Favourite Quotes

And sometimes you make me so mad I just want to throw myself into on-going traffic; then I realize I'd probably kill myself trying to save you."

"Hug a tree. They have less issues than people."

Whatever you do, follow your heart - just take your brain with you!

Big girls don't cry - we get even.

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those who want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the heck happened."

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you?

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

You say I've lost my sanity. But you can't lose what you never had.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. (:

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

It takes fourty-seven muscles to frown, seventeen to smile, but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

"People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was."

"Why are you talking while I'm teaching? Why are you teaching during my conversation?"

"When life gives you skittles, throw them at people and scream 'Taste the freakin' rainbow!!!!!!!!'"

"With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." Nico

Love conquers all. Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them? [Aphrodite]
Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed? [Percy]
Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart - Percy and Aphrodite, Titan's Curse

Green grass breaks through snow.
Artemis pleads for my help.
I am so cool [Apollo]
That last line was four syllables [Artemis]
Was it? [Apollo]
Yes. What about I am so bigheaded? - Artemis and Apollo, Titan's Curse

Oh, come on, man. You have to do that right here? That's disgusting. We're in a kitchen - Percy, Lightning Thief (movie)

Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades - Percy, Titan's Curse

That's us. Those five nuts right there [Grover]
Which one is me? [Percy]
The little deformed one [Zoe]
Oh, shut up [Percy] - Percy, Zoe and Grover, Titan's Curse

Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong - Hephaetus, Battle of the Labyrinth

Dreams like a podcast,
Downloading truth in my ears.
They tell me cool stuff - Apollo, Titan's Curse

I'm incognito. Call me Fred - Apollo, Titan's Curse

MOST TEENS WOULD CRY FOR HOURS IF JUSTIN BEIBER FELL OFF A CLIFF... PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU WERE THE ONE TO PUSH HIM OFF... (I couldn't have hated Justin Bieber more if I tried)

I am part of CBTUAEC (clumsy brunette teens united against Edward Cullen) If you are part of this, copy and paste on your profile

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers!

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with a TV or movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this in your profile.

If you talk to your television, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'Pull" or pulled the handle on a door that said 'Push', copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're wearing pants right now, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your friends give you odd looks for being yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't and never will smoke, drink, (Like get drunk and do something stupid. Occasional wine and church wine is fine) and do drugs and are proud of it, (Which you are!) copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

92 of the teenage population would die if Abercombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore.Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 that would laughing your ass off.

If copying and pasting stuff really bothers the hell out of you yet you do it anyway copy and paste this onto your profile.

If it bothers you how people in the world these days judge before they get to know, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you sometimes run home from school just so you can run into your room and sing your heart out and let your problems go copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever become so obsessed with a book that you spend a whole day with your head in it and totally oblivious to the outside world copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you feel like you are often underestimated, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you've ever been so into a book that someone's thrown something at your face and you brushed it away like a speck of dust copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this bleep!