Claire LeBoeuf
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Joined 09-18-11, id: 800014, Profile Updated: 05-27-16
Author has written 20 stories for General, Historical, Sci-Fi, Spiritual, and Essay.

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Daddy phase by angels know the rest
The eyeshadow my mother bought me dried up on my bedroom dresser while Daddy taught me to shoot a .38 special in the backyard, never too cliché for Louisiana blood.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11 - Complete
Resurrection by angels know the rest reviews
Queer sins cost more than straight ones.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11 - Complete
Mabel by MundaneLifestyle reviews
A little writing about the loss of a close friend. Enjoy.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Complete
Above the Influence by iBrandi reviews
SLASH. Somehow, his best friend bringing drugs to the Spring Formal isn't the worst part of the night for Nate. The worst part of the night is when Nate manages to accidentally out himself while they're both high on said drugs. His life is a farce.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
Sunny Mr Finnigan by iBrandi reviews
Out of all people, Finn Blake the Ultimate Jock was probably the last person you'd pick to turn gay. Yet there he was, hiding behind a truck, making creepy stalker eyes at the littlest punk ever. Ah, romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
Superhero by LaFarfalla reviews
A man's life changes forever after he meets someone on the bus who makes him question what it means to be a superhero.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
The Housewife by R. Bronwen reviews
She takes another slow drag and leans her head against the wall. ‘All this time,’ she thinks morosely, the words becoming bitter in her mind. ‘And all that learning wasted.’
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
My Mathematical Mind by Shampoo Suicide reviews
And, my god, who just bursts in on someone like that. I could've been masturbating. Trigonometry, guitars, and bringing about the apocalypse or something close to it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
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On the Oscar Wilde Complex
A meditation on what I call the Oscar Wilde complex. A journal entry from recently. Painfully pretentious, but that's to be expected given the subject matter.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Published: 7/13 - Complete
The Ethics of Recovery reviews
no one can kill themselves in peace anymore
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/10 - Complete
One for the Church Girls reviews
when i was a kid i prayed to god a lot but he always seemed to be busy on the other line. now he's got nothing but time for me. (TW for very, very vaguely implied child abuse)
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/27 - Complete
Repetition: A Choose Your Own Adventure Story
Break the glass? -yes -no -kill yourself instead
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Published: 3/11 - Complete
Snakes in the Fox Hole
snakes in the fox hole, foxes in the hen house. no humans in my bed.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Published: 2/24 - Complete
The Dirt Manifesto
The only way to go to Heaven tomorrow is to kill yourself today. Amen. (huge TW: inciting suicide)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Published: 2/11 - Complete
Burning Place
Psychiatry is the practice of burning through someone until there is nothing left.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Published: 1/28
Miss American Dream reviews
an etude to the avant garde millennial revival- put your indie records where your smack is (TW: drug addiction, suicidal ideation, body horror, derealization)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 3/28/2015
Spirit World Rising
The obsession with human identity has led to something of an epidemic of personality crises in Abilene. (tw: graphic description of a corpse, parental abandonment)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Published: 9/29/2015 - Complete
Electric Sheep reviews
Sometimes though, when Drew lays in the darkness, she still dreams of electric sheep and Crystal breathing you make me believe in god again into her skin. (only vaguely sci-fi, tw for non-explicit mentions of sex work)
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Complete
Ghost in the Machine: A Tragedy in Five Acts
Death, in many ways, is the easiest part of being a person.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Complete
Ode to the Back of Her Knees
Things are subjective, and there's not a lesson in here anywhere. Things happen and they happen and they happen and that's all there is to say about it.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Complete
Satan and the Problem of Evil
Matthew 27:46. "And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? that is to say, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?"
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Complete
Business Ventures with Hades
"Dying doesn't make you wise, Persephone. Dying makes you dead." Chris has a month to live. Somehow, that's actually the least of his problems at the moment.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Complete
Men of Mice and Weeds reviews
"Shelby does not appreciate being called a rat, she is clearly a mouse and she would like you to respect her life choices."
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Complete
A Frozen Sun reviews
The sun hangs hazily over the horizon, above the frozen air, but refuses to rise completely.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Complete
Mirages in the Desert
At night, when all was quiet and the sun was down, the shop owners took a second glance out into the night and pretended they didn't see a thing.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Complete
Where They Could Not Find Me
He knew that it was November, the walls were an ugly gray colour, and the sheets were moth eaten. This was all he knew.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Complete
Sinners reviews
Seven short stories, seven sins. Nanking, China. December, 1937. (warning: Non-graphic depictions of rape and violence)
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013
Over and Over reviews
It seems like the weekend is all I live for at work, and vice versa on the weekends. Same old thing. Over and over.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Complete