Umbra in Machina
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Joined 09-23-11, id: 800833, Profile Updated: 05-02-12
Author has written 3 stories for Humor.


You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into the wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the UMBRA ZONE!

Hello, you already annoy me! My name is [CENSORED] and I am [CENSORED] years old. I enjoy cursing the world, baking, making fun of Republicans, reading, writing, stealing stuff, petting dogs, making people LOL, sleeping, playing video games, debating, and American history.

Strengths: lack of sentimentality, grammar, spelling, witty comebacks

Weaknesses: lack of sentimentality, short attention span, inconsistent hair quality, Nyan Cat, low self-image

I have two sisters. If you want an idea of what it's like to live with them, watch this and this... and this, if you're brave.

Umbra in Machina means "Ghost in the Machine" or "Shadow in the Machine." Just so you know.

Favorites List

Books: WAAAY too many! No vampires.

Cartoons/Anime: Blue Exorcist, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Pink Panther, Pucca, some South Park

Movies: Kung Fu Panda, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Reign Over Me, The King's Speech, Young Mr. Lincoln

Music: The Beatles, Coldplay, Shakira, some Katy Perry, Queen, some The Who

TV Shows: Doctor Who, Merlin, Psych, some SNL, The Colbert Report, The Twilight Zone (1950's version, none of that 1980's crap)

Video Games: Kingdom Hearts, Ico, Katamari series, The Legend of Zelda series, Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Webcomic: Hanna is Not a Boy's Name, Hetalia, Homestuck, Knite








I am...

...rude. Rude, and not ginger.

...SO ninja, you will not BELIEVE my NINJA-NESS!!!

...not who you think I am.

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Kyle and Orville by Luna Carn reviews
What does it mean if zombies invade your dreams? How can one tie a tie without choking? Does talking to plants really help them grow? These are just a few of the things that Kyle and Orville Flynn want to learn.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 35,858 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
Downer Danny by Mister Brightside reviews
Danny Urie hates his dad, his friends, and his home. He pretty much hates everything. But his therapist thinks he should share his feelings with the people around him. Danny hates his therapist, too.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011
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The Most Formidable Comebacks in History reviews
A brief introduction to the two greatest comebacks in history. I was bored, so...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Complete
The Epic Saga of Nan Oliver reviews
When you find that you are at a crossroads, ask yourself, "What would Nan do?" Then, don't do it. Chapter 5: Violence is not the answer, but it is a fun alternative.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011
Witness! reviews
There's a voice in the back of your head that tells you not to kill people. Larry doesn't have that voice.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Complete