Huff.Puff.Scoff.Bluff
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Joined 08-12-11, id: 793485, Profile Updated: 05-03-15

Hello, fictionpress.com!

Hi. I was (previously) Not.A.Smart.One. The name changed, as I had predicted. It will probably change again. Maybe not. Who knows?

(I don't.)

Now I am Huff.Puff.Scoff.Bluff.

I've been in this website for a long time. More than two years now, actually.

(Don't I feel old?)

I've only decided to take it seriously now.

I'm mostly here for role-playing. Someday, maybe I'll post a story or two, and we'll see how they go.

(But mostly role-playing.)

Please take care of me.

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The End of the Line by Sahara5 reviews
Rebecca and her Uncle are two of the most beloved figures in Victorian high society but they have a secret: they are from the future. When their guardian is attacked and a blackmail letter arrives, they must hurry to preserve the line of Heirs.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,103 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012
The Heir by Sahara5 reviews
A 21st century girl gets sucked back in time to Victorian England. She is taken in by a kind man, and discovers her destiny in a long line of Heirs. Stuck in a different time she must learn to negotiate high society in 19th century London. Please review!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,119 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011
Marina Guerrero and the Terrible, Horrible Date by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. I give every guy a chance but I knew in the first five minutes that I would never date Owen. I was set to make a clean get-away, he didn't even have my number. Of course, things change when you rear-end his car.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,826 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Serenading Selina Sorrentino by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) "You want to be with me, just as much, if not more than I want to be with you." A flicker of something passed over her expression. "I'll get over it."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Pen is Mightier by HurlyBurlyTintamar reviews
Chapter Eight! Betrayed by her best friends, Pen is expelled from her prep school. Now home in Chicago, she has to rediscover how to live her life. But her old life is not as easy to escape as she thought.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,886 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 6/8/2006
When a Jock likes you by jellybeancurd reviews
Isaac’s practically marked you. You’re his property now! So cute!” “Mark? As in…like…vampires!” Well…maybe I read a tad too many fantasy stories. Sue me.“NO! You’re wearing his letterman jacket! And what’s printed behind? His name?" Silence. “I give up. A
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
My name is, Bird by wizkid08 reviews
One-shot. Girl gets transported back to Trojan War. Girl gets captured by Achilles. Girl becomes mad, and, in defensive reaction, sarcastic and stuffy. Girl wants out, pronto.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2006
Creatures of the Night: The Miami WereBat by Tessandra reviews
"So - you're a vampire." "No, I'm a were-bat. What is wrong with you people? Does everything with wings have to be a bloody, arrogant, vamp" The romance of a fascinated young girl and an irritated were-bat. One Shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,146 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005
Across Time and Oceans by Tessandra reviews
She lives two lives; Lissa in 21st century America, and Nahbia in ancient Egypt. As Nahbia she meets a boy doomed to be murdered. A boy she falls in love with; yet to save his life, she will completely change the future; for he is Pharaoh Tutankhamen.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,415 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/5/2004 - Published: 11/24/2002