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I AM NO LONGER POSTING HERE. GO VISIT MY WATTPAD TO READ MY STORIES. I WILL NOT BE POSTING HYDRO UNTIL I FINISH IT!! - 1writerintraining1

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Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you)

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb

If you haven't died yet

If you spend all of you free time and then more on Tumblr

If you've ever talked to inanimate objects like they were people, and then tried to get others to do it too

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, but then realized that you can't run

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all

If you are openly a nerd

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do) and relate to some of them, you should be my best friend.

INFORMATION-

Name:

Kelly

Location:

New England

Grade:

11

Obsessions:

Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Vlogbrothers, Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Tumblr.

Favorite Quotes:

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

OMG!!! The Rains WET!!!

When Life gives you lemons, throw them at someone!

A day without sunshine is like, night.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.

If you can't convince them, confuse them..

Energizer Bunny arrested — charged with battery.

Silence is golden... duck tape is silver.

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

If you dont like the weather in New England, Wait five minutes.

Imagining the future is a form of nostalgia. - John Green

Favorite Shows:

Doctor Who

Sherlock

Supernatural

Merlin

Glee

House Of Anubis

Favorite Movies:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (F*ing hilarious)

Hercules

Beauty and the Beast

Pocahontas

James Cameron’s Avatar

Avengers

Least Favorite Movies:

Confessions of a Shopaholic (it’s so bad its comical)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Lightning Thief (NOTHING LIKE THE BOOK!!!!!!!)

Favorite Books:

Looking for Alaska - John Green

Paper Towns - John Green

An Abundance of Katherines - John Green

Will Grayson, Will Grayson - John Green and David Leviathan

The Fault in Our Stars - John Green

Vampires vs Unicorns

Percy Jackson and the Olympians (series)

Heroes of Olympus (series)

I Am Number Four (series)

The Book Thief

The Maze Runner

Ships:

Johnlock

Merthur

Stony

Larry Stylinson

Percabeth

Me/any nice boy who is not a jerk