, I don't believe my stomach would get the notice. So no, I would not be hungry.

7.If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

I would have failed to succeed and succeeded to fail!

8.Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?

Obviously, someone who doesn't have a lisp.

9.Why are hemorrhoids called “hemorrhoids” instead of “assteroids”?

Because I do believe there's already something named that. Those giant rocks that rip out of a belt and slam into us from behind.

10.Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?

Because during tourist season, they end up killing themselves or getting into a tragic accident. So really, they just save everyone the trouble by doing it themselves.

11.Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Perhaps it's in that order simply because it rhymes.

12.Where are we going? And what’s with this handbasket?

Silly dear, you have amnesia again. We're going to Fort Knox and stealing whatever gold is left in the gold vault. If there is none, well, we'll take a souvenir from a different vault!

13.If the “blackbox” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash,why isn’t the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?

Because then people wouldn't be afraid of flying and psychologists would lose their jobs. Duh.

14.Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Because not all sour cream is actually sour. It takes time and patience for it to become sour. Otherwise, it's just cream.

15.If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys
and apes?

Because everyone wants to remember where they came from, even if it is from a monkey's ass.

16.The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Hey, ever heard of "I caught Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"?

You're late on that one, dude.

17.I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Played your life! But yeah, you were totally asking for it. Literally.

18.If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

Simply because they want to rub it in our faces that they're special.

19.Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

That would be SWEEETT! Totally should.

20.If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

You stumped me! That certainly is a conundrum. I will have to ponder that while my mute friend swears at his mother & watch her reaction. If she reaches for the bar of soap, I will tell you where it goes.

21.If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

I think if you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, he's going to go Jackie Chan on your ass, confused style.

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Angels in the Dust by LeKat reviews
Disturbed by visions of death and a past she keeps buried deep, Alli's life changes when she sees a pair of wings in the trees. Then Jadin, an ambivalent youth who seems to have stepped out of a quieter time, shows up on her doorstep. Alli has two choices: shun him for his uncivil behavior, or stop and listen to the one person she believes might understand her visions.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 109,770 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/6/2019 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Complete
Living the Dirty Life by Embitterment reviews
I'm a male escort. I do sexual things for money, and I like to think I'm pretty damn good at it. Most of my customers walk away happy, anyway. Complete Story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,963 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Complete
Burning in the Skies by The Original Psycho reviews
Is there anything worse than paying someone to love you? Nick Stephens doesn't think so, but he does it anyway. Slash. One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Complete
Wood Smoke on the Wind by SkylierAutumn reviews
The blood was still warm as he lay against her. She smiled up at the ceiling. His hair smelled of wood smoke. For the first time in days she slept.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Complete
A Reason Why by A-Crimson-Memory reviews
I always thought that my shyness and lack of social skills would lead to a life of loneliness. My life had finally given itself meaning the summer before my junior year when I saw him. M/M Slash. Rated M for sexual scenes
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,435 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
Boy Man by Big Boots Man Of War reviews
"Michael how could you? - "He's 17!" - "Guilty, your Honour" Michael never realised just how much of a pain in the ass Luke would end up being... Literally.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,658 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Complete
bruise by Anabiosis reviews
And one day, maybe in the throes of their disturbed passion, she would collapse onto the bed with the blood boiling beneath her skin and the bruises already forming and there would be no more breath to deny her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Complete
Nowhere by Draco volans reviews
Life sucks. You buy the ticket out. You're used to waking up alone. Where do you go when this changes. Oneshot. Short. MxM slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
I Apologize Even Though It's A Lie by cityskyline at your fingertips reviews
She was the tornado, he was the volcano. Their relationship was a hurricane. A love/hate relationship at its limits. *WARNING: Contains an abusive relationship.*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Complete
And Then I Met Him by L. Arthur reviews
Sebastian longs to find his true soul mate, but love just seems to pass him by. With loneliness lurking in the shadows, he finds comfort in his work. Doing so creates a cycle that's perfect for distraction. That is, until he meets HIM. Slash m/m MATURE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 118,597 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Living With Ghosts by LaughsWithTears reviews
"The ghost was eating a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich. The freaking ghost was eating a freaking peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich. Unbe-freaking-lievable." Malari has a bit of a problem. And he really doesn't want to leave.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
I Hate Feather Pillows by Drips of Blue-Green Turpentine reviews
Kian is just a plain Asshole, and there is no other words to really describe him. Why am I the only lucky one that is stuck dealing with him 24 hours a day? SLASH. Rated for Sex Scenes & Abuse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,200 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
Cat and Mouse by SuperHeroReject reviews
They were never meant for one another.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Complete
Tell You That I Love You by R. E. Winterayne reviews
Heaving a sigh, and batting the hands away from his shoulders to the mattress, he grabbed the tie that dangled on his chest from around the other's neck, hoisting himself up until he was right in the other's face. "You want to know why?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,687 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Complete
Tell Me a Tale of Paranoia by R. E. Winterayne reviews
If you do that, I swear to you that I will leave." He didn't look up. "And if you do that, I'll drag you back here and kill you."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Complete
Dance In The Dark by Lillith-Evans reviews
The tables have turned, we've gotten older and none the wiser. Yet here we are again. In constant agony.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete
Per VicisTrendy Sex Scene by Tiffany Catrine Williams reviews
Based off of two characters from my unpublished novel-Tristan Mitchell/Kendall Koliam.Being best friends since childhood,they have secretly been into each other,but for fear of rejection never admitted it to one another. This is their confrontation scene
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,168 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Complete
Differences by InvalidError reviews
Kal was coming home from college with his girlfriend for spring break. She was going to meet his parents. Unfortunately, a simple milk and eggs run turned into the longest and most horrific month Kal had experienced. He is pushed to his limits, but the farthest limit he reaches is his own sexuality. [Kidnapping, mxm, slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,881 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
Walls by diabla616 reviews
The walls in the boarding-house are thin, thin enough for Robert to hear exactly what's going on next-door and torment himself with it. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Complete
That Special Smile by Wtf-Are-Scrambled-Eggs reviews
TAKEN DOWN FOR EDITING. To everyone reading this: find that special someone. Being alone is only one narrow way of living; it's not what we do in our lives, it's the people we see and connect to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Complete
Punishment by Fictatiousrambler reviews
Kyle has more than one problem in his life, abuse and depression are the least of them, not to mention the new boy and a fair haired delinquent. Slash, yaoi, mxm. Being revised. CHAPTER 22 finally UP! Complete!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,963 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Speak Low, If You Speak Love by touchOFsublime reviews
Sam is a mute; Arthur has never heard him speak a words since they met back in kindergarten, but, with them, words aren't needed anyway. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
Secrets Hidden in Silence EDITED REPOST by Rayne Auster reviews
COMPLETE REPOST My name is Dimitri and I am mute, by choice. Silent to hide a secret black as night, silent to hide the taint upon my soul, the taint left by a serial killer. MM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 137,437 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
Shadow by Lullilt reviews
A shadow has a simple duty that is called upon whenever it's owner moves: Follow. So he does. Rated M: character death, language, suicide, M/M, slash, yaoi whatever you wanna call it. A winner of the November 2008 'Applause Awards'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Friendly Warnings by firestar267 reviews
“I’m serious, pushing aside the fact that we’re best mates for a second, if I’d had the guts then the first time we met, I’d have asked you out and you’d have been rejecting me within minutes. You’re hot Scott. And you’re going to get raped." Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Complete
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Ceruleans & Darkholds reviews
Oliver Sinclair is your average teenage boy. He plays football, all the girls love him, and he just slides by in school. Gwendolyn LaStrange is your typical Freak. Picked on & overlooked. But when she warns him of supernatural dangers, will he listen?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,658 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
Not Good Enough For The Truth In Clichés
Been on the run since they were teens, now they all have problems. One is damaged with a death wish. The 2nd has unrequited love. The 3rd has a plot to end it all. Being on the run isn't as bad as it seems when you have friends like these. Oneshot!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Complete