Author has written 7 stories for General, Supernatural, Love, War, and Song.
Greetings humans I,the great PixieLizzie-Aiko,will now introduce myself!
My age hmm well it's somewhere in bettween #0 and #30.000.
I just LOVE anything that includes the supernatural or any mythical creatures(vampires,werewolves,fairies etc).I am especially fond of history and arts, which doesn't explain my not so high mark at history...Anyway, I tend to be hyper, but when it comes to school I am focussed on the task at hand and try my best.A person who only sees me when I study would place a quiet and responsible personality, but in fact I am completely the opposite while at the same time I am exactly that.I usually do what people don't exept from me.It is all worth it though to see the look on their face that clearly says; wait..What?There are ofcourse the times when I do it unnintentionally.You could say that I am Ying-Yang put to one(oh that rhymed!)or you could say that I am bipolar, which is highly unlikely.However a lot of peolple close to me are worried about my mental health...Nah that's a lie.They stopped worrying ages ago!What can I say a person soon gets used to my awesomness, probably in my state I should say craziness...
Anything besides staring at the opposite wall...
I like drawing, singing, listening to music, writing and reading.I like going to the beach.I write stories and sometimes poems.I also like anime and manga!!^_^
I enjoy listening to any kind of music.I can go from Rock to Clasic all day long.
"You can't be friends with a squirrel!Squirrels are just rats with a cuter outfit!"-Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie in Sex and the city,
"Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door",
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then let everyone else wonder how you did it.",
"I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.", "Sometimes I wonder, 'Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' Then it hits me.",
"You know, Jacob, if it weren't for the fact that we're natural enemies and that you're also trying to steal away the reason for my existence, I might actually like you."
"I don't care who is a vampire and I don't care who is a werewolf. Your Jacob and He's Edward."
Dear Girls (from the guys)...
Don't assume that guys won't care where you are, because we do.
Also, don't talk about your ex-boyfriends.
On that, don't hump everything that walks into the room.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Kiss us when no one's watching.
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
Don't flirt with guys when we're not around.
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Don't talk about how hot Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt is in front of us.
Whatever happened to the word "handsome"?
Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, don't wait for him to change.
You asked me whose life was more important- yours or mine and I answered "mine" ; you walked away angry not knowing that you are my life.
*What Does Love Mean?*
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:
"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all even when his hands got arthritis, too. That's Love. Rebecca - age 8
When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4
"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5
"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French Fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6
"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4
"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." Danny - age 7
"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss" Emily - age 8
"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen." Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)
"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate." Nikka - age 6
"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it
"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well." Tommy - age 6
"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore." Cindy - age 8
"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." Clare - age 6
"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken." Elaine-age 5
"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford." Chris - age 7
"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." Mary Ann - age 4
"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old
"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you" Karen - age 7
"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross." Mark - age 6
"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget," Jessica - age 8
And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. (Now this will melt your heart.) The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When
How about we play a little game??:D
DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK! YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T!!! -o-
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DO NOT READ AHEAD!!! OR YOU'LL BE KICKING YOUR SELF IF YOU DO! D=
1st: Get a pen and paper!
2nd: When choosing names make sure they're real people you actually know! Or else it won't work!
3rd: Go with your first instincts!!!!!!! Very importent for good results!
1. On a blank sheet of paper, write the numbers 1 through 11 on the left.
CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD OR IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT!!!!!!
4.Write anyones name,
DON'T CHEAT OR YOU'LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID!!
2. The person in space
3. The person you like, but your relationship can not work is in
4. You care most about the person you put in
7. The song in number 8 matches with the
8. The tittle in 9 is the song for the
11. Number 1 is your
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
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Join the dark side we have cookies!
It's you and me against the world...We attack at dawn.
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS THINGS COULD ONLY GET WORSE.WHEN THEY GET AS WORSE AS IT CAN GET,IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER!
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil...
Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes!
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my brain the most!
You cry, I cry.You laugh,I laugh.You fall off a cliff,I laugh even harder!
Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky snd I thought to myself,Where the hell is the ceilling?
If you die in an elavator, make sure to press the UP button.
SAVE THE EARTH!IT'S THE ONLY PLANET WITH CHOCOLATE!
When life throws you lemons, throw back the lemons and demand chocolate!
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let the world wonder how you did that.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident.Barney came and they all commited suicide.
I was gifted but the psychiatric took away my SUPER POWERS.
God made man and then he said"I can do better than that"and made women.
I'm the kind of person that that walks into a door and apologises.
Death is God's way of saying "you're fired".Suicide is human's way of saying"You can't fire me I quit!"
I hear your silence loud and clear!
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
Evening News is where they begin with"Good Evening"then proceed to tell you why it's not.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls...and poles...and other stuff...
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people!
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Is there such a thing as a civil war?
Therapist=The/rapist...Scary thought(didn't think of it like that, did you?)
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
What happens when your scared twice to death?...(I wonder)
Amateurs build the ark.Proffesionals build the Titanic.
When life gives you lemons, throw those lemons back and tell life to make it's own damn lemonade!
You say I'm not cool.But cool is another word for cold.I'm not cold, I'm hot.I know I'm ot.Thank you for embracing it.
Stupidity can hurt, I broke a limb while laughing at you.
At last my plan for world domination is complete!MWAHAHAHAHA?Oh,look,something shiny...must go look...
"Please note;CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED.Apparently you told santa that you have been good this year...He died laughing..."
If you can't handle me at my worst than you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!
Don't ever attempta staring contest with a brick wall they cheat a lot.
I am nobody.Nobody is perfect.Therefore I am perfect.
Flying is simple,just throw yourself to the ground and miss.
I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
I'm not afraid of death...What's he gonna do kill me?
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 2 to reach out and slap someone.
There is a fine line between genius and insanity.I have erased that line!
I am weird and freaking proud of it!
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If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile
If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, down the stairs, or just on plain FLAT SURFACES... Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
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If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a HP fan and know what PS (SS), CoS, PoA, GoF, OoTP, HBP, and DH mean, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think/believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile. WOOT! GO REMUS!
Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.
Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore
If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd.
If you're not afraid to voice your opinion and make a point, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're not afraid to stand up for what you believe in, copy and paste this into your profile.
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.
Few women admit their age; fewer men act it.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
A good/best friend will...
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. But if the doctor is Carlisle Cullen, screw the fruit!
Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.
If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile
If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.
Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Stupid psychiatrist...)
One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
Be optimistic. All the people you hate are eventually going to die.
Guys don't fall for me. I just trip them.
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
If you believe in reverse psychology and know for a fact that it works, copy this into your profile.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Tell the truth and run.
Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.
Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with.
So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you THIN, Calling me UNCOOL won't make you COOL, so why bother?
Love your enemies! It really pisses them off.
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?
Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.
Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws.
Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Chuck Norris provoked the Volturi- AND LIVED!!
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Life was so simple when boys had cooties.
THEY ALL DESERVE TO DIE.
Because in all of the human race, there are two kinds of people, and only two. There's the one staying put in their proper place and the one with their foot in the other one's face.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, you buttmuncher."
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
95 of people would panic if the Jonas brothers stood on the roof of a 3 story building and said they were about to jump. If you are one of the 5 who who get all of your friends, some popcorn, and a soda and scream "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" copy this.
Stuff to do on an elevator that WILL help your image, as in, your CRAZY image
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at every floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button.
10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.
23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congradulate all for being in the same lift as you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shup UP!"
26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.
35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."
38. Say your Majesty when anybody gets on.
39. Introduce yourself as Lord Voldemort.
40. Ask people which floor they want and why, and then announce that you're going to the floor with Olympus on it because you didn't steal any lightening.
41. Hang Ethan Hunt style from the ceiling of the elevator and speak ominously when someone enters "Heloooooooo"
42. Still hanging from the ceiling, drop onto whoever comes in.
43. Try to make up and sing lyrics for the boring elevator music.
44. Try to start a My-Briefcase-is-better-than-yours contest.
45. Hold a ring and say, "My precious"
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
75 of people who read that tried to lick their elbow, and you are now smiling because that's exactly what you did.
Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
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