Joined 08-19-11, id: 794795, Profile Updated: 03-18-17
Author has written 11 stories for Romance, Action, Thriller, Fantasy, Historical, and Essay.
Things I dig in fiction : tight-fitting suits, insecurities, slow burn, manly tears, underdogs, heroism, a strong moral compass, unrequited love Things I don't dig in fiction : promiscuity, bashing female characters, fallacies, strawmen, classism, mindless smut, shitty character motivations
I never thought it would go this far. I never thought you'd actually believe this whole thing. I stopped wanting to hurt you, now I only want to hurt myself. I didn't mean to fall in love with you. I'm so sorry. (A "catfishing" scheme goes much further than Paxton, a gay high school student, ever intended when he actually falls for Noah Bradley. MxM with full warning inside.)
Jackson's civilized. He dreads the wilderness in Marek. Marek's a lot more domesticated than Jackson thinks he is -- he's a sophisticated chef -- and would like nothing more than to be tamed by Jackson. Slash, if you care.
Recovering bulimic Isaac and his drug-dealing boyfriend Vaughn just moved to the crumbling city of Pittsburgh, hoping for a change in scenery. It's where Isaac meets his landlord, Omar, whose main passion is breeding and selling tarantulas and snakes online. Is Omar could be the panacea to Isaac's crazy, messed-up life? M/M
Topol's just passing through, on his way to a sunnier place. Gustis takes him in, and takes him out, and suddenly Topol sees the light. Slash, if you care. Ominous rumbles of racism through the streets, and other scary things. Also: green parts. And mysterious trees. One-shot!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2012
So there I was, ready to relinquish my crush on this guy, when he suddenly decides to - get this - interview me to decide if I can have a relationship with him! The sheer arrogance of it! Somehow I'm not sure I'm interested anymore... Slash.
Biomes School isn't Mickey's last chance: it's his only chance to get out of Gate and stay out of jail. He thinks he can save the birds. Smiling Jacinto, serious student, thinks he can save Mickey. Slash, if you care: SF boarding school story.
Meet me - David – a jittery student nurse who thought entering a roommate carer scheme was a brilliant idea. Meet Ryan – skate-punk extraordinaire with a penchant for chucking himself off vert ramps. In his wheelchair. Oh Lordy, that's got to hurt. Slash
Chapter one: In which I kvetch about uncompelling writing. And introduce the words girliphobia and girliphilia. Chapter two: In which I give acgtually good advice about point of view and related issues.
Sequelish to FrankInLove: Greg, Dracula's dark, menacing, socially retarded eldest son, finally finds romance. That is, after he gets over his intimacy issues, adopts a dragon, and helps save a monster orphanage. MM, WIP, other acronyms.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,761 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007
Alexander starts texting a nameless guy from school. He might've lied about the fact that he doesn't have boobs. Consequently, he might be crushing hard on a straight guy. Slash, catfishing, all the good stuff.
Naruto, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, Harry Potter, Fifty Shades of Grey, Intouchables, Saezuru Tori wa Habatakanai, The Vow, Maleficent, Ruby Sparks, Claymore, Rihanna, Frozen and more. I rant in vague essay format, because this pent-up rage is killing me.
A masked hero roams the streets late at night, looking for people to save and asses to kick. Josh makes it his objective to know everything about the man, falling madly in love in the process. Slash, action, violence, slow burn.
Mason could still vividly remember the hours he'd spent with his father, watching romance movies, talking about mommies and daddies and love and why daddy did the cooking and the cleaning instead of mommy, but actually it should have been a mommy and not a daddy. And then there was Thomas, daddy's best friend. Slash.
Small Pie is an angry guy. Mainly because he's partly deaf. Partly because not hearing sucks. And mostly because, despite the obvious signs, that dumbass from the grocery store just doesn't get it. Slash.
Enter the diary of Theodore Smith: dedicated Christian, white-collar-worker, shop owner, animal lover and overall philanthropist. He's also gay, but that's not an issue. Theodore is convinced that abstinence is the answer to all hard questions. Slash.
Matthew grew up in an attic surrounded by books. He's convinced there is nothing Out There for him, nothing he'd ever want. When due to circumstances beyond his will and control, he is finally freed and thrown into college, Matthew is forced to reconsider.
In the secluded Land of Rice Paddies, a small countryside village seeks the help of a young hunter to track down and slay the ruthless beast Momotarou. That devilish, ruthless Monster, is me. Mythical.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,721 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013
Marcoh has a hard time having to share his most precious person with this world's biggest country. Then again, Roman wouldn't be Roman if it wasn't for his stringent insistence that Russia is, without a doubt, the most splendid place on earth. Slash.