Joannah Broad
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Joined 09-14-11, id: 799256, Profile Updated: 04-16-14
Author has written 2 stories for Young Adult, and Biography.

Hey there :D,

Born: March.

Currently studying in XIIth grade.

Age: Seventeen

Okay so I suck at introductions. Partly because I'm too awesome to be describing it in words ( another fact about me - I'm not exactly the modest type :P ) and partly because, well, I don't know what to write.

I love: watching movies or T.V., listening to any kind of music, playing my guitar, sleeping ( I'm probably the laziest girl that ever walked this earth ), reading Fanfics, eating (I live to eat, but you wouldn't believe it if you saw me since every person has called me thin, and No, I am not anorexic), writing, criticising my country (I am pretty sure one day they are gonna kick me out for the lack of Patriotism), sneakers, balloons, Novels (they are like oxygen to me), myself, boots, randomness, football, cricket, basketball,John Green,Hank Green, Harry Potter, Hunger games, Eminem, Coldplay, LP,The list goes on and on and ONNN.. =)

I hate: having a writer's block, \Robert "Yikes" Pattinson, Edward Cullen, Bella Swan, Umbridge, flip flops, high heels(partly, because I can't walk in them :P), kids (they keep on whinig and drooling and crying ALL day, and I am sure they are pure evil behind those deceptive cute faces), green vegetables, Physics, and the list goes on and on again. :P

(No offence intended to people with the aforementioned list)


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile,

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with a TV or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitl raed tihs. Cpoy and Psate tihs itno yuor porflie if you can raed tihs.

Have you ever wondered...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouths closed?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juicemade with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquidmade with real lemons?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheepshrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?

I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bi-sexual, gay, lesbian, rich or poor.

If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that. - Eminem.

When I'm 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I'll be reading Harry Potter. And my family will say to me, "After all this time?" And I will say, "Always."- Alan Rickman.


Umm...I'll keep posting my stories. I hope you guys will review. Constructive criticism and Appreciation both will be welcomed. :)

Anyways, I'll only post stories because I haven't yet discovered my very talent of writing poems, which by the way I don't think I supposedly have.

I'm not completely amazing at writing but it's worth a try. :)

Feel free to PM me whenever you like :D

Love,
Jo.

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After Effects Long Term by RachaelFaye reviews
Three years ago, Nikki's best friend committed suicide. The coping has been tough but life must go on, as every cliché states. Things get complicated when she starts seeing her best friend. Everyone thinks she' crazy, even her boyfriend. But Aleena has a prurpose for coming back around. Only time will tell what. !Go to my author page first and read After Effects before continuing!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,931 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012
The Sound Of Rain by RachaelFaye reviews
Kryslyn woke up tired of life. In order to escape it, she does the only thing she knows to. She stops going to school. But she doesn't understand that there WILL be consequences. And those consequences lead to things she was not expecting. Rated M for language and future sexual content. f/f
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,870 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012
Blogging Life by Dragon-Rider II reviews
... from the eyes of a bored person with nothing to do. Originally on my profile. Random moments in life. Maybe a pillowbook? Also including blogs of fairy tales.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 200 - Words: 81,246 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010
walk through the fire by ink colored reviews
it takes a lot of desperation. pillowbook.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012
Into Each Life Some Rain Must Fall by peopleinducenausea reviews
My bulging belly rubbed against the CD rack as I thumbed through the store's supply. That's when Liam walked in, eyes wide. "Vivian, who knocked you up?" I figured then was as good a time as any to announce, "Um...you did." Whoops. Rating might go up.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,312 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012
Cossette and the Devil by VivianTheUnicorn reviews
Cossette's life is tied irreversibly with that of an old man when her cousin is found dead in a grotty alley in London. Just as she finds herself forming a closer relationship with this mysterious man that she meets at the funeral, she discovers a secret about him that changes her perception of the world around her.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012
The Many Tales Of Sting And Dave by Dont Mock The Week reviews
Random moments during my life and rants about things. I do get up to some funny stuff sometimes. Read all about it in here. Go on. You know you want to. You want to. You're practically already clicking it open. Although, please read.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 1/10/2011
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Diary Of A Whatever reviews
The diary of me, myself and I. The world from the eyes of a teenager with nothing better to do. Random things in a random life of a equally random girl. Close to the lines of a pillowbook maybe?
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 7,413 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6h ago - Published: 6/5/2012
Since You've Been Gone reviews
A string of letters by Melissa to her best friend Ryan after he suicides at the young age of 15. A story of friendship,love and most importantly-life and how it goes on even if you aren't able to.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012