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Hello People!

Writing is my life! Seriously, I literally am obsessed with it. I probably get inspired a little TOO easily!

My Fanfiction- http://www.fanfiction.net/~agentgreendolphin

My Quizilla- http://quizilla.teennick.com/user/randombballgirl/

My Wattpad- http://www.wattpad.com/user/agentgreendolphin

And as I profess my love for it, I must also say that I LOVE bendy straws!(English Class Insider)

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get." AKA, the best quote in the world, stated by the famous Forest Gump.


Books That I Want to Read/Finish:

The Lovely Bones

The rest of the Clique Series(Read the first two)

Pretties and Specials(of the Uglies Series)

The rest of the Mother Daughter Book Club series(After the first two)

The Golden Compass

Mocking Jay(Hunger Games)

The Boy in the Striped Pajamas

Harry Potter

Pretty Little Liars

Atleast ten Agatha Christie Books(I've read three)

Aspirations for this school year:

I've always been known as the shy girl who does most of her homework at the last minute, who's good at English and French but nothing else, and who's too sensitive for her own good. I never get a huge role in any of the plays I'm in, and I mostly suck at every sport I join(except for Badminton).

But for 9th grade, I want to be the "Outgoing, singing, acting, good at Volleyball, smart, friendFUL(I'm already friendly), French and English Honors rocking, funnier, hairful(my alopecia forced me to wear a wig for most of the year), literary magazine writing, awesome, philantropist".

It's a stretch, but I'm sure I can do it. :)

I'm the type of girl that's incredibly obsessed with oxymorons and palendromes

I'm the type of girl that would much rather read a book than go to dances

I'm the type of girl that critiques movies before they even come out

I'm the type of girl that would quote something from a cartoon

I'm the type of girl that trips over her own feet and then THINKS that she sprained her wrist

I'm the type of girl that procratinates ALL THE TIME

I'm the type of girl that is obsessed with photography, but doens't have a camera

I'm the type of girl that is more popular on Facebook than she is in real life

I'm the type of girl that looks sweet, happy, and peaceful, but in reality I would blow up certain people

I'm the type of girl that at a place full of people, I would sit down and read/daydream

I'm the type of girl that daydreams in Math class and is surprised when she gets a C on a test

I'm the type of girl that makes random list like this for no apparent reason

This is a poem I made for this scrapbook project for English class:

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. I sorta took off the ones that I'm not, cause it was taking waayyy too much space on the profile haha)

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. (Eh, Jamerican!)

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.(Wait, I do...)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.(HATE IT)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (Eh, Britican! Wait...)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.

I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash(lol I'm black/Is Maryland considered southern?)

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so everything that comes out of my mouth MUST be a lie.

I got to PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life(I play the recorder, the maracas, the kazoo, and the tamborine!)

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.

I'm AFRICAN AMERICAN, so I MUST be on welfare.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports .(Pshaw, I suck at female sprots too!)

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life.

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.

I HATE HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST have no inner child.

I don't ADORE Twilight, so I MUST not believe in true love.

Quotes from Life...

"Oh peanut butter"

"AW CRAAAAPPPP" I said when a volleyball was about to hit me in the face when I wasn't paying attention.

"I'm proud, I finally did my math homework for once!"

"Anyone who has ever wondered what would happen next in a book, movie, or show is a Fanfiction author."

"I'm not really that good at writing, I just use big words that I know that the teacher would want to hear."

"There is no smell worse than the STANK of burnt popcorn."

"Oh yeah, I'm just fine, I just got hit in the nose by a basketball, that's all." I get hit by sports' balls all the time.

"When he's mean to you, just think about how much of a buttface he is." Said to me by a friend of mine about my ucky stepdad.

"You're the only person that I know that would drop a cellphone down a sewergrate and your swimsuit down a toilet." Said to me by another friend of mine.

"Juggling...is my life."

"It's not my fault that I almost burned down the house by making pancakes, SHEESH!"

"Dont choke on your own ignorance."

"There is no type of photo that is better than awkward photos!"

"I'm already planning my little brother's wedding. He's five, so there's going to be a 20 year engagement period."

"I wanted to be Romeo--NOT BENVOLIO!"

"Now, how did you trip on thin air, again?" Asked by the school nurse.

"I didn't know that crap could be holy..." Said by a friend after I yelled "HOLY CRAP" after almost tripping.

"Tori...that was just embarrasing." Said to me after I along with a chair fell after school.

"We can all be bootylicious...together!"

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The Problem With Paper Flowers by Autumn's Addiction reviews
All it takes is one wrong move; One raindrop, One little flame, One tiny mistake, And it’s broken beyond repair. I guess that’s why they’ve always reminded me a bit of myself. Pillowbook
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 18,179 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 5/26/2009
The Art of Love Letters by Thetis of White Isle reviews
Miranda plots her rival's humiliation, but what should happen when something genuine emerges from the farce? She is forced to confront the price of popularity and what it really means to be a friend. Revised.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 5/22/2008
Happy Birthday by Thousandpieces
What's so nice about birhtdays? Is just a normal day when you're forced to be fake. For Live-Love-Write prompt
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
I hadn't noticed by Shady Shinigami reviews
She didn't notice anything about him until it was too late.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Complete
Pretend by Inquiete reviews
Everyone pretends, it may be a little bit 4 a little while or it can be their inter life. Whither it's pretending to like a certain sport when u hate it, or pretending to be in a certain cligue when u r nothing alike or pertending to be OK when u r not.
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Complete
Outcast by AnnieHonson25 reviews
That's a harsh word, and people try their best to avoid it. But, how could you avoid it if it's a part of who you are? The answer: You can't
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Complete
The wallflower by Seireina reviews
A face that occationally surfaces from the crowd, one you rarely notice. You've seen her around, but that's about it. She's not important, not to you or to anyone. She knows it. And it pains her very existence.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Complete
What Are We EVER Going to Need This For? by East-0f-Eden reviews
Sometimes as an adult you feel hypocritical telling kids what to do.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011
Cliques by theangrylibrarian reviews
A stereotypical view on high school cliques.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2006
The Opposite of What You Think
Dualism Poem for English. Basically me venting over the picture painted of people due to complete ignorance. Enjoy!
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete