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Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you)
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb
If you haven't died yet
If you spend all of you free time and then more on Tumblr
If you've ever talked to inanimate objects like they were people, and then tried to get others to do it too
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, but then realized that you can't run
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all
If you are openly a nerd
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do) and relate to some of them, you should be my best friend.
Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Vlogbrothers, Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Tumblr.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
OMG!!! The Rains WET!!!
When Life gives you lemons, throw them at someone!
A day without sunshine is like, night.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.
If you can't convince them, confuse them..
Energizer Bunny arrested — charged with battery.
Silence is golden... duck tape is silver.
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.
If you dont like the weather in New England, Wait five minutes.
Imagining the future is a form of nostalgia. - John Green
House Of Anubis
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (F*ing hilarious)
Beauty and the Beast
James Cameron’s Avatar
Least Favorite Movies:
Confessions of a Shopaholic (it’s so bad its comical)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Lightning Thief (NOTHING LIKE THE BOOK!!!!!!!)
Looking for Alaska - John Green
Paper Towns - John Green
An Abundance of Katherines - John Green
Will Grayson, Will Grayson - John Green and David Leviathan
The Fault in Our Stars - John Green
Vampires vs Unicorns
Percy Jackson and the Olympians (series)
Heroes of Olympus (series)
I Am Number Four (series)
The Book Thief
The Maze Runner
Me/any nice boy who is not a jerk