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What does words mean to you? Bonjour, salud, goodbye, hello, paalam. These words are a part of my entire being. It's like having cancer without the complications and death. Or maybe it does give you complications and death. Words are different to everyone of us. Bonjour everyone.


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Note To Self: Learn Social Skills by QueenofRoses reviews
Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
The Inexplicable State of Being There by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,291 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Ugly Duckling Turned Swan by farryn reviews
She was a chubby, awkward outcast bullied by the mean students of Ashwood Academy. Their King -although handsome and rich- was the cruelest, and drove her away. Now Savannah is back, more beautiful than ever, and ready to exact revenge. *DISCONTINUED*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 10/23/2007
The Mascot and Her Quarterback by StreetsOfGold reviews
"Please, just get me out of this damn catsuit!" Matt slowly pulled the down the zipper, stopping just above my hips. "Um, Iz" He stuttered. "You don-you don't have anything—" It was then that I remembered I was only in my bra and underwear. OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Complete
Nothing But Net by Yuzuki15 reviews
"If I can make a half court buzzer shot... you'll have to kiss me."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Complete
The Essence of Not Falling in Love by thebrownie reviews
Never make bets with the devil. Especially if the devil is an exceptionally handsome sophomore who may or may not like you...Whoever said these are the best years of my life needs to be bare butt spanked in front of my school. Then we'll chat. REMOVED! UNDERGOING EDITS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
The Way I See It by theKnobblyKneedWriter reviews
ONESHOT. "You're kind of great too." He said at last, leaning even closer so his beautiful eyes were all I could see. "In fact, I like you quite a bit."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Complete
Girls, Boys, and Other Enigmas by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
I'm Keeping On The Jacket by Mailai reviews
You can stand there with your scowly face, your authorative red shorts, and your man muscles, but I am not taking off this jacket. One Shot. Rated for minor language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,449 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Complete
The Bleachers by justmaybe reviews
One-shot. Emma met Tyler freshmen year of high school while sitting next to each other on the bleachers in gym class. From the moment he introduced himself, she knew she was a goner. With that ridiculous smile of his, how could she resist?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Complete
Taking matters into your own hands by surprise butt secks reviews
He didn't want anyone to know about us because he was the big bad business man. I had had enough and just wanted someone who wouldn't be humiliated of me. ONE SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,454 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Complete
Hero Complex by jamaninja reviews
In a fit of sudden heroism, Miriam Porter saved a little girl from certain death. But the girl turned out to be the president's daughter. So now who's going to save Miriam from falling in love with the president's sexy son? Oh, shenanigans...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,624 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Just a Kiss by The Composer reviews
She loved me and I knew it. Still, I was leaving. I didn't deserve her. She would gain nothing from me. Still, she stood there. Waiting for me. Waiting for me to do something, anything. -Rated for deep thoughts and required level of comprehension.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Complete
Elbows For Wings by baited with hypotheses reviews
"Everything about you is wooden," you called out to her, and laughed in your own futile silence, "Matryoshka doll with your red cheeks! Peeling one layer at a time…And never finding what's at the bottom." For August WCC. Loss of innocence in 1800s Manila.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Complete
My Personal Human Thermos by White Rose Blossom reviews
"Move your hand an inch in any direction and you're dead meat. You're mine for the night." They were the first words I had ever said to him. What I never realized is just what those words would lead to... oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
The Postit Girl by Aurora Corona reviews
-'TINY'. That's what Chase finds scrawled across a post-it stuck on his genitals after a one-night stand. The moment Lauralee Collins walked into the picture, he knew that she would wreak havoc on his life... and heart. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Complete
Senior Ditch Day by Phemonoe reviews
It was Senior Ditch Day, and I was probably the only senior attending school today, except him - he's here for his detention. Or at least, that's what he told me. OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Complete
Confessions of a Sex God's Girlfriend by aileenrose reviews
For dating a Edward Cullen wannabe, I'm remarkably unhappy. And there's always his perfectly normal, perfectly hot roommate to consider...ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
Mopeds Come in Pink by Jemia reviews
The boy was gorgeous. Slap his face on a Calvin Klein underwear ad and I swear, those boxers would sell. It's just too bad we attended rival schools. Contact was off-limits. But then again, he had never been big on following rules...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,969 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
Saturdays by Liya Smith reviews
I used to hate Saturdays. Then I met Ms. Hartman and became her supposed guardian angel. She decided then and there that the only way to repay me was by setting me up with her incredibly cute grandson. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Complete
The Famous Author by Jade Q. Dean reviews
Mia is in a pickle. She's written four romantic books, but the publisher won't pay her till the fifth is done. She has a writer's block and lacks experience in her own genre. At the end of her wits she meets her favorite author at a party. Two-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,373 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Dunk 'em by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT "It's freezing!" I said."We can have a hot make-out session after." My eyes widened: not at his crude suggestion, but at the fact that I almost let myself say yes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Complete
1:32 AM by realize reviews
ONESHOT.“Well, what else am I supposed to think!” I yell. “You barely talk to me anymore, you have secret phone calls, you sneak out at night, and you come back smelling like perfume!”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
Memories of a drunk night by Jade Q. Dean reviews
Looking at Jake, I hated him even more. He wasn’t affected by the alcohol at all and he must’ve had a lot as well. “What the hell happened last night?” Jake demanded. Hungover Lily awakes in the bed of the guy next door she hates. What happened?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Memory Lane by Calah reviews
I hadn't seen you in three months; you weren't expected home in another one. But that still didn't stop me from entering your room and expecting you there. One-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Want, Take, Have by SouledChampion reviews
ON HIATUS WILL BE COMPLETED. David Weston: the arrogant playboy. Samantha Spade: the quiet, sarcastic one. They get along like fire and ice. But the person Sam detests most is the best man to show her what it feels like to love and be loved
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,375 - Reviews: 2022 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2005
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Being with You by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “I heard you had a girlfriend. Kirk told me she was pretty.” Her voice was wobbly. “She’s beautiful,” he murmured. “Do you love her?” she asked after a pause. He said, “I’ll never love her like I loved you.” Suddenly, I couldn’t breathe.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,626 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete