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Joined 09-27-11, id: 801554, Profile Updated: 10-12-11
Author has written 3 stories for Young Adult.

Hello there, all! My name is Holliday!

...No, seriously.

Stop laughing!

Ahem. Anyway, my name is Holliday. As my penname states, please, no Christmas jokes. I find it both amusing and disheartening that every time someone makes a joke about my name, they think they're the first to ever think of it. You're not. You're not original. You're just stupid. So back off.

ANYWHOOZLES. I'm 17, pretty darn tall, and a total nerd. Minus the smarts. I'm good with literature, grammar, and other things of that nature, but, other than that, I'm a dunce. But I take comfort in the fact taht there are people out there stupider than me, and a lot of them are part of my family. So. Yeah.

I like to draw, though I'm a long way from an accomplished artist. And I like to write, though I'm not too fantabulous at that either. I'm getting there, though. I have a pretty simplistic writing style. I don't get all deep and profound and mindfucky, but I do tell stories of characters I created and nurtured with love, and much "IF YOU DON'T COOPERATE IN THIS DAMN DRAWING, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU OFF IN MY NEXT STORY, SO HELP ME--"

I'm demented. Seriously. Turn back now. I LOVE to write about sex. I also like to write about gay people. Put those two together, and you get GAY SEX. So, yeah. I'm one of those people. Don't like it? Go ahead and flame. I absolutely live to torment anyone who isn't smart enough to read a freakin' warning. Enjoy my fanfictions, people, or enjoy me laughing at your disgust/misery/mental scarrage/horror/rage.


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Angel of the Snowdrift by Shrine of the Slash Gods reviews
-'Life hates me. It always has. ...I'm really going to die here.' Neither Sin nor Draca ever thought finding a boy in the snow and doing a good deed would lead to so much. *A Shadows & Seraphim story.* M/M/M Rated 18 and over.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,898 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
One Moment by Shrine of the Slash Gods reviews
COMPLETE. Sasha Adelais has resigned himself to the single life at an early age. He's awkward, nerdy, short, and distressingly girly. Not dating material. Or at least, no one but Aiden Patroclos has ever seemed to think so. M/M Rated 18 and over.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 335,868 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Complete
The Phoenix and the Irish Angel by A Nameless Traveler reviews
At age thirty-three, Baaltazar Patroclos was handsome, charming, reasonably wealthy, adventurous, talented... and perhaps too self-confident for his own good. How is he EVER going to get out of this one? *SLASH AND LEMON!*
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,791 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 1/13/2011
If Not for Hope by A Nameless Traveler reviews
Private detective Tarantino Monetari has one last chance to make it big, or admit defeat. Just one. But did he have to choose a case that could be the end of *him?* Six years before One Moment. M/M
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,981 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011
Unplanned Parenthood by A Nameless Traveler reviews
-"This is why we're never having kids." The boys get a lesson in parenting and experience the best birth control available: taking care of someone else's child! #16 in the Shadows & Seraphim series. SLASH and LEMON
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011
Paint and Lingerie by Shrine of the Slash Gods reviews
With the Patroclos children moved out and the Adelais children otherwise occupied, life has gotten distressingly boring for Keres and Mona. Luckily they now have someone interesting to talk to. *A One Moment AU smutfic.* F/F Rated 18 and over.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,653 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
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Little Moments reviews
A series of drabbles revolving around some characters from One Moment and their funny little romances. Het, slash, femslash and everything in between. Rating varies between chapters.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012
Awkward First Dates reviews
"He's so perfect Sasha. Like, angel perfect. He's a beautiful, blond, gay angel, sent from the Homo Heaven to make my life complete!" "Homo Heaven? Kenny, what have you been smoking?"
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012
Scribbles reviews
Kenny Adelais is not your traditional type of artist. He can't sit and paint a bowl of fruit for hours. He's not that patient. So why the hell does he have to attend a nude drawing class at his college on a Saturday? Warning: Contains some slight BL!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Complete