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Author has written 5 stories for Horror, Humor, and General.

Name: Stormy

Age: 18 as of 2015

Writing status: I'm going to be joining the military and thus haven't had time to write. I don't know if I will have time to write in the future, either.

"Knowledge is power; power corrupts. Study hard, be evil."

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I really want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'"

"I hear the music of myself and write it down for no one to read."

"Not all who wander are lost."

"When you're a kid, they tell you it's all...grow up. Get a job. Get married. Have a kid, that's it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It's so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better."

"One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building. Repeatedly."

"Joss Wheden, George R. R. Martian, and Steven Moffat walk into a bar and everyone you've loved dies."

"If I asked you to sleep with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this?"

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."

"For every action there is an equal and opposite government program."

"There is no beginning to an end but there is a beginning and an end to beginning."

"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has been widely regarded as a bad move."

"If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse."

"The shadows were laughing at me--or maybe it was just me, laughing at myself."

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"You only see what the book wants to show you."

"That's the thing about pain. It demands to be felt."

"'Sort of' is a harmless thing to say, except after 'I love you,' 'You're going to live,' and 'It's a boy.'"

"What a treacherous thing it is to believe a person is more than a person."

"You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me."

"Friends are just enemies who don't have the guts to kill you."

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Dogs of War by Sapphire Ox reviews
"Being a werewolf is not awesome. It's not cool, it's not a a gift, and it's not fun. Nothing that they show can ever compare to once you experience the real thing..."
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 13,277 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/19/2017 - Published: 4/2/2013
He Comes For You by Sapphire Ox reviews
Sequel to Creeping In The Night. It's been three years since Joanne ran away from home. And three years later, the Slender Man has still been after her. But as she continues running with her new found allies, Joanne discovers a family secret that may shatter her already unstable world.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,847 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Complete
The WTF Journal of Thalia Evans by Schyzotypal X reviews
When life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 215 - Words: 55,858 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/13/2008
The Slender Mannequin by ParaibaTourmaline reviews
Halloween, the one day of the year that it's okay to be someone else. Jason has been waiting for so long to show off his Slenderman costume and the day's finally come. He should be careful about what he wishes for; the costume may become something more.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2012
bestfriendsforever by eudaemonia reviews
"Take me with you, Mr. Slenderman. I'm sure you're a very nice person. Let's play." Not Marble Hornets universe.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
Confrontation by Ratt9
A scene from my novel. It takes place in medieval Europe. Basically I wanted to practice writing a kissing scene. The story is better than this summary, I hope.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Complete
Slut Man and The Chronicles Therefore Of by John Ink reviews
New Draft. Short Chapters. Read at least one. Sluut man, Sluut Man, friendly neighborhood Slutman, gets the girl, everytime, watch out guys, it's slut man time, look out, there goes the slut maaaaaan!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 2/15/2003
Insanity is Contagious by A reviews
Meatloaf, imaginary friends, orage tictacs, a asecret agent, a marshmallow with the voice of an angel, the Evil Napkin Lady, and the ruler of the world.FINISHED
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,539 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 27 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/13/2002
Glass half full by John Ink reviews
Nudity, Natives, and Nickels. Isn't this what the English language was meant for? Read, review, then dance for me! BWA HA HA HA!!!! DANCE MY LITTLE PAWN!!!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/10/2003
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Practice Scenes and Short Chapters
All of my practices will go here-feel free to drop a comment and give me some constructive criticism.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,614 - Published: 2/12/2014
Double Life
Posted as a joke to annoy a friend. A story involving an old high school friend (or maybe a young teacher? I have really no idea. It's an you-would-have-to-be-there-to-know joke) leading a surprise double life as a tattoo artist.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Complete
Operation: Nod Off the Masses
A story inspired by an over-controlling government conspiracy and the hacker group Anonymous,
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Complete
Subject 7-8 reviews
Prompt: Experimental Werewolves
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Complete
Dark Day at the Circus reviews
Prompt: "Write a story about a circus, but make the mood dark and grim."
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Complete
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