Billi K
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Joined 08-24-11, id: 795674, Profile Updated: 08-07-12

Welcome to the profile of Billi K. Before you say anything, no I am not a boy. I'm female. You can call me Billi or Jazz, I respond to either.

"Give me back my phone and I'll give you back your limbs!" -Tai Witwicky/Prime-

"Jeff Bridges fights Jeff Bridges on a bridge." -some User on YouTube-

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings" -Optimus Prime-

"Giant Dorrito of Doom!" -reference (associated with Starscream) from Tai's fan fic-

"Knock on the sky and listen to the sound" -Kevin Flynn-


"I just came with a momentous idea!" -Tai Witwicky/Prime

"End of Line, man" -C.L.U.-

"Damn, I'm good" -Sideswipe-

"I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested." -Sheldon Cooper-

"Stop in the name of useless human commandments!" -Sunstreaker-

"Ever get the feeling we teamed up with the losing side of the Transformers?" -Simmons-

"All the shorties in the house say 'Yeah!'"

'THIS is a Lightsider! Watch and admire people!" -Justie-

"Fraggintastic." -Azura Tyrant-

"Hey, hey, it's got a zipper." -Sam Flynn-

"You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place... sudden urge to jump?... I don't have it." -Captain Jack Sparrow-

"Years from now they're gonna ask us, where were you when they took over the planet. We're gonna say, we just stood by and watched" -Simmons-

"This is the coolest place I've ever seen! You know, despite the obvious health code violations!" -Blu-

"Yo! Screamer! I'm sick of your face; you want to destroy the Cybertronian race. Give it up now, while you still can or Imma hand you to my Old Man!" -Tyrant's Epic Rap-

"Leaves are green. Grass is green. Frogs are green. I'm frog coloured!" -Quack-

"Hello! This is the part where I kill you!" -Wheatly-

"They said that if I even turned on this flashlight I would die!" -Wheatley-

"The cake is a lie" -GLaDOs-

"Surprise! We're doing it now!" -Wheatley-

"Tell Megatron, let's tango" -Simmons-

"Three will stand, and one will fall!" -Megatron-

"They just don't make them like they used to." -Ironhide-

"Do I look like a man who exaggerates?" -Wolverine-

" Definately, positively, abso-fragging-lutely!" -Wreckers-

"If I could, I'd make the bond even stronger." -Sam Witwicky-

"Bazinga." -Sheldon Cooper-

"Ennsication" -my friend Andrew-


"OPTIMUS, get out here before the mighty Megatron kicks all your sand into the sea and you don't have anything left to hide on!" -Megatron-

"Your leaders will now understand, Decepticons will never leave your planet alone and we needed them to believe we had gone. For today, in the name of freedom, we take the battle to them." -Optimus Prime-

"GET THE THIN MINTS!" -Tai WitwickyPrime-

"That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I' am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain" -Simon Lewis-

"In brightest day, in blackest night. No evil shall escape my sight. Let those that worship evil's might. Beware my power... Green Lantern's Light!" -Green Lantern Oath-

"Tow Mater, average intelligence" -Mater-

"Did he just call me boy?" -Wolverine-

"You never feel more alive then when you're almost dead." -Finn McMissile-

"You may lose your faith in us, but never in yourselves" -Optimus Prime-

"Hah! Humans like green. Go green, think green, even their money is green. Green is better" -Skids-

"Yes. I was trained to be an evil mastermind from a young age. Sterilizing flowerbeds, pulling the wings off flies, I was covering that stuff in kindergarten. Good thing he decided to fake his own death before we got to the raping and pillaging or no-one would be safe." -Jace Wayland-

"For god's sake, you're BOXES with LEGS!" -Wheatly-

"AH! LEG! KNEE! OW! HURT! SORE!...snore..." -Quack-

"Well, since everyone else seems to be busy planning their respective second Honeymoons or harassing old friends, I'm Major William Lennox." -Lennox-

"You're still small enough for me to swat, Youngling, officer or not. And I out-rank you. Wanna play 'Con with the humans to rally against?" -Ironhide-

"The whole world's goin' to hell, you're just gonna sit there?" -Wolverine-

"Snickering, Lennox walked around Ironhide's blunt prow and was almost nailed by an 8-passanger shuttle van for his efforts, getting an upraised finger and a series of curses filtering out a window from a language that was clearly not English. He replied in kind, using four languages and twice as many gestures."

"Ohhh! Phone Cookies!" -Tai Witwicky/Prime-

"I flip her off out of affection..." -Barricade-

"By the AllSpark! Has it been that long since I gave you all brain scans?" -Ratchet-

"OK, people are dead." -Wade Wilson-

"You just got 'Ozzed'...possible catchphrase." -Oz-

"The traditional way: look." -Wolverine-

"Gotta love GLaDOS's congradulatory insults" -randomstuffandus-

"Cut the crap! YOU know you've moved! I know you've moved! Right? Don't look all innocent, pal."-Danny Bhoy-

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” -Cave Johnson-

"If you don't get the hell off of me within the next second, I will magnetically rip your head off!" -Erik Lehnsherr-

"I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do best isn't very nice. I'm the Wolverine. " -Wolverine-

"I don't want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead." -Jace Wayland-

"Bad word! Bad word! Doc'er Watchit eat solvent!" -Sunburst-

" I thought you were the Moon and I was your Wolverine. Turns out you're the Trickster, and I'm just the fool who got played." -Wolverine-


"I don't know. I guess four years of near death vehicular experiences!" -Sam Witwicky-

"Got your back Jack, bitches be crazy" -Sheldon Cooper-