Author has written 3 stories for Young Adult, Supernatural, and Fantasy. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. ( I prefer the term Black, I mean what is this the 40's! Jk i honestly don't care) I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm a RED HEAD, so I MUST be a souless, ginger. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (i speak my mind very kindly thank you very much!) I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Well...(I'm just kidding I have a lot of gay and bi friends)) I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (did you see my () inside a another set of () I'm boss!) I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. ( has anyone ever seen that superbowl comercial with the M&M's. I didn't know it was tht kinda party! I'm sexy and I kno it.) I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (Does Texas count as southern...I'm going to say yes.) I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (Well... that's rude) I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (My skirts are very classy...hmph!) I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm POOR so I MUST be stupid. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm a GIRL GAMER, so I MUST be ugly, and have no life. (I'm beautiful!) I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (Be who wanna be barbie girl!) I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I don't know what a poser is but... I'm not one!) I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Pshh! Please! I'm awesome by lonely island is my fucking theme song!) I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.(well... I kinda am...BUT THAT'S NOT WHY!) I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (If you can believe it, despite my randomness, if I don't know you, You'll think I'm some quiet loser. If i do know you, you'll know how insane i am) I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Here's my dumb idea of a funny joke. 'roses are green, violets are yellow, this poem doesn't make any sense, refrigerater. Here's another one 'what's green and has wheels? Grass! I lied about the wheels! LOL) I don’t want/need a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (I don't know why but when I read this one my reaction was like 'I LOVE MALES' and my brother was just like 0.o) I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST think I'm better than you. |