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Joined 09-15-11, id: 799518, Profile Updated: 04-14-12
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I'M HAVING ISSUES WITH MY ACCOUNT, ON HAITUS UNTIL THE ISSUES ARE FIXED. SORRY.

To be honest, I don't even know why you're reading this. There are plenty of other authors out there who are much more interesting than I am. My profile only serves to prove this. But still, for everyone who bothers to drop by and read my story, thank you so much. It means a lot.

I write fanfiction, mostly Transformers, and this is the first time I've ever posted anything original online. Kaged is my first story, so it might take a long time for it to get updated. Mainly because I have other priorities at the moment. I'm thinking of posting more stories, but most of them aren't anywhere near ready, so that will also probably take a long time.

Thanks for stopping by.

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100 Love Letters by Aurette reviews
Since she was sixteen, Amy has written love letters to her future husband. In a fit of frustration, she throws them out, where they're picked up by the last person in the world she ever expects. Since when do rock stars sing about nothings like her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 119,646 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
A little problem with the 'L' word by just another harlequin reviews
She proclaims her love for a bug. Like any other boyfriend, he isn't happy. Reposted from my old account.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Complete
You Are My Sunshine by The Siege reviews
"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are gray," he sang into her ear. "Go out with me?" -oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Complete
12 Days of Valentine by Faye Iparis reviews
Why the hell did he have a compact mirror with him? "It's my sister's." Ah...an unasked answer. "I do this when she cries. She's a lot more beautiful when she isn't crying...I bet you are, too." He smiles. He smiles and she falls for him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Complete
Of Lists & Argyle Sweaters by mktoddsparky reviews
/"When you prepare for breeding season, do you slip on your comfy argyle sweater and screw the living daylights out of your harem?" I ask him. Argiston rolls his eyes./ Or, a girl writes a list of all of her boyfriend's wonderful short-comings.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Complete
The Painter by R. Lovelace reviews
A Painter is merely one who works with brushes and paints, at least that is what is expected of him. At the start of the Great War, the Painter does what he must for King and country.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Complete
Hero Complex by jamaninja reviews
In a fit of sudden heroism, Miriam Porter saved a little girl from certain death. But the girl turned out to be the president's daughter. So now who's going to save Miriam from falling in love with the president's sexy son? Oh, shenanigans...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,624 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Mike's Pizzas by Cloverdale reviews
First I drop the phone, then I blurt out stupid stuff without putting her on hold, and then I forget to get an address. She was beautiful and I was an idiot. Could my luck get any worse? ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,877 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
I'd Pinch You Back by dsf42 reviews
"Umm, what'd you do if I pinched you?" I randomly asked. He looked at me with a weird expression for a moment before looking back at his book. "I'd.. pinch you back." he answered hesitantly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
The Love Letter by TNT-Goes-BOOM reviews
-ONE SHOT- Fallen recieves a love letter, same as usual *sigh* But...why is this one different? Why does this boy intrigue her like none before? Oh crap, he didn't leave a name. Asshole. "So, are you gonna open your eyes now? I bring a chocolate muffin…”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Complete
Blame the Neighborhood Cat by jaliwo reviews
It all started when I was caught having a staring contest with the neighborhood cat by the quiet, brooding Josh Riley. That damned orange cat was the reason I started noticing Josh more, including the fact that he made skinny jeans look good.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,703 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
The Healing Properties of Tea by Emakoke reviews
It's not every day a gorgeous, enigmatic stranger gives you a cup of tea just to cheer you up. Actually, in my case it is. Why is he doing this, and more importantly, who is he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,161 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind by Seph Meadowes reviews
“What are you doing anyway?” She blinked at him in surprise. “Huh?” He rolled his eyes at her. “What were you doing up on a ladder, pulling Christmas lights off the roof?" Not movie related.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
Rawr by TheInkBottle reviews
Rawr means "I love you" in dinosaur. Everybody knows that! One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Complete
Chocolate Cheesecake by Broken Typewriter reviews
Chocolate cheesecake plays cupid and it's just as effective - just more delicious. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
The Unexpected Benefits of Bowling by jeepers09 reviews
I'm mad, and I'm getting out my aggression by throwing a heavy ball at ten stubborn pins. But it's not the bowling that makes me feel better - it's the pin boy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
That Stupid Idiot by IncapableDreams reviews
COMPLETE. I just wanted to sleep through Sex Ed class, but it doesn't seem that he was going to let me. Then he claims that I'm a stalker, decides to sit with me at my lovely loner table, and plants himself right into my life. So much for staying a loner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,346 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Everybody Wants Ryan by Armith-Greenleaf reviews
REMOVED / Highlighted in Undiscovered: "How do you get to know someone you've never talked to? Try falling in love." SKoW R8 Winner!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Like a Rhino, Engaged for the Very First Time by Emedea reviews
You know when you see a rhinoceros, or whatever running around in the wild, you find it sort of breathtaking because the animal is beautiful and powerful." My eyebrows go way up at that. He just compared me to a rhino. While proposing. Oh. My. God.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Meet the Sheldricks by Quill-and-Blood reviews
When you have a crazy, rather insane family, introducing them to the person of your dreams isn’t the smartest idea. Too bad my siblings never actually give me a choice. -One Shot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,982 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Get out of my mind! by cookiepiecookiepie reviews
Taken down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
This Will All Make Perfect Sense Someday, J Mayer by Saamii reviews
“I’m surprised you’re awake this early. I thought Spaniards kept late nights.” “I am surprised I do not see you using potatoes or fatty bacon, I thought all Irishwomen liked those.” Touché. “We’re surprising people.” Needs major work. Read if you dare.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,850 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
My Life In One Sentence by invisible.writer reviews
My life was mindnumbingly dull, but I was fine with being the invisible Ginger Ale Girl. Whoever said friends were good for the soul did not know the boy with blue hair.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,764 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Guide For Fictionpress Reviews by ColorCrayons reviews
This is Mack from Clodhopper. My cousin and I have been asked a few times how we get so many reviews. This is our response. I hope it helps!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2005
Kaged reviews
Foreign ex-battle slave turned mercenary becomes the reluctant bodyguard to the King, but soon realizes that the King is the only one who can see past his terrifying exterior to the human beneath. Loyalties are put to the test as they face a growing evil.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2011