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Hiya! this is StormWarning18! i wanted to say thanks for visiting my page and I've got some major explaining to do to those who read my story religiously and I love you all that doo :D Um so i'm actually in my first year of college now! While i love to read and write as of late i haven't even had the time to read much less write a new chapter to my own story. i have a new special treat! It's a new story, an this one takes me out of my comfort zone because instead of a strong female lead its gonna be a from a Male's point of view. You see i just recently got my heart broken, an its gonna take a bit to get over it but thanks to some really good friends and a great guy, im doing alright. The "Lyric" of my Chemicals react story was an actual person in real life to me. An he left me because i was "to young." Then two- three days later he asked out a girl only four months older than me. I was devastated, but i let it roll right off my shoulders and i worked towards being ok with the guy im talking to now... it wasn't so hard because i liked him before me and "lyric" broke it off. An now when "lyric" sees all the photos up of me smiling while im in the arms of... well lets just call him "Aaron". Suddenly "Lyric" is telling me why he left an why he's with who he's with now, an how he doesn't like seeing me with someone else but how there is still, More than Miles and Miles to go. So this story is a two type of lead male story, where "Aaron", and "Lyric" are my leads and well see just how my life unfolds right? The story will be called "More than Miles." So keep an eye out for it!! :D

"Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes. She has problems with closet space because she has too many books. Date a girl who has a list of books she wants to read, who has had a library card since she was twelve.

Find a girl who reads. You’ll know that she does because she will always have an unread book in her bag.She’s the one lovingly looking over the shelves in the bookstore, the one who quietly cries out when she finds the book she wants. You see the weird chick sniffing the pages of an old book in a second hand book shop? That’s the reader. They can never resist smelling the pages, especially when they are yellow.

She’s the girl reading while waiting in that coffee shop down the street. If you take a peek at her mug, the non-dairy creamer is floating on top because she’s kind of engrossed already. Lost in a world of the author’s making. Sit down. She might give you a glare, as most girls who read do not like to be interrupted. Ask her if she likes the book.

Buy her another cup of coffee.

Let her know what you really think of Murakami. See if she got through the first chapter of Fellowship. Understand that if she says she understood James Joyce’s Ulysses she’s just saying that to sound intelligent. Ask her if she loves Alice or she would like to be Alice.

It’s easy to date a girl who reads. Give her books for her birthday, for Christmas and for anniversaries. Give her the gift of words, in poetry, in song. Give her Neruda, Pound, Sexton, Cummings. Let her know that you understand that words are love. Understand that she knows the difference between books and reality but by god, she’s going to try to make her life a little like her favorite book. It will never be your fault if she does.

She has to give it a shot somehow.

Lie to her. If she understands syntax, she will understand your need to lie. Behind words are other things: motivation, value, nuance, dialogue. It will not be the end of the world.

Fail her. Because a girl who reads knows that failure always leads up to the climax. Because girls who understand that all things will come to end. That you can always write a sequel. That you can begin again and again and still be the hero. That life is meant to have a villain or two.

Why be frightened of everything that you are not? Girls who read understand that people, like characters, develop. Except in the Twilight series.

If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are.

You will propose on a hot air balloon. Or during a rock concert. Or very casually next time she’s sick. Over Skype.

You will smile so hard you will wonder why your heart hasn’t burst and bled out all over your chest yet. You will write the story of your lives, have kids with strange names and even stranger tastes. She will introduce your children to the Cat in the Hat and Aslan, maybe in the same day. You will walk the winters of your old age together and she will recite Keats under her breath while you shake the snow off your boots.

Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.

Or better yet, date a girl who writes."

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b-ahem-brat
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to he-double hocky sticks.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to h

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a w
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a w
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a s.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking w.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible s.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fu them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small p
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling b
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a w myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS-DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN-GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm a tomboy SO I must be LESBIAN
I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be athletic

a few things to know about me:

my age is noneya (none of ya damn business that is) XD

i love to read and write, my passions are art, soccer, and music

my hobbies are playing Soccer, Softball, Snowbording, Reading, and Writing

I tend to put some of my life into my stories, which i guess it make me feel a litte better. i have a strait forward type personality, i tell you whats on my mind, and if you ask my oppion i give it. My fav bands are Hollywood Undead, Mayday Parade, and escape the fate. fav song at the moment is I almost do By Taylor swift. i also right on Fanfic, but doesnt everyone? My name on fanfic is SoToxic as well if your interrested check it out :) if not its fine by me...

I also write on Fanfiction, ive been on there for a few years... if any of you are intrested in reading some of those i'll post the link to my page below

be sure to check it out lol...

oh and i just so happen to love my ex... even if I'm trying to move on. There isn't a day that goes by that i don't think about him..


Fav Animes: Bleach, Naruto, Blood, Digimon, Inuyasha, Sailor Moon, One Peice, Prince of Tennis, MAR, Trinity Blood, Fullmetal Alchemist, Avartar, and others that I can't think of at the moment...

Fav Movies: Harry Potter (all 6), Garfield (1&2), Ice Age (1,2&3), Titanic, Night at the Museum (1&2), Bruce Almighty, Eragon, Shrek (1&2&3), Home Alone (1&2), Lord of the Rings (all 3), Pirates of the Caribbean (all 3), Spider-Man (all 3), Herbie, Longest Yard, The Shaggy Dog, The Ledgend of Zorro, Eight Below, Balto (all 3), Click, Flushed Away, Mr.Deeds, Happy Gilmore, The Prince and Me, Air Bud, Star Wars (all of them), and many more...

Fav Books: Harry Potter series, Big Mouth; Ugly Girl, Olivia Kidney, Out of Order, The Rope Trick, Twilight Saga and meny meny more...

Fav TV Shows: MoonLight, Ghost Whisperer, Grounded for Life, Sabrina, Zoey 101, Hannah Montanna, the bad girls club, comedy central, Total drama world tour, and that's about it... for now

Fav Cartoons: Scooby Doo, Fairy Godparents, Chaotic, Kim Possible, Teen Titans, Ed Edd and Eddy, Pink Panther, Tak and the Power of Juju, Sky Land, My Life as a Teenage Robot, and more...

Likes: Pizza, Taccos, Ice Cream, Soccer, Softball, Hockey, Football, Red, Indigo, Silver, Black, Dogs, Cats, Checkers, Monopoly, and much more...

Dislikes: tomatos(hate them entirly), mushrooms, pink(unless its hot pink), basketball, kikyo(shes that bitch from Inuyasha), and 8 of the girls in my grade.

Fav Parings: InuKags (Inuyasha), NaruHina (Naruto), SakuSai (Naruto), SasoSaku (Naruto), SasuSaku (Naruto), IchiRuki (Bleach), UryuuHime (Bleach), SayaSolomon (Blood Plus), SayaHagi (Blood Plus), ToshKarin (bleach)


someday someone will walk into your life and you'll realize why it never worked out with anyone else.

when life gives you lemons throw them at people=)

when life gives you lemons make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Good friends will comfort you when a guy rejects you,but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"

A friend ask for food while A best friend raids the fridge.

A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be somewhere else.

Mine and my friends Quotes

Mine- If I see you smile I get weak in the knees, and when you look at me I could absolutely melt in the very spot i'm standing in. But i know that you probably don't feel the same, but I will now and forever love you.

I would say i'm falling in love with you but that would be a lie... Cause I'm not just falling for you I'm already their, just waiting for you to look my way and see me, notice me, and maybe even fall in love with me to.

Girl: ok so i like you so what?

Boy: you like me?

Luner Surface shepherding space-crafted, the moon's south pole Lilac moon powerful falls out of the sky, water ice hidden perpetual darkness, frigidness moon ice crater shadows.

My friends-I need to know why you don't understand me. I can't understand you one moment you say you love me then in the next you go and call another girl like i mean nothing to you at all. Even tough all i do is try to love you, you just keep asking to much of me and when i say no you go belstic like you don't even know me.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.
or if you smiled at one of these things.

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15. Swat at flies that don't exist.

16. Tell people that you can see their aura.

17. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27. Bring a plastic blow up doll and pretend it is your wife/girlfriend and say "Don't yell at me woman!" and throw her into the wall.

28. While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAGGGGHHHH !! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!" for no apparent reason.

29.when the doors close after someone gets off whisper 'i love you' then blow kisses

30. At the highest floor, keep the door open, explaining that you've dropped a penny down the shaft, and you refuse to close the door, unless you hear it go "plink" at the bottom.

31. Press the emergency button while in between floors, and say your imaginary friend did it, then start screaming there's an emergency.

32. Standing in a corner of the elevator, with your face to the wall, moving left or right and quickly back and forth in front of you (around the pevic area), making grunting noises.

33. Make sure you're making out with your lover when the door opens, then say, "Oops, how careless. You want in?"

34. Pretend you have to pee and hop around the elevator with one hand between your pants>

35. When you leave the elevator yell "Damn thing keeps shaking!"

36. Pretend to pick your nose in front of everybody and then press all the buttons.

37. Take pictures of people and tell them its for a new porn magazine.

38. Play fast-draw-pistol cowboy with your hands and shoot at the people.

39. Press door close when someones walking in.

40. Put post its on each elevator reading "OUT OF ORDER" and put a post it on the door to the stairs reading "WET PAINT"

41. Wait until the elevator gets really crowded. Then make your hand into a gun shape, hold it up in front of you and start singing or humming the"Mission Impossible Theme".

42. Face the opposite direction when the doors open. Then get angry and say they are broken.

43. Bring one of those gigantic boom boxes and start free style rapping and challenge everyone who gets on to a rap battle.

44. Take out a bag filled with crushed up leafs and try to sell them "the good stuff".

45.Take your shoes off and put them in a corner. Put your kneecaps in the holes of the shoes, so your legs are balanced against the wall (but behind you, so you look really tiny.) Have a person come in, ask them for the top floor, and comment on how nice their ankles look.

46.Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral
stand in the back when it is really crowded then groan and say "damn motion sickness"
When you get to your floor attempt to pull open the doors, then act embarrassed when they open on their own.

47.Announce your plans to commit suicide to everyone that walks in to the elevator and how you want to take down as many people as you can before you do it.

48. When somebody pushes a button, say in a little voice "don't touch me there!"

Alright so it's really 48 things you can do in an elevator... lol

Up and coming stories!!!

Chemicals React:“I’m just as confused as you are right now.” He shouted as he grabbed my by my shoulders, and watched as the tears fell from my eyes. When I finally got the courage up to look him in the eye again all I could say was… “Then just trust me….”

All the Pieces of a Puzzle: It was the first day of my travels and the last day of my old life; all the pieces have been laid out before me, now ill i have to do is decide what pieces go together. "I cant wait to see the picture they make."

Just a Friend of Mine:He was my first best friend, we had known each other sense we were in dippers. Literally seeing as he was only 10 days older than me, the one thing i could never forget no matter how much i wanted to... but when i moved away all those years ago i never imagined finding him again Much less 8 years later... and suddenly he’s not just the little boy that was my annoying bestfriend, no he had definitely done puberty right...

My Kind of Hero:I dont need a superman, you dont have to take my hand and fly me anywhere i wanna go, you dont have to read my mind and tell me everything i want to hear... All i want is someone who will be there for me when i need that extra hand to keep me from falling down, someone that can be my kind of a hero

Cupids arrow: "That night i saved what i believed to be a boy, a vary awkward boy whos temper made him strong. Now i face a woman more beautiful then the stars."

Bite Me: Two enemies, one night, one party, and a game of seven minutes in heaven…. What could possibly go wrong?

well thats about it for now... bye!

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Be Still My Heart by Destiny1406 reviews
"Kiss me," he repeated."Why the hell would I do that?" I asked."You are sexy as hell when you're angry." "I'm not kissing you," I said when he stopped a foot away."I think you will. And you wanna know the best part?" he asked."No." "You're going to like it so much that you're going to think about it for the rest of the night." Before I could even reply, his lips were on mine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,615 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 1/26/2013
On the Accidental Wings of Dragons by Anwedragon reviews
Locked in a dungeon, Michael Duncan's only hope lies wrapped in a bundle of cloth tossed at his feet. One kiss and his life is changed forever. Carissa Markel doesn't know who this man chained to the wall is, but he's her only chance for escape. One choice, made in desperation, sends them both running for his life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Complete
A Brilliant Mistake by XxCliche-SpicexX reviews
Rox has made a terrible mistake. After a heavy night drinking she wakes up to find she's slept with her brother's best friend, the guy she says she dislikes. She just can't figure out what made her do it... Reviews returned
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,921 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 4/14/2012
You Should Have Chose ME by saemah reviews
Tatiana Fiori was being forced to marry the boy she loved, but it was for business reasons. Being overweight and constantly looked down on, Logan Henderson refuses to. What happens when in the end she's a Yale graduate and became a Victoria's Secret model, and was needed to help run the company. With playboy billionaire Logan Henderson of course?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 77,791 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Complete
Not By Blood by ilikedaisychains reviews
"You can't kiss me!" I gasped as I pushed him away, "We're practically related!" He shrugged, "Not by blood," before he decided to continue mauling my face and somehow, have me return the gesture. Oh boy, I guess the whole 'step-sibling' thing is effectively ruined.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,363 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011
Alpha's Bond by Safe Haven reviews
After collapsing one day, Makayla Sutton wakes up in a hospital surrounded by her mom, stepdad, stepbrother and long time crush. It's happened before but this time is different. This time, she finds out more about her heritage and past. Is it for the better? Or will she be hunted down?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,892 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012
My Best Friends Brother by Nita The Scene reviews
"Thanks to you I couldn't buy the last CD! I hope your happy!" I folded my arms and glared at the very attractive guy. "I wanted it too, but now neither one of us has it! Do you always mess people's days up, or are you new at this? Because your doing a great job!" He shouted.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,270 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011
Her Reason by itsaMAYbe reviews
A talented dancer Clara Shale wins a scholarship to a prestigious art school located outside of the city. With this, she is finally able to fulfill her dreams of becoming a professional dancer and most importantly do what her ex-best friend, Talon Gray, had done to her - leave. But that unforgettable face of his appears at her school's hallways. Full Summary Inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,043 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 8/9/2010
My Roommate's Shoes by Shredforme reviews
COMPLETE / They were too small to be a guy's shoes. I was so sure of this. So imagine my surprise when I ran into him... while topless. I might have to kill myself now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 92,742 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
The One by izzi-scarlett reviews
Sophie never knew that the night she was being chased by her 'boyfriend' would change her life, sorry I suck at summeries! Read to find out what happens!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012
The Opposite of Love Isn't Hate by Michelle1236 reviews
He's famous and popular but she hates him. She's from a small town with only one friend but he can't seem to stop thinking about about her. One day they both wake up to the same day that they've already lived through. Now the 2 teenagers have to live the same day over and over again forever unless they fall in love and kiss. *Complete* *Taken Down*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Complete
Getting to Know Him by multicrazybabygirl reviews
Abigail recently broke up with her boyfriend because she wants a child. Yet, he doesn't. She decides to go to a sperm bank. But, what happens when the donor of the sperm decides he wants to met his first child? She'll have to put up with him for 9 months.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,055 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Complete
That Stupid Lego Block by livesimply reviews
5 over-protective brothers. 2 amazing best friends. Maybe throw in a hot guy who just happened to be her brother's best friend. Oh, and don't forget that stupid Lego block... ORIGINALLY HIDDEN AFFECTIONS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011
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Chamicals React reviews
"I'm just as confused as you are right now." He shouted as he grabbed me by my shoulders, and watched as the tears fell from my eyes. When I finally got the courage up to look him in the eye again all I could say was… "Then just trust me…."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 7/11/2012
Kindred Spirits
She was just a simple girl, that had a hard time blending in no matter how hard she tried. He was just the guy that couldn't stand out even when he wanted to. When they meet and fall in love its perfect right? Wrong, through out all the ages over an over again these two meet in every lifetime. Perfect kindred spirits, perfectly fated to love each other always, yet always fall apart
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,237 - Published: 11/3/2014