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96% WILL NOT STAND UP FOR JESUS. IF YOU'RE ONE OF 'EM, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.
You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into the wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the UMBRA ZONE!
Hello, you already annoy me! My name is [CENSORED] and I am [CENSORED] years old. I enjoy cursing the world, baking, making fun of Republicans, reading, writing, stealing stuff, petting dogs, making people LOL, sleeping, playing video games, debating, and American history.
Strengths: lack of sentimentality, grammar, spelling, witty comebacks
Weaknesses: lack of sentimentality, short attention span, inconsistent hair quality, Nyan Cat, low self-image
Umbra in Machina means "Ghost in the Machine" or "Shadow in the Machine." Just so you know.
Books: WAAAY too many! No vampires.
Cartoons/Anime: Blue Exorcist, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Pink Panther, Pucca, some South Park
Movies: Kung Fu Panda, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Reign Over Me, The King's Speech, Young Mr. Lincoln
Music: The Beatles, Coldplay, Shakira, some Katy Perry, Queen, some The Who
TV Shows: Doctor Who, Merlin, Psych, some SNL, The Colbert Report, The Twilight Zone (1950's version, none of that 1980's crap)
Webcomic: Hanna is Not a Boy's Name, Hetalia, Homestuck, Knite
FOR NARNIA!!! ;P
...rude. Rude, and not ginger.
...SO ninja, you will not BELIEVE my NINJA-NESS!!!
...not who you think I am.