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Joined 08-15-11, id: 793943, Profile Updated: 01-04-14
Author has written 5 stories for Romance.

Hey!

I'm a girl in college trying to take my studying seriously and my writing hobby seriously but utterly fails to do so. I kind of like video games, burgers, books and super heroes.

Don't be afraid to talk to me! I'll likely cry, shout, or fangirl with you as well c:

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A Harris Family Christmas by Le Meg reviews
The epic Christmas party that started it all. In a house full of evil Harris progeny and more mistletoe than Santa can shake his fist at, there's nowhere for Adelaide to run.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,541 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Complete
Morrissey Made Me Love Him by throwingstars reviews
He was quiet, brooding and closed off. He sat next to me every class, even following me when I changed seats. He never talked, never looked my way and if it weren’t for that damn Morrissey shirt, I’d have kicked his stalking ass. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Are You My Beta? by not Ross reviews
There are enough writing guides on this site to drown any novice writer (or experienced). But when it comes time for a writer to find a beta reader, nobody knows how to ask. This is a guide designed to give you a basic outline for your next beta request.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Complete
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Waffle No More by Lenni reviews
Wendy the Waffle Girl is now Wendy the I-Couldn't-Give-a-Crap Waitress at a local Italian restaurant during the summer before college, and her quirky sarcasm seems to have caught the attention of cute coworker Vincent. He just might try to ask her out… but not if her wayward boyfriend Max has anything to say about it. /ONE SHOT & follow up to "Leggo My Ego"/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Complete
Scrapyard Sally by Findus reviews
Pinstriped yuppie scumbag Felix Hern is scheming to get his greedy lily-whites on Sally's debt-ridden scrapyard. But Sally Sullivan eats snooty city-boys for breakfast. Or she would, if he weren't already all over her bacon. * Featured on A DROP OF ROMEO, SKoW WINNER - Round 12: Best MC portrayal (Judges' Pick), Round 13: Best lover's spat (Judges pick)& Best villain (runner up)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,228 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011
Leggo My Ego by Lenni reviews
So, I threw a waffle at the biggest asshole in the school. He would have walked off without incident, but I just had to ask him, "Would you like some syrup with that?" ONE SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Complete
Girls, Boys, and Other Enigmas by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Third Wheelish by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "So...you ever feel third-wheelish around them?" "Just a bit, yeah." "Do you want to feel third-wheelish together?" "...Wouldn't that just make us a separate pair of wheels?" He smiles, "Exactly."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,659 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Complete
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
Chasing Mr Darcy by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) Once upon a time, we met. And for me, that was happily ever after.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,699 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
Serenading Selina Sorrentino by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) "You want to be with me, just as much, if not more than I want to be with you." A flicker of something passed over her expression. "I'll get over it."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
The Eleventh Annual Hide Or Die Summer Challenge by Le Meg reviews
The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
The Princess and the Soon To Be Eunuch by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] Charlie is a girl in a punk band, and Ink is a guy who dislikes girls in punk bands. Still, she has vivid threats involving piano wire prepared for whenever he calls her pet names, so maybe there's some room for exception in her case.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Just for Glory by Imaginary Parachute reviews
COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE Amazing what occurs when witty bad boy Donovan makes a bet to seduce sarcastic good girl Piper. Follow the story of their intertwined existence through high school as lessons are learned and relationships forged. EDIT IN PROCESS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,044 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
Toilet Humour by tawnyfawn reviews
ONE-SHOT. Is it possible to meet your soul mate through graffiti in a public toilet?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/26/2006
Ten Rides by tawnyfawn reviews
ONE-SHOT. Ever fallen in love with a boy at a bus stop, who you've never talked to? (It's called bus-stop-boy syndrome.)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2006
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Manifesto reviews
My super alter ego is tasked with the mission of snooping the lives of the three most elite boys in my University, or more commonly known as the Big Three. But boys looking like fashion models from Seventeen magazine? No, thank you. Except...there is something a little off about them. And I'm going to find out what's what.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,945 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014
Heart Bender
ONESHOT. It was almost 2014, and I stole my so-called pretend boyfriend's girlfriend's fake pearls. And if that wasn't bad enough, John Bender pestering me about it was going to dent the trunk lid I was sitting on even more. Oh, 2013.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Complete
David Exactly reviews
2013 SKoW Winter Prompt #1 challenge: "You sent your best friend a postcard with a picture of a marijuana leaf on it?""I thought it looked like a maple tree leaf! Like in Canada!"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Complete
Cockroach reviews
(ONESHOT) "I hated cockroaches for a long time. I hated Jack Cross for a long time. Therefore, Jack Cross was a cockroach, and definitely for a long time. It was a simple property, really, but then the tables turned, and I don't know what exactly Jack Cross was now. "
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,193 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Complete
Seven Minutes in Heaven reviews
(ONESHOT) "Seven Minutes in Heaven" isn't exactly a game living up to the name it bears. For Marisa Sloan, that is.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Complete