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Joined 08-10-11, id: 792940, Profile Updated: 04-21-12
Author has written 34 stories for Young Adult, Life, General, Humor, Haiku, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, General, Humor, War, Friendship, Nature, Family, and Love.

Allo Guvna. I'm Emma and I employ my spare time obscurely.

You can find me on the tumbles at shutup-emma.tumblr.com if you are so inclined.

I write things occasionally, fangirl constantly, talk loudly, overuse adverbs continuously, and appreciate the finer points of the English language such as the confusion-dissipating Oxford comma just employed in this sentence.

You can talk to me if you'd like to.

A Song of Circuits by NOAVGC reviews
The story of Matt, who discovers a strange technological sword and an even stranger cyberpunk girl. He soon finds himself thrust into the midst of a corporate conspiracy, whether or not he chooses to believe in its existence.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,947 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Complete
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Small reviews
From space, the Earth looked so insignificant, and she felt even smaller. Loneliness, isolation, wonder.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Complete
yearning for the nonexistent
A short poem explaining how desperately lonely I am. Please someone love me I am so pathetic it kills me. This is a dreaful summary, I apologise. Basically a poem about the little things I want in a relationship.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Complete
Dad reviews
It's Fathers' Day this coming weekend in Australia, and my daddy dearest is very difficult to find presents for. naturally I wrote him a poem. Be proud of me, Dad. Be proud of me.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Complete
Birds
Mapmakers of the high hangings we call the sky.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Complete
Life
Pity those who live without meaning or joy.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Wildfire
In the aftermath of the Black Saturday fires of 2009, I wrote this poem.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Ukulele
Not many people can spell "ukulele", but I wrote a poem about mine being the normal person I am.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Thunder Scream
Angst in power, rage elected, emotions cascading, teenage frustration overflowing.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Plethora reviews
"What's a plethora," a girl in my class asked. "Well," I said, "Let me write a misleading poem to educate you." I honestly don't know what I learned in year nine English. At. All.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Pianoforte
Ebony and ivories were in bliss at his touch.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Metaphor
Looking for confusing, nonsensical babble? You've come to the right place! When asked by my ninth grade English teacher to write a poem about life with a metaphor, I decided that life is a metaphor.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Medusa's Barber reviews
The gorgon gets her hair styled in a series of haikus. I'm not entirely sure either.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Indifference
Frustration and annoyance at people who think differently are here employed as a tool for poetry.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Grief Thoughts
In the aftermath of the tragic death of my best friend's father, this emotive mess spilled out among the tears.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Facebook
Personified and larger than life.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
David
What it means, meant, represented, was, is, has been, will be.
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Concentration Camp reviews
The Jews hung out to dry speak with a single, numb voice.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Bound Emotions reviews
Heptadecisyllabic hurt.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Aurora
Descriptive poem about the Northern Lights or, if you're in my hemisphere, the Aurora Australis . I've jnot seen them, but I would love to.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
A Plaza of Blocks reviews
My ninth grade English teacher got more than what he bargained for: "Write a poem," he said... so I wrote a poem about MarioKart that wasn't immediately obvious it was about MarioKart. What a rebel.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
The Old
A poetic recount of a conversation with a boy from the war, now a saddened survivor in a nursing home.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
the Second Person
You're my second confidant but you never listen. In this ramble-poem, I pull you aside and we have a little tete-a-tete.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Love Affair
...of course not, I'm not capable of an actual relationship. This love affair is with a Macbook in the Qantas Lounge.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
A hatred for all things Year Nine English
As a fourteen-year-old, I tapped out a why-cruel-assessment-task haiku to unleven my frustration. As a procrastinating sixteen-year-old, I uploaded it to this website.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Decay
A 1940's nurse in war-torn Cardiff defends everything she loves, but oh!- she loves too much too often.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
Companionable Sleep reviews
I love my bed - do you? What a silly question, of course you do. An ode, and gentle reminder of duty, to everything bedtime.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
Bubbles reviews
Those effervescent sailors of the breeze.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
The Girl with the Stars on her Fingertips reviews
She carries the night in her hands, leaving everything and everyone in her wake in a giddy daze.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
Them reviews
The Future, after the Ocean War. I'm one of the Few against Them, remembering the old-fashioned way: without the aid of the Michips. Recycling of old ideas; respites are few and far between.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
Empty Stars
Seventeen syllables about the nocturnal lights.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
Harry and Gemma: Afraid of the Drunk
I honestly don't know what our year ten English teacher expected us to bring forward when she asked us to rewrite Hansel and Gretel - certainly nothing as ridiculous as this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
Happygolucky, fancy free
A carefree girl is framed in poem form. Gosh, I do get bored sometimes.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
Dear Body
Typical teenage girl spills her uneasiness of body into poem form.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
Alisha
She's my best friend, and she's completely wonderful. A duo of stories about two characters in my head I employ when I panic in creative writing tasks.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,186 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete