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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

As you can see to the left, I like Green Day. A lot. Deal with it.

The name is from a name generator and the pic went along. I thought it was an interesting coupling. It ties in my love for Green Day and a tad of my odd and ever-changing personality. Again, your going to need to deal.

However, if you can withstand my strange ways, interesting though process, and sometimes seemingly random ideas, then you've got yourself a decent friend.

Favorite Quotes

If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes.

Two things are infinate: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe. -Albert Einstein

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Pencil? 26 Sentence Challenge
"Anyone need a pencil?" is how it begins, but you'd never guess how it ends. I wrote this story to follow the challenge 26 Sentences, which you can read about on the top of the page.
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Complete