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Joined 09-30-11, id: 802122, Profile Updated: 03-15-17
Author has written 18 stories for Action, General, Life, Love, Humor, Romance, Song, and Biography.

Status: Wow what the fuck younger me.

About me: I came to visit this account after a three-year hiatus. I've since moved on from this account - I won't say where cause I'd just kinda like to leave this life and my new one unconnected, honestly.

In any case... Wow.

The story behind my stories:
So, All alone in this Grand World is a poem I made about leaving your home for the first time... I haven't exactly experienced this yet, but it still is a nice poem.

Erm... Anyway, I have moved a thousand times is a poem I made about traveling. I for one haven't traveled as much as I would like, but I still like this poem.

Snowflakes is a side-story to SaF and DaL (Dark and Light), kinda like an in-between. It's my boyfriend's favorite, which is good cause I made it after we started dating. I really like this story, even if it's just a one-shot.

The Blind One was my first poem I wrote and posted on here. I'm really proud of it, even though it's short, and I like remembering it out of the blue as I write. I might have a blind character, eventually...'

The Jeweled Prophecies is a story I wrote, althisn't that good, cause it was written when I was obsessed with vampires. The thing I have posted is a teaser-chapter, basically.

The Fight for Flight is a story I wrote betwed TJP and PSftG, and I've only gotten to chapter three with it... I kinda lost interest. Originally, it was titled Broken Wings, but if you look up that title alone, you'll get around a million results. So... I changed it.

Things me and other people shouldn't do is basically a fun thing I did bragging about my escapeds... although they aren't that great in themselves... Might take this down.

Just so we can be clear, What I Am was written in a time of my life when I was really depressed... like, really, extremely, my life will END kind of depression.

You watch me was a poem I wrote about me and my ex... There's not much more to tell about it.

Letter to you was a letter I wrote to my ex because he never gave me a chance at closure... It was just my way of saying goodbye, I guess.

I will have a few more poems up in the near-future, as well as another one-shot. You'll have to wait and see them


Pairings:

RosilynnXLairen


Favorite Quotes:

"Eggs are undead."-Originally from the RPS, a story by Luaith

"This is for you. Now practice, dammit!" -Billy Joe Armstrong to a Green Day fan

"No one is leaving this band unless it's in a coffin!" -Green Day

"Chimichanga! These pillows are filled with baby birds!" -Penguins in Madagascar 3

"Knowledge is power and power corrupts, so study hard and be evil." -Unknown

" Peaches: So when can I hang around guys?
Manny: When I'm dead... and three days after that, just to make sure I'm dead"
-Ice Age: Continental Drift


Story Status:

Broken Wings: On hold for editing.

Snowflakes: Complete

The Jeweled Prophecies: Complete

Letter to you: Complete

Sun, Sea, and Sky: Complete


Anger (feet), a poem by Tim Minchin

Sometimes I get a bit angry
But you couldn't tell, no you couldn't tell
Unless you looked real closely
Sometimes I get a bit angry
But it's alright, yes it's alright
Cause I keep it out of sight
Inside, deep inside

I breast fed 'til I was nine
Which my QUACK... doctor says is fine
And he also says I'd deal with anger better
If I wrote about myself in a poem or a letter

My mother was a STUPID BITCH... caring lady
She taught me all I know
Although I was a little slow, she never gave up
She never let me Slut down
Although she spent a lot of time at the neighbour's house
When my dad was out of town

I didn't walk 'til I was seven, or talk 'til I was ten
But neither did Napoleon, according to my QUACK fucking doctor
Who has certificates in frames
To substantiate his Dodgy Fucking... claims

My father left my mother for the love of a PANTANG... nother
And I have a Bastard brother who I've never really known
Because me dad moved up to Queensland
And he doesn't have a Bullshit You Fat Cunt... telephone
In primary school I had trouble making ASHTRAYS... friends
An issue which has become somewhat of a trend
The origin of which I can not pretend does not perplex me
Although my Quack Fucking doctor says it's cool
And that loads of "Fat Prick!" "SHUT UP I'm NOT FAT"... kids at school
Have problems with communication
And that of course some medication would be wise
And combined with more honest self expression
Could help me with my issues with emotional repression
And at a hundred and eighty bucks a session
I think I'll take the Theiving Wank BASTARD chap's advice

I quite like Porn... photography
And books on GUNS... history
And I'd like to be a POLITICIAN... vet
And I feel as I get older
I'm more in control of my violent tendencies
And when I die KILL... and when I die
I'll have no regrets

And I feel that all this writing
Is really Poofy exciting
And my Quack... Quack doctor would be proud
Because I feel a lot less angry
And I'm saying stuff out loud
And I'm letting anger out
Like today in our last session
When I taught the Quack a lesson
'Cause he said I'm not progressing
Said I wasn't moving forward
So I said, "Let's see how you move without your fucking legs."
And I tied him to his chair
And I pulled out my machete
And I listened to him beg
And then I cut his fucking feet off
And while he laid there bleeding
I used his feet to kick him in the head...

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The RPS by Luaith reviews
A group of friends try to survive a very long trip.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 396 - Words: 416,742 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/6/2016 - Published: 4/10/2011
Where I Can't Follow? by LoveAlways03 reviews
Your storms have worn me out, I've been chasing you up and down just in case you need me...I could give up and let your troubles have you, it's hard to love the stranger you've turned into...Sequel to Don't Fall For The Player...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,072 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Complete
The Final Dance by SweetLittleTaleEndedSour reviews
Tied down by her past, Elizabeth Harper dances with a flawless technique but with no emotions. When the new guy becomes her new dance partner, she watches him pour his heart into his movements. Will he be able to free her from the lingering ghosts?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 125,319 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Complete
What not to do at school by Melody Melone reviews
These are some things that my friends and I have done and are no longer aloud to do...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012
Its not your fault by SiriuslyLuvmaiL reviews
When Taylor McKinnon was fifteen, a horrible event happened. She still blames herself, even though it wasn't her fault. Will her best friend Duncan Williams convince her, with a bit of romance to help? First fic ever. No flames, please.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2012
Asu E by starforcebigbang reviews
13 year old Kirisaki Eins fight the fearsome enemy of Earth with the amazing new power he has acquired alongside his four friends. But can he face the sheer numbers of the enemy? Can he keep fighting to tomorrow? Possible swearing later on. KISS SCENES! DISCONTINUED
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,482 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Complete
Guide to Linderag by RandomID reviews
What to expect and what to do in Linderag - the absurd place I live in. This is more like a column.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012
Don't Fall For The Players by LoveAlways03 reviews
Don't fall for the biggest player in school, that's what I have always told myself since starting high school but with him trapping me in bathrooms with him and pushing us into janitors closets he is starting to make remembering that rule very difficult. *Complete*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,644 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Complete
Dear Deuche by Asdferas reviews
So I broke up with my boyfriend of six months and I am finally ready to tell him goodbye. This is the letter I wrote that I never got to send and I thought I might share it with you. Hopefully it might help someone out there get over an ex themselves or something like that. Enjoy xxx
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Complete
The List by SunriseSerenade reviews
Or, 'Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do At Conifer High School'. This list was made because, in fact, we have done these horrible things, and they wish us to do them no longer! But it's so fun...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Complete
Basking in the Night by Lucy Belle reviews
Valerie has just gotten out of a bad relationship, set to lose the bane of her existence, her virginity, she decides to have a one night stand with some guy. But what she thought would be a one night stand turned out to be something more...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,805 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Complete
Summertime Sadness by builtonbones reviews
Lennon is a beautiful, high maintenance girl from Pocahontas County where it's always cloudy and there's never a wrong time to have coffee. Shiloh is a sexy, laid back boy from Starry Peaks where it's always sunny and the waves are perpetually perfect. They're like the moon and the sun. She can't help but kiss him and he's so in love with her that he'll do anything to make her stay
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,017 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012
Mourning Dove by writingwithwings reviews
Monsters and Angels exist in the simplest of humans and objects. Yes, Mourning Dove is spelled like that for a reason. Long poem but short stanzas. I was inspired while at the beach after walking the long, dark path and later finding a bird egg somewhere it couldn't have possibly ended up...but did.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Complete
Our fairy tale life up close by theblacksheepinme reviews
There are always those people whose lives you'd really love to live, but what if you find out the ugly truth beneath the image of perfection? Would you still like to trade, or would you be happy with yours?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011
Alcohol Intake Test by theblacksheepinme reviews
"Alright, if you aren't so drunk, spell my real name." "C-H-A-R-L…" he crinkled his eyebrows in confusion, "I dunno, why is it so hard to spell anyway?" "It's not when you're sober." One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Complete
Worst Winter Break Ever by tiavalerie reviews
This is based on my winter break so far, it's gonna go on until the end. I changed some names for my sisters sake. Rated T for a surgery little kids shouldn't have to know about. Mild humor.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011
Dancing With The Enemy by Chatty Katty reviews
Alexander and Katie are in the same dance class, and they despise each other. But after they get assigned as partners for a dance assessment, sparks begin to fly. But what type of sparks?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 109,414 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Complete
Son of the Centuars by Kandygram13 reviews
This story is about a city boy who stumbles through a portal into a fantasy world where he meets a wood elf who saves him from certain death. I rated it T just because it has mild language and some violence... Enjoy!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2011
Send my Soul to the Sea by ScarletDevil1503 reviews
A poem about two lovers... promising that even death will not part them. Read&Review!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Complete
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Black, White, and Technicolor
A while back, I used to be so depressed... and I still kinda am. But I'm getting better. This is basically my reason why. T for some foul language
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Complete
Count to 60 reviews
The 60 seconds prior to my VERY FIRST PHONE CALL EVER to my boyfriend, which happened yesterday.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Complete
Simply Dubstep
A poem about Dubstep
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Complete
MCRmy soldier
A poem about being part of the MCRmy and basically how it has saved my life, I guess.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Complete
GW
A poem about my hero and his band.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Complete
Doors of Steel reviews
Just a poem I came up with
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Complete
Sun, Sea, and Sky reviews
Lairen and Rose spend a day at the beach. Another one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Complete
Letter to you
A letter I've written to my ex, because he never gave me the chance to say goodbye. Now I have. T for some language
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Complete
The Jeweled Prophecies
Teaser chapter to an old story I found. Lyra Acacia has just become a vampire! What's she to do?
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,745 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Complete
Snowflakes reviews
Side story to Dark and Light. Rose and Lairen have a picnic on a snowy December day. One-shot, possibly two.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Complete
Dark and Light
Two years after Lairen and Rosilynn have saved the world from Calvin, they're still going strong. But when a new threat arises, and they go a step further, how long will they last? Sequel to Smoke and Frost. T for now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,486 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012
Things me and other people shouldn't do reviews
While at Laventure, I should NOT do this and this and this... Yet I do them anyway. Generation of the Freaks, Pepper Teach, and I did a whole bunch of weird stuff. Generation of the Freaks did one, Pepper Teach did one but didn't post it, and now I'm doing one. Rated T-M for all the stupid stuff we did.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012
What I am reviews
When I'm really depressed, this is kind of how I feel
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Complete
You watch me
I listen to Green Day and sip on soda/ You watch me About the perfect love story, told in about a day span
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Complete
All alone in this Grand world reviews
I'm finally doing it! I'm going to prove that I can leave the nest! This is a poem about leaving family on your grand adventure and then turning back.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Complete
I have moved a Thousand times
A poem about traveling, I guess, and pondering what to do when you get back.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Complete
The Blind One reviews
I came up with this, IDK where or how, and I wanted to share it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Complete
The fight for flight reviews
Tells about a girl who is shot down during a ceremony, banished from her tribe, and must now find her way back into society.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011
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