Zoe Asher
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Joined 09-08-11, id: 798340, Profile Updated: 07-25-13

Hello, this is Zoe Asher.

I'm a fledgling writer and a voracious reader from Eastern Europe who is just starting her first year in a university. My hobbies include reading, listening to music, watching an occasional movie, cooking (sometimes), exchanging letters, sending postcards and surfing the net. From time to time I pride myself in being either A) exceptionally sassy, B) incredibly mature, C) outrageously kooky or D) all of the above.

When it comes to my writing, I don't believe in hurrying. I take my time when I update my story and I'm very scrupulous when it comes to grammar, spelling and vocabulary. Since I'm not a native English speaker, I still make mistakes but I think that this can be solved when I find the right person to edit my drafts. Until then, I apologize for the inconvenience.

As a reader and reviewer, I'm quite demanding. When I start reading a story the first thing I want to see is a chapter, not a mile-long AN and though this very thing doesn't necessarily make me stop, it's still annoying. What is more aggravating than never-ending babble of an author is a total disregard of paragraph spacing. Now that is enough for me to quit while I'm ahead. Also, there are the usual suspects - lack of character development, awful grammar (if I - a little girl from a middle of nowhere - can learn, so can you), too speedy plot, etc. Some people told me that my reviews are bordering on vicious but if you're interested in honesty, just message me.

I also have an account on FanFiction.

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My Undetected Canoodling by Analytical Calico reviews
The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,667 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
Voice by PotoPerson reviews
Alice is cursed with silence. She can't speak, and her laughs and cries are noiseless. This and her ability sometimes nuisance to send her thoughts through the touch of her skin has caused her to be sent from home at 14. When hope seems lost, she's picked up by a famous band of knights. As her relationship with the men, God, and herself evolve, will she find her voice?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 250,057 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 7/4/2012
Glances Into the Minds of the Unfortunate by DevonnyAuriel reviews
I suddenly developed the ability of telepathy with men. But not charming men. No, I can only communication with nerds. And if that wasn't bad enough they've now deemed me their matchmaker. God, just smite me now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 163,306 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 3191 - Favs: 3,441 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
When in Rome by SweetUnknown reviews
Fix-ups are the worst for Kate, who hasn't trusted a man since her father took off. So when the gods send her back to Ancient Rome and into the arms of a famous gladiator, she's certainly going to have something to say about it. Even if he is her soulmate
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 150,819 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2323 - Favs: 3,357 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Waiting on the World by blak pearl reviews
What do you do when your best friend hooks up with your twin brother and breaks his heart? Pretend to date the guy she likes- the guy you've hated since you've known how to. And hope the cliche doesn't catch up with you. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,294 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
We Dream Like Lions by M.L.Caro reviews
A little one-shot I came up with. Sorry if you don't like, the story didn't exactly come out the way I planned... Anyway, it's in honor of my friend Drae Padilla that died in a car-accident last year. So ya, R&R please! Rated T, because their is some mild cursing involved, and I am a bit paranoid.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Complete
Hero Complex by jamaninja reviews
In a fit of sudden heroism, Miriam Porter saved a little girl from certain death. But the girl turned out to be the president's daughter. So now who's going to save Miriam from falling in love with the president's sexy son? Oh, shenanigans...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,624 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Kissing Booth Princess by hotcheri reviews
"Pucker up, princess," he murmured, grazing his lips temptingly over Nala's as he spoke. Manning a kissing booth during summer led to stolen phones, mall encounters, phone smushing and more. Manning a kissing booth led Nala to Chase. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,876 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Complete
Nacho by jinx89 reviews
He lifted his hand, my bra dangling off of his index finger.OPEN ME...one word on each cup. His smirk grew as he said, “I don’t mind obeying orders.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,421 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Eskimo Kiss by SWEETXXSUGARXXANGEL reviews
School bad-ass Jai Forner barely had three sentences out before he landed shy girl Riley Jones in detention. These events formed a glitch in the staus quo and everything was changing for Riley.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,741 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
Queen Bitch by Crimsonoaks reviews
As a romantic comedy fanatic, I vowed to become THAT girl. My own love life may be a sham but what better place to play high school matchmaker than from the top? Hello, my name is Queen Bitch.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,181 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
The Rules of Engagement by judevanderhall reviews
She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,321 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Xnay on Angerday, s'il vous plaît by Lulai reviews
June was fine with her rather dull life. The last thing she needed was a cursed bracelet, a demon chasing her, and a surly vampire who makes her toes curl. Although she's changing her mind on that last one...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,778 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
The Thousandth Night by Cosmos Senshi reviews
Reader, I take you to a sun soaked land ‘cross oceans, mountains and deserts of sand. Through the bazaar where rare wonders are sold to a man upon a throne of pure gold. With graven face he ponders kingly cares. Who among his wives shall carry the heir?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,753 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Kiss of Death by LiNdSaY.AP reviews
Arielle was born as the next Death, taken to the Old Kingdom to live with people who accept her for who she is. But she is lonely, as her kiss delivers instant death. Complete
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 114,764 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/27/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3175 - Favs: 3,927 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete