Naruto, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, Harry Potter, Fifty Shades of Grey, Intouchables, Saezuru Tori wa Habatakanai, The Vow, Maleficent, Ruby Sparks, Claymore, Rihanna, Frozen, Catfish, Sherlock, Get Out, Power Rangers, Netflix and Death Note, Kuoshitsuji and more. I rant in vague essay format, because this pent-up rage is killing me.

Gabriel, a timid university student, has spent years pining after his crush. He thinks Alexandra is too busy being loved by all to notice his one-sided feelings. Alexandra is happy to keep him in the dark. Atypical romance, nerdy guy/popular girl, some emotional manipulation.

The King was sat between the two gates.

Alexander starts texting a nameless guy from school. He might've lied about the fact that he doesn't have boobs. Consequently, he might be crushing hard on a straight guy. Slash, catfishing, all that jazz.

Two gangsters strike a deal against the backdrop of the nightly harbour scene. Slash, mafia.

A masked hero roams the streets late at night, looking for people to save and asses to kick. Josh makes it his objective to know everything about the man, falling madly in love in the process. Slash, action, violence, slow burn.

Mason could still vividly remember the hours he'd spent with his father, watching romance movies, talking about mommies and daddies and love and why daddy did the cooking and the cleaning instead of mommy, but actually it should have been a mommy and not a daddy. And then there was Thomas, daddy's best friend. Slash.

Small Pie is an angry guy. Mainly because he's partly deaf. Partly because not hearing sucks. And mostly because, despite the obvious signs, that dumbass from the grocery store just doesn't get it. Slash.

Sebastian only wanted Gideon for a playmate. He soon discovered Jews just aren't friendship material. Slash, Nazi Germany.

Enter the diary of Theodore Smith: dedicated Christian, white-collar-worker, shop owner, animal lover and overall philanthropist. He's also gay, but that's not an issue. Theodore is convinced that abstinence is the answer to all hard questions. Slash.

Matthew grew up in an attic surrounded by books. He's convinced there is nothing Out There for him, nothing he'd ever want. When due to circumstances beyond his will and control, he is finally freed and thrown into college, Matthew is forced to reconsider.

In the secluded Land of Rice Paddies, a small countryside village seeks the help of a young hunter to track down and slay the ruthless beast Momotarou. That devilish, ruthless beast, is me. Mythical.