SteppingOnBrokenGlass
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Joined 08-30-11, id: 796741, Profile Updated: 01-12-12
Author has written 1 story for Young Adult.

Hi Everyone!!!

I have no idea what to put in this box thing, but here I go:

I'm SteppingOnBrokenGlass!!! I'm not gonna tell you my real name because if I do, you'll Google it. Then, you'll find where I live. Eventually, after months and months of planning, you'll come into my bedroom and kidnap me in the dead of night. I'll be captured for years before you finally die off and the cops find me. I'll be on the news for awhile and I'll end up socially awkward. Farther down in life, I'll become a misanthrope and try to get revenge on the disease that is humanity.

ON A LIGHTER NOTE: let me tell some things about yours truly, moi.
I take French (obviously. I just used the word moi! DUH). I love reading and writing but for some stupid reason I always do better on the Math portion of my state test. I love anything European because, let's face it, I was never meant to be an American anyway. I have many friends all of which I love. Most people are shocked when I say that. They think that I'm probably going to end up a mad scientist (yea I'm that smart) who only cares about herself (ok they got me there. I might be a little bit conceited) and who's husband one day "mysteriously" disappears one foggy night. Therefore, I get all of his money. I can't see why any person would think that, though. I'm happy (ok, crazy) and I love bright colors like pink, purple, and gold. I suppose once I open my mouth, all is revealed. But, you know, you should never trust your mouth. Trust unicorns instead. They're fluffy. I think.

Why Me? reviews
It seemed as if they always tormented me. Always whispered about me. She was the worst, though. Everything I did, she was better.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012