Ardonenher
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Joined 08-24-11, id: 795684, Profile Updated: 12-11-15
Author has written 3 stories for General, General, and Horror.

'Ello to the humans, or whatever, that is reading this.


Pretty much the only thing I ever update is my poetry. Namely so I have an archive of the darn things.


:Quotes to Live by:

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

There are three sides to every story; our side, their side and the Truth.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. - A Law of Murphy's

Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway

The most important things in life are not things.

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OneGirl by Tah the Trickster reviews
Being in love is hard. Really hard. Especially when you're not sure whether you want to kiss her or smack her upside the head. Sequel to "Singer." Femmeslash, yuri, F/F.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 80 - Words: 169,309 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 12/31/2009
r9kElsa Is Suffering by AnonElsa reviews
A series of short, semi-related one-shots exploring the pain that is /r9k/Elsa. (Wincest and plenty of swearing.)
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 78,276 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Complete
Dared to Love by Atramento reviews
On hiatus - They say you can meet your soulmate anywhere, but I never thought that I'd meet mine in a bar. I thought I'd be sober when he proposed...and that he wouldn't be a complete stranger. In fact he was everything I didn't plan and more. But he was gorgeous...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,517 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 8/30/2011
100 Love Letters by Aurette reviews
Since she was sixteen, Amy has written love letters to her future husband. In a fit of frustration, she throws them out, where they're picked up by the last person in the world she ever expects. Since when do rock stars sing about nothings like her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 119,258 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
Bath by flooj9235 reviews
A few weeks ago, Rachel had been in a mutual friend's car, and they'd wrecked. Rachel had seen a second before and braced herself just wrong, and ended up needing surgery. I had been scared of losing the girl I was secretly in love with, and when she asked for help bathing, I hoped I wouldn't reveal anything and lose her anyway. Oneshot. Awkward fluff. Femslash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Complete
Fragile Bonds by CelticX reviews
Four popular sophomore girls, the very best of friends for 10 years, each with her own issues and problems, will find out exactly how strong their ties of friendship are when it all starts to fall apart. Contains F/F. All the usual warnings. First in the Heritage High Series.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 110,626 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
Singer by Tah the Trickster reviews
She was a dyke, a headbanger, a pariah. I was perfectly straight, in the chorus, part of the 'in crowd.' We did NOT speak to one another. Ever. ...Stupid science fair. Femslash, yuri, F/F. Finished as of 12/17/09. Book and eBook versions now available!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 159,459 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Cold? by flooj9235 reviews
“I hate being cold,” I announced, pulling my blanket closer around me. “I've heard that,” Ellie called from the kitchen, sounding amused. Slice-of-life. Oneshot. Fluffy. Femslash. GL. Yuri.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Complete
Close to Me by Mary Freda reviews
My goal to escape – err, graduate – high school unnoticed and therefore unscathed was actually looking like it would be reached. Until I began my senior year, that is.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,222 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
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A Look in the Window
The whole of my written poetry and songs. Enjoy.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 4,333 - Updated: 1h - Published: 9/19/2011
Deader than Dead reviews
An extremely short story about two guys trying to survive the zombie infestation of their hometown. Cursing and zombie killing.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Complete
The Story Book
A collection of one-shots or other short scribbles that are either complete on their own or unlikely to be used within a larger story.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,025 - Published: 7/23/2012
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