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Joined 08-15-11, id: 793982, Profile Updated: 02-11-13
Author has written 14 stories for General, Life, Supernatural, General, Fantasy, Young Adult, Essay, Biography, Humor, and Love.

Hi! I'm curligurl0896. And if you are reading this on February 11, 2013 (or sometime after) then obviously, I've updated my profile. (It actually looks just like my fanfiction account, which is under the same username, if you were curious.)

About me?

Sex: Female

Age: Why would I tell anyone that?

Fav. Color: Purple

Hobbies: Reading, mostly. I almost never watch TV (although I'm willing to make exceptions for Invader Zim and Doctor Who)

Some of my favorite quotes/moments (I have too many to count. But then again, I can't exactly say they're my favorite, can I?):

Ms. Bitters: Any questions?

Dib*raises hand*

Ms. Bitters: Any questions that don't have to do with lunatic ideas that Zim is an alien?

Dib*puts hand down*

(Invader Zim Pilot Episode)

Gir: But I need tacos! I need them or I will explode. That happens to me sometimes.

(Invader Zim episode "Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain")

Zim: With my mighty fists of horror and unstoppable cruelty, I am the tool of destruction, vengeance, and fury!

Sergeant Hobo 678:I only asked for your name!

(Invader Zim episode "Hobo 13")

Red: As if anyone would dare go up against the Massive.

Purple: Yeah, that is pretty funny. HEY!!! SOMEONE'S MAKIN' DONUTS!

Tallests cheer*

(Invader Zim episode "Backseat Drivers from Beyond The Stars")

Tenth Doctor: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a nonlinear, nonsubjective veiwpoint it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey... stuff.

(Doctor Who episode "Blink")

Dalek: You are superior in only one aspect!

Cyberman: What is that?

Dalek: You are better at dying!

(Doctor Who episode "Doomsday")

Dib:(after breaking a pencil in half and shoving the bottom half up his nose) Ms. Bitters? I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse?

Ms. Bitters: How far, Dib?

Dib: (looks down at pencil half in his nose) Pretty far.

(Invader Zim episode "Dark Harvest" Don't ask me why I like that quote. I just do)

“Now, come over here so I can pat you down."
"But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure."
He stood next to the armless statue. Terminus conducted a rigorous mental pat down.
"You seem to be clean," Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?"
"Yes," Percy said. "I declare that this is stupid.”

(Heroes of Olympus book 2 The Son of Neptune)

“Gabe scratched his double chin. "Maybe if you hurry with the seven-layer dip...And maybe if the kid apologizes for interrupting my poker game."
Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot, I thought. And make you sing Soprano for a week.”

(Percy Jackson and the Olympians book 1 The Lightning Thief)

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"He is there, and he is beautiful."
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Published: 9/1/2016
Raven's Blood reviews
When Jessica Calloway finds herself buried alive, she can't help but panic. But after she finds her way to the surface, things only get worse. She is accused of a crime she didn't commit by an authority she never knew existed. With a gorgeous brooding boy and a sister she thought was dead, Jessica, now Raven, finds herself in the middle of a war against what has been for centuries.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,356 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 3/29/2014
Destined To Fall reviews
Sequel to Born To Fly. The curse may be broken, but the struggle is far from over. A shocking new discovery results in a frightening alliance and has the potential to turn the tides in Orris's favor. And Astrid now carries within herself the catalyst to the salvation- or possibly the downfall- of the Avian race...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,230 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 7/6/2014
Short Story Collection reviews
This is just a compilation of all my short stories. I will also be accepting ideas for future prompts. Rated T for now, although some stories may be rated differently.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013
Born To Fly reviews
Astrid has always dreamed of flying. But when she finds feathers growing from her back, she is more than surprised. She soon finds out she is part of a race of winged people- a race almost extinct as a result of the destruction of their land. With the help of her new friends Lindsey and Zane, she will embark on a quest to save their land before it's too late. For Camp NanoWrimo.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,353 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Complete
Books I recommend reviews
This is for all of those bibliophiles, because I am one too.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012
An Author's Problems reviews
A depiction of one of the many problems that authors run into. Written for humorous purposes. Rated T for minor swearing.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Complete
Try to remember reviews
Who am I? Well, that's the problem. I don't know. I can't remember a single thing about my life. But something must have happened the night before I forgot. Something...horrible.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011
My diary reviews
All of this is true.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012
All That We've Been Through reviews
Drama ensues when five teenagers get lost in the forest.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2012
Dreamscape reviews
Dreamscape- the realm where anything and everything can happen. But soon, people start getting trapped there, and the simple question is: Why?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2012
On the light of the full moon reviews
A story describing what a werewolf goes through when it's a full moon.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Complete
Normal doesn't exist reviews
Technically, if you think about it, it doesn't.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Complete
No one listens reviews
Why can't anyone hear me?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Complete
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