LogicallyAbsurd
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Joined 09-02-11, id: 797339, Profile Updated: 09-14-11
Author has written 2 stories for Romance, and General.

Before I bore you about myself, to all my readers, I have a Twitter account now, so feel free to follow, message me, or whatever on there. Kthxbai.

Where do I start?

Well, I guess I'm saying something by saying I'm not a person who can be described in a short amount of words. Let's start with appearance first. I'm half black and white, so I naturally have a tan skin color that's some variation between medium and olive. I have straight, medium-length chestnut brown hair that I usually curl so it's wavy, and large hazel eyes. I would consider my lips to be full, but not so much so they take up my whole face. I always know if I'm dehydrated, because when I am, my lips lose their natural red color. The thing I absolutely hate the most on my face is my nose; I find it enormous and just unattractive. Reading my description now, it makes my sound pretty, but I find myself very plain looking unless I'm wearing makeup.

Now that you have my appearance down, here's a summary of my personality.

I'm one of those people who's always talking and has a habit of occasionally putting my foot in my mouth, which is ironic since - unknown to everyone around me - I actually spend more time thinking about things than I do talking. To the people who do know me, think about that. I like to do social things, but I also enjoy being alone; it gives me more time to think, and mope, and be that dark part of myself no one knows about (unless you're reading this.) Well that was a stupid idea. Oh well, I'm too lazy to delete that there, and secretly, I probably wish people knew the real me (to some extent) but who knows. You know what, I seem to just be writing down every thought that comes to my head right now, so I'm just going to keep doing that. Like I said above, I'm one of those naturally bubbly people, which is a good cover for my other half, considering I have some very dark, sadistic, sick and twisted thoughts hiding there. If you read my horror, those are ideas I just come up with. No hard thinking whatsoever. Yeah. And I'm still pretty young. It may come as a shocker, since I know how to use proper grammar, punctuation, ect. unlike other people my age, but I am an amazing 13 years old. Barely. My birthday's in June. Well, I guess after some time, I'll get older, and this Profile writing will become irrelevant, but whatever. Why are you still reading this? Basically I'm the perfect example of a Gemini because of my one hand being all cute, and happy and nice, while my other hand is cruel, dark and mean. Happy thoughts. Now that I read this, I mostly sound like the "bad" side because I'm writing this in a bad mood. I don't really care, so if you do, you can suck it. Wow, I really feel like I'm blogging right now...

Attempting to steer clear of my irritability, here's a bullet list of things about myself.

o Though it says I've only written one story on this site, I'm in the process of writing several others on FanFiction.net. This story is one of them, and currently has more chapters updated there, but, like I said in my AN, this is where original works are to be published.

o My favorite color is Rainbow, because I like all colors, but my specific interests in certain colors depend on my mood.

o If I could be an animal I'd be a unicorn. I can't be a unicorn? ...Then I'd be a wolf.

o I love roller coasters. I used to actually hate them, because I went on a really scary one when I was young(er), but then I went on some again recently and I love them.

o I love eating sushi (as long as it's good, not that crappy stuff you buy pre-packaged in the refrigerated section of some supermarket.)

o I enjoy reading about and practicing the concept of fashion. I recently became interested in it and love it.

o I love knowledge and learning new things. I know a lot of information about random topics simply because I can spend hours on the internet just browsing...

o I have the ability to see things from several points of view, making me very empathetic, so that I will almost never be hostile towards another person. Unless of course I feel they deserve it. It also allows me to have debates with myself in my head.

o I have a habit of conjuring very poetic and/or "deep" thoughts in my mind, but I almost never say them out loud.

o I'm a wonderful liar. Am I lying right now? You don't know, do you?

o For some unknown reason I'm very interested in the dark and mysterious. I have a habit of sympathizing with the things most people consider scary, or monsters, ect. It doesn't make me entirely unafraid of them, but I still feel for them to an extent.

o I almost never show what I'm really feeling. I am usually in a true good mood, but when I'm depressed/"emo" I cover it up.

o Ooh, here's something interesting. My sexuality! I would consider myself Straight, but I have Bisexual tendencies, which probably labels me as Questioning.

o I can't stand it when people discriminate against others. I've always felt this way about everything, so it's not just that I'm saying this to sound "cool" or whatever.

o I'm really weird when it comes to favorite things. I find it basically impossible to name one or two specific things I prefer over others, so if anyone asks, they better be prepared for a very long list.

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State Of Irony by Enigmatic Night reviews
A state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result. I do what I want, if only I knew what exactly what that was. Rated M for Swearing and Mature -ha- Themes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 158,551 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 6/10/2007
Rule the World: Revised Edition by Renaissance Phoenix reviews
She wanted someone who would give her the world. She wanted the fairytale, complete with a dashing hero and herself in the starring role of heroine. But when he gave her exactly what she wanted, she found she wanted nothing more than to give it all back.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 179,128 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
Confessions of a Yaoi Fangirl by Very Serious reviews
Musings and recollections by yours truly. Good for a laugh and a wake-up call. Rated just in case. Please read and review; it makes my life and I will review you in return. YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI! Just to trick the search engine, folks, sorry.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,747 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
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Shattered Faces reviews
Popularity can give you a lot of things. Friends? Sure. Boys? Yeah, maybe. Happiness? Depends. One girl knows just how true these things hold, but she still can't fully escape her past. Maybe she just needs someone who knows how it feels...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,469 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011
Pretending reviews
This is that little thing I wrote that you guys all asked for. This isn't a real summary, but oh well.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Complete